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Forbidden Forest Stuck Fast
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Stuck Fast

Keppiehed

9 Reviews   |   9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Humor Romance Drabble/100-Word Slash Epilogue What Epilogue? Forbidden Forest 318 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Harry Potter Severus Snape

Harry gets too eager and takes things into his own hands.

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Chapter 1: Stuck Fast


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gersknightlady

LOL  very funny and silly and really an interesting idea.  Would lvoe to see how that all happened.  How does one Severus end up pledging to marry Harry Potter.  It boggles the mind LOL

Response from Keppiehed (Author of Stuck Fast)

Sorry this took me so long to get back to you! I am glad you enjoyed this little story, and that it amused you. Thanks so much for reading and reviewing it!

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morgaine_dulac

Oh my goodness, you DID fluff! Funny fluff :) And yes, I had my mind in the gutter. I'm considering building a house down there.

Response from Keppiehed (Author of Stuck Fast)

If you did take up residence in the gutter, you'd be in good company, I can assure you! ;)I'm glad you liked the fluff! Thanks ever so much for reading it!

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liviconnor

Aaaaw.  You can do fluff!  And cutely, delightfully well.  I was half-expecting someone to die, or turn out to be a Polyjuiced house elf, or god knows what else, but even without some deeply peculiar twist, it was a good, warm-fuzzy read.

Response from Keppiehed (Author of Stuck Fast)

*laughs* I know, I was sorely itching to trip someone up and turn it into a funeral, but alas. You get straight fluff this week! I hope you enjoyed, I'll be back to fine form soon enough!Your rewview made me laugh! Thanks for reading!

10/10

HBAR

*is blissful from fluff*  Harry is right.  If the proposal went as planned, they would not remember it in years to come.  Plus they have to have a cute story to tell their family and friends because noone wants to hear about the wedding night when they do try the "muggle magic."  Well ok, if they are chomping at the bit to tell that story, I would be happy to listen so that noone else has to.  I am such a martyr...

Response from Keppiehed (Author of Stuck Fast)

Well, I am, for one, relieved that there was nothing incendiary here to incite your wrath nor your tender virtue, my dear! *snickers* I'd say I should write more fluff, but I think we both know this attempt nearly killed me, so I hope you savored it! Back to the angst/dark soon. Um, after packing!

10/10

sunny33

Of course it was his finger.  What else would it be?  Now I am envisioning harry shooting up sparks into the sky reading "I lose you, Several.  Mill you be wine?" ;)

Response from Keppiehed (Author of Stuck Fast)

You had me laughing! You're a clever one! This was about as good as it gets for me and fluff. I was lucky someone didn't trip during the proposal and make it a funeral.

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quaffswinegaily

That's the best, mangled marriage proposal I've heard in a long time.

Response from Keppiehed (Author of Stuck Fast)

Ah, maybe this makes up for some of those dark ones, eh? I nearly lost the competition with it, but I am glad to see that you like it. A salve to my wounded pride!

Response from quaffswinegaily (Reviewer)

You'd have to write a ridiculous amount of fluff to make up for the dark ones. We do love them though, even if we read them whilst peaking through our fingers.

Response from Keppiehed (Author of Stuck Fast)

You're right. I will give it up as hopeless and get back to fine form right away! *cackles*

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gurlimargrethe

That was very funny

Response from Keppiehed (Author of Stuck Fast)

Thank you very much!

10/10

snitchette

*grin* Love it! And I knew he wasn't talking about that.

Response from Keppiehed (Author of Stuck Fast)

I thought you were due for a treat! But it didn't trick you, eh? *laughs* Your mind is good and clear of the gutter, is that what you are trying to tell me? *grins* Thanks for reaidng, and I'm glad that this os one you liked!

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Anonymous

Eeeeeewwww!

That made me all icky inside! LOL!

Author's Response: *exasperates* I can't make you happy, sir! It wasn't turpentine and broken glass, at least! *laughs*

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