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Hit Him Where It Hurts

1: Hit Him Where It Hurts

Hit Him Where It Hurts

Mistress of Sick

8 Reviews   |   8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

Humor Malfoy Manor 343 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Lucius Malfoy Narcissa Malfoy

Is Lucius having trouble in bed? Is that even possible?

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Chapter 1: Hit Him Where It Hurts


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Member Since 2010  |  4 Stories  |  Favorited by 2  |  8 Reviews Written  |  27 Review Responses

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10/10

morgaine_dulac

Billowing Lucius ... dreams don't get wetter than this.Well done, apprentice. Well done, indeed.

Response from Mistress of Sick (Author of Hit Him Where It Hurts)

Mohaha, now I have succeeded.Well, I did learn from the best!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Reviewer)

*pats you on the head* Gooood girl.

0/10

quaffswinegaily

I'm just trying to figure out how Lucius is going to billow during sexual congress. The images it conjures...

Response from Mistress of Sick (Author of Hit Him Where It Hurts)

He will make it work. Perhaps he will learn from the pro?

8/10

sexcupid

Well, whadda ya want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula??lolz...that would be entertaining...but probably not sexy :Dcan you learn how to billow?oh yes...maybe they could invite the professor over to billow about to get Narcissa all worked up

Response from Mistress of Sick (Author of Hit Him Where It Hurts)

I am convinced that Lucius would find a way to make that sexy too, it can't be impossible!It would be fun to have Snape billow up and down a corridor or something while Narcissa just sits and enjoys the view. :P

0/10

Owlbait

snerk! :)

Response from Mistress of Sick (Author of Hit Him Where It Hurts)

Mohaha :-)

10/10

mo112

Muahahaw! I try to imagine Lucius' face and fail... Great, thank you!

Response from Mistress of Sick (Author of Hit Him Where It Hurts)

Yes, poor bloke has to be crushed!Couldn't help myself though :PGlad you liked it!

10/10

BellatrixLives

lmao I love it! :)

Response from Mistress of Sick (Author of Hit Him Where It Hurts)

Thank you! :-)

10/10

mick42

" Well, whadder ya want me to do? Dress in drag amd do the hula?? " he may not be able to "billow" but he has the "snark" gown pat.

0/10

sunny33

Ooh.  Low blow! :)

Response from Mistress of Sick (Author of Hit Him Where It Hurts)

I know! But Lucius knows I love him. :-)

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