Sex Sells
Aurette31 Reviews | 31 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )
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Aurette
Member Since 2007 | 15 Stories | Favorited by 491 | 126 Reviews Written | 1,161 Review Responses
Forty-something, married, Professional Colorist seeks intelligent, scrawny man with misunderstood past. Tattoos a plus, snarkiness a must.
My interests include: Eating, breathing, napping, swearing and chocolate; as well as long, romantic walks from the refrigerator to my computer.
Needed skills must include: Foot massage, adoration, feeding my kids for me and ironing my husband's work clothes, along with sneering, looming, staring at me with desire, and reading whatever I hand you into my ear in a sultry tone.
Reviews for Sex Sells
ROFL!! I love it! And for once Ron isn't the stupid one : that's refreshing.
Response from Aurette (Author of Sex Sells)
lol! So glad you enjoyed that bit of silly!
“ ‘Take me,’ she whispered. ‘Make me a woman.’As I am trying to guess these characters, this line had me thinking it was certainly not Hermione, LOL!In the end, it doesn't matter if you hold out, or put out ... you'll be known to have slept with the boy who pissed his friends off.Do you ever write anything lousy? I'm floored that you continuously put out the best stuff around. Well written and funny.
Response from Aurette (Author of Sex Sells)
LOL! Don't make my head big, it makes the hair follicles lay funny. I can't see Hermione saying this in a million years, so you just had to know it was fiction... I'm so glad you liked it!
Geez, he deserved all of it.
Response from Aurette (Author of Sex Sells)
LOL! He did. What was he thinking?
Ha ha, that was great. You had me fooled; I thought it was Ron. :)
Response from Aurette (Author of Sex Sells)
Has anyone ever told you, you're a nut? You're a nut!I'm kinda glad JK left this part out in her "Tell-All" series. Haha
Response from Aurette (Author of Sex Sells)
I think you told me that before...