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Technical Difficulties

peppermint

22 Reviews   |   22 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Humor Drabble/100-Word Petulant_LDWS 454 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Original Character Severus Snape

Headmaster Snape faces public displeasure.

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Chapter 1: Technical Difficulties


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Reviews for Technical Difficulties

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8/10

salvamea

wonderful use of the prompt!
oh people. just hear what they want to hear, don't they... among others.
This is how media and even just technical problems can kill your reputation.
Well, at least Snape is fearcful creatur enough to set things straight. and give the people resposible for that a good verbal beat up. poor fellow.

0/10

snapify52

Favorite line: "Our congratulations to Headmaster Snape on this accomplishment...”

0/10

Mazzy

Poor Severus. lol Apparently the man's life is destined to be rife with headaches.

8/10

sevibaby

(groans) shakes head and giggles. 

0/10

Rose of the West

Poor Snape! You pick a catchy title and it bites you on the butt, LOL.

Response from peppermint (Author of Technical Difficulties)

He really should know better by now, shouldn't he? :)

0/10

Owlbait

I'd much more willingly believe he'd poison the first years. By the time they've reached NEWT level they should be marginally tolerable

Response from peppermint (Author of Technical Difficulties)

Well, I'd gather you're more intelligent than the average biased wizarding citizen ;) 

10/10

MuseAmusant

Snape's student-hating reputation just keeps coming back to haunt him, doesn't it? :D

Response from peppermint (Author of Technical Difficulties)

It really does. Once would think he hadn't attemped reform at all - when the fact that he collaborated with students on a textbook tells a different story ;)

10/10

ofankoma

'Bugger. It. All. To. Hell.'  Bwa ha ha ha!  And a plateful of Howlers sounds like quite the unpalatable breakfast, indeed! Oh, poor Severus. He really does have the worst luck imaginable! Well done! That opening line is fabulous.

Response from peppermint (Author of Technical Difficulties)

Thank you! I was quite fond of that line myself. :D 

0/10

marianne le fey

"Our congratulations to Headmaster Snape on this accomplishment...”Credit where it's due, and all! Thank goodness Rita's coming along to raise the tone a little.

Response from peppermint (Author of Technical Difficulties)

Oh yes, Rita is the epitome of class and discretion. ;) 

9/10

Severus49

Oh, dear lord, just what he needed! *rolls eyes and laughs* LOL!

Response from peppermint (Author of Technical Difficulties)

I do wonder who her source is and just what students they were...

0/10

nata

We can place bets on Rita setting the record as straight as Severus never dreamed it could get. If he thought he had trouble before, now Rita will show him what a journalist can do dispite all evidence.

Response from peppermint (Author of Technical Difficulties)

Is it really fair to journalists to call Rita a journalist? 

10/10

sweetflag

Yes... although, it wouldn't surprise me if he did poison some of them at some point.  Teeangers can be so annoying.

Response from peppermint (Author of Technical Difficulties)

If he did, it would be so insidious that nobody would ever know. He's smart that way. 

10/10

nagandsev

Poor Severus! However, enquiring minds want to know about the several NEWT students and Rita's sources for the salacious relationships scoop - sequel, please? *nudge, nudge*

Response from peppermint (Author of Technical Difficulties)

Perhaps after the reveal this week I shall satisfy your curiousity, Ms N. 

Response from nagandsev (Reviewer)

0/10

quaffswinegaily

I rather like the idea of Snape poisoning the NEWTs students, that gave me the giggles.

Response from peppermint (Author of Technical Difficulties)

So glad you giggled. I hoped someone would!

10/10

debjunk

ROFL  What a major error.

10/10

kyriaofdelphi

Leave it to Rita...  How is Snape ever going to get THAT sussed out? Good job.

10/10

sunny33

Oh dear, poor Snape can't catch an even break! :)

0/10

HermioneJeanSnape

Oh, please let Hermione be a co-author ;)

0/10

peppermint

Oooh, salacious relationships? Do tell!

10/10

HBAR

Yikes!  That is certainly reason to panic.  Poor guy never gets a break though, does he?

10/10

blue artemis

~gigglesnort~

10/10

Aurette

That first sentence slaughtered me!  Great job!

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