The Bane of His Existence
rosewood7 Reviews | 7 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )
The good Professor is accosted by an unwanted admirer. A one-shot prominently featuring bastard!Snape!
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rosewood
Member Since 2009 | 20 Stories | Favorited by 16 | 24 Reviews Written | 131 Review Responses
Just another wayward copywriter chewed up and spit out from the merciless world of advertising. Oh, and my writing for the most part centers around a fabulously snarky, drop-dead sexy dark wizard. He's my not-so-secret obsession.
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But you never say who is that lovely ladie. AlsoI'd love to see who were Severus' ex-wives.
Response from rosewood (Author of The Bane of His Existence)
That's the beauty of this little story. I've left such details to the reader's imagination. :)Thanks for the starry review!
I think she got the message! :)
Response from rosewood (Author of The Bane of His Existence)
I certainly hope so. Sevvy is not one to beat around the proverbial bush. :)Thanks for the review!
Anonymous
Awesome. It's full of win. Sometimes when people use quotes like that, they stick out and are really clunky in the story, but this one, the only one I noticed was the John Gissing one, and that's just because I've seen it 25 times. Well done.
Author's Response: Isn't that the greatest movie! As soon as Mike Binder independently released the movie I snatched it up. Gissing is such a lovable bastard! Now every time I see a nun I crack up.
Yeah, this story took a little longer to write precisely to work around the potentially "clunky" issue. But that's what makes these challenges fun. :)
Glad you enjoyed this little drabble and thanks for the starry review!
KingPhilipsWench's response: 
I want to feeeeeeeel...
I still LOVE that last line. And bravo on how you made the quote from Perfume fit. (You got that one from me, btw.)
Response from rosewood (Author of The Bane of His Existence)
Ah-ha! So you're the one I have to thank for the particular turn this story took. As soon as I read that quote I knew there would be absolutely no lemony goodness to be had. roflmao!You really do need to get that last line printed on a shirt! :DThanks for the rave review!
lets hope that was Umbridge.......I love the last line.
Response from rosewood (Author of The Bane of His Existence)
Ewwww. Wish I hadn't read that.*shudders*Besides she's having a mad affair with Fudge. :-PAs far as that last line goes, it's about as Snapish as it gets!Thanks for taking the time to read and review!
Bitter, bitter Snape! Would love to know who the woman is he is being so vitriolic to.
Response from rosewood (Author of The Bane of His Existence)
He's such a bastard at times. That's why we <3 the Potions Master.As for the mystery woman... That's the beauty of these unnamed characters. She can be any one you'd like her to be. :)Hope you enjoyed the story and thanks for the review!