Happy Birthday Severus. 

Well, he brought it upon himself, didn't he? At least he has someone to care about his well-being.

Aw, happy birthday, Professor! Sounds like he enjoyed himself thoroughly :)

Hahaha.  Unexpected!

Wickedly delightful!!!  :)

That was cutely unexpected.

What a nice well-rounded story! Said so much in so few lines.  Personally I'd rather hurt from too much alcohol and sex than say oh, the Crutiatus Curse.  Just saying....

Wow, that must've been a birthday romp not to forget. Probably they'll laugh themselves silly about it in another .. hm 20 years?
Nice story, that leaves soooo much to our imagination. Uh, why is it suddenly so hot here?

Wonderful! We all thought we knew where it was leading, then the best ever reveal. And all in 7 lines!

LOL!  Nicely handled.  Thanks for sharing!

It seems that Snape had a wonderful birthday :)))

Lovely!  Thanks

What a nice way for Severus to celebrate his birthday.

Lol, I love it!

This is just too funny! ^_^

Lovely!

Thank you for sharing~Elou

Not what I had in mind at first. Wonderfully done!

LMAO. Poor Severus

Well, as they say, dance to the tune, pay the piper.  I'm sure he found it worth the suffering.