My favourite reaction to something that's meant to be funny.

Thanks, Muse!  Your prompts always seem to bring out the weirdest in me.

Oh, he did better than that—he kept his own to study it, purchased another two and sent one to each of them.  George's followed him around for a week because it amused him to see what it would say to the customers at the shop.  Molly made him deactivate it, though, when it quoted Tenacious D's "Fuck Her Gently" when he went to the Burrow for dinner one evening.  Luna's wasn't as obscene, but even her considerable patience was tried by the way it kept whistling the extended version of the theme to "The X-Files" every time she mentioned conspiracies or strange creatures.  Given the frequency with which she talks about both, that was more or less constantly.Glad you enjoyed the fic.

Thanks, Penny!

I don't find those songs—those songs find me.   At one point in my life, I was a piper in a bagpipe and drum band, and most of the guys (for years I was the only woman) had very...erm...interesting senses of humour.  Believe me, this doesn't even scratch the surface of my collection of obscene, silly and just plain weird songs.Thanks for reviewing.

Precisely the reaction I was hoping for.

Thanks.

I tried to work in some of their music, but it didn't work; this fic is humongous (by my standards, anyway) as it is, and I have a sneaking suspicion that I like Boccelli and Ramazzotti too much to include anything they've ever produced in the same fic that includes quotations from Adam Sandler and The Lonely Island. :p

Er, sorry, Rose.  Glad you liked it, though!