So sorry! I was warned by my lovely beta that this might be too cryptic, even for a drabble. (This was my first attempt at one, so I clearly have a lot to learn!) I leave it to your imagination, but essentially Draco went to the family kitchen to convince the house-elves to make him coffee in the morning rather than tea. There he caught his father doing something embarrassing, and he captured it on film (*click*) with the new camera Ginny gave him – thus giving them leverage to gain Lucius' approval on their relationship (even buying them their honeymoon cruise to Morocco, where hopefully, they'll get a lot more coffee). I hope this helps!

Draco learned from the best!

...should have remembered to lock the door?

Once a Malfoy, always a Malfoy! (Draco learned from the best.)

Sorting the boxes of pasta? Alphabetising tinned goods? Really... who's to say? 

(So are they!)

It's safe to say that Draco learned quite a bit from Daddy - profanity and blackmail, among other things!

Why, thank you!

If I were Ginny, I'd push for a side trip to Fez... but, yes, the future looks bright for the Weasley-Malfoys! (Who needs a wedding registry when you've got that all-important blackmail material locked away?)

Thanks!

Perhaps they were merely baking scones? Washing dishes? We may never know...

Poor, poor Draco... at least he and the new bride get some recovery time away!

So wrong and so right? Isn't that Lucius in a nutshell?

One never knows with Lucius...

Thanks very much,

! (This was my first drabble, so I was still trying to figure out what on earth to do with it as I scrabbled it together.)