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Unplumbed Motives

Owlbait

21 Reviews   |   21 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Humor General Drabble/100-Word Petulant_LDWS 536 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Florean Fortescue Harry Potter Hermione Granger

Diagon Alley has been unsettled lately.

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Chapter 1: Unplumbed Motives


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Member Since 2006  |  14 Stories  |  Favorited by 12  |  579 Reviews Written  |  254 Review Responses

Working mom. Cute but time-consuming kids. Too many hobbies. You know the drill.

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0/10

salvamea

hence the shop-hopping...a-hano one can stay in one place for longer.almost meta-physically.No plumbing, just the gutter and the rain.Thank you very much for this picture.urgh.

Response from Owlbait (Author of Unplumbed Motives)

We know that plumbing exists, Hogwarts has it to be sure, but I think Fred and George got their premises cheap for a reason :o)

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Mazzy

Maybe wizards will take a page out of the Muggle book of sanitation after this. No community should be without a good environmental impact plan. :)

Response from Owlbait (Author of Unplumbed Motives)

I think so :o)

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peppermint

Should have known George would be responsible. And of course the Goblins weren't affected. 

Response from Owlbait (Author of Unplumbed Motives)

Right, I figure they have some natural resistance, plus they can't really move the vaults so they'd stick it out till it wore off. Thanks for reading and reviewing!

9/10

sweetflag

Up to mischief! How funny that it was 'possibly' unintentional.

Response from Owlbait (Author of Unplumbed Motives)

Entirely unintentional, they had absolutely no idea! Thanks for reading and reviewing :)

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silverdoe

LOL, Cute!

Response from Owlbait (Author of Unplumbed Motives)

thank you :)

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sunny33

Oops. The greenies need to get in on this one! :)

Response from Owlbait (Author of Unplumbed Motives)

Heh, yes the wizarding world needs to get up to date on some things. I bet Luna could help :)

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Severus49

I think I know where that gutter runs...past a lot of other shoppes, eh? Hmmm... Interestingly funny story!

Response from Owlbait (Author of Unplumbed Motives)

Got it in one ;-). Thankks for reading and reviewing!

10/10

Aurette

I loved how they weren't even aware they were pranking the other residents...

Response from Owlbait (Author of Unplumbed Motives)

Inorite?  I'm sure it never even occured to George to wonder why everyone was changing places. So glad you liked it :-)

10/10

blue artemis

They should be fined for toxic dumping.  Cute!

Response from Owlbait (Author of Unplumbed Motives)

The wizarding world is behind the muggle in so many oddnways, thanks for reviewing :-)

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nata

This week is so much fun! Another story that has me giggling in mirth. Funny and innocent, the WWW makes mischief even without trying. Splendid.

Response from Owlbait (Author of Unplumbed Motives)

Leave it to George to not think things through :-)

0/10

Dreamy_Dragon

Lovely take on the prompt!

Response from Owlbait (Author of Unplumbed Motives)

Thank you, glad you liked it :-)

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lady_rhian

Hee! Too funny!

Response from Owlbait (Author of Unplumbed Motives)

Glad you liked it, thanks for reading and reviewing :-)

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HermioneJeanSnape

Ooh, very clever! Silly George, how much fuss for all that moving!

Response from Owlbait (Author of Unplumbed Motives)

It worked out in the end, I think lots of folks were happier in new premises, glad you liked it :-)

10/10

Owlbait

Nice use of 'unsettled' and how typical of George and wizards in general not to think through the consequences of things. Nice that it worked out for everyone.

Response from Owlbait (Reviewer)

Inorite? Tha ks for reading and reviewing!

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linlawless

Hehehe, oops.  They clearly didn't think that one through!

Response from Owlbait (Author of Unplumbed Motives)

They just don't, do they? Thanks for reading and reviewing!

10/10

nagandsev

Love all of the detailed canon references intertwined - yum! Love the twist regarding the plumbing 'Works like a charm.' - of course it does!!

Response from Owlbait (Author of Unplumbed Motives)

So glad it worked for you, thank you muchly for reviewing. 

10/10

Sampdoria

Works like a charm, thats for sure:-))

Response from Owlbait (Author of Unplumbed Motives)

Lucky for george, moving around has cheered folks up! Thanks for reading and reviewing :)

10/10

HBAR

They Weasleys are causing trouble even while they are unaware :)  Nice job!

Response from Owlbait (Author of Unplumbed Motives)

Trouble clings to them like loo paper ;-)

0/10

debjunk

Indeed.

Response from Owlbait (Author of Unplumbed Motives)

Yes indeedy, thanks for reading and reviewing :-)

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ofankoma

Oh, well done! I love that George didn't even know he was to blame! (Although... thinking about the kinds of things he would regularly throw out, I think Diagon Alley's centuries-old plumbing system needs an overhaul ASAP!)

Response from Owlbait (Author of Unplumbed Motives)

You think? Bwahahaha! Thanks for reviewing, so glad you liked it.

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Rose of the West

That's a mystery solved. Gringotts would be sealed off from the drain system due to security.  Brilliant.

Response from Owlbait (Author of Unplumbed Motives)

I was thinking goblins are somewhat resistant to human magic, plus how could they move the vaults? But you are right, they'd have their own drainage system too. So glad you lliked it :-)

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