Then I consider my work here is done! *laughs* Anytime I unsettle someone, I consider I've hit my mark. And thank you so much for the compliment, my dear! *hugs*

*laughs* I think the blame landed exactly where it is most deserved! But fun was had by all, wasn't it? I had forgotten about this, and remembering it made me smile. If only I could egg you on to write something similarly outrageous! You need someone to keep you on your toes!

Darling, I've done Ron and Sybill, house elf sex, SS/HG/goat, SS/HG/RW, Nagini lusting after Sev, Ginny and constipated Snape, Nev/Sev, Petunia and Voldie, Greg and Herms, and the Sorting Hat perving after 7th year Puffs...Proof that anyone can egg me on to... well... anything! :PAlthough I haven't done pervy plants or squiddies like someone I know.

Then I think it's high time you add to your repertoire, don't you? *dimples* Come on, you know you want some squid action.

I'll do squiddy if you do Ron and an intimate encounter with Aragog's daughter...

OH GOD!!! *thinks about it*

OK, mine's done, just have to find a beta.   Your turn. :P

Are you for real? *sweats* Oh noes! I should have gambled for higher stakes! Squiddie is a piece of cake next to MY pairing! wahhhh...

*laughs* Then my work here is done! *is delighted*What prompt?! (I'm insatiably curious)

It's in the forum for drabble night. I blamed you for it... along with a link that a crazy friend sent me. :D

I am always pleased to be the inspiration for trouble! Good work and carry on! :D

After writing this review, I realised that even tho' I got to the drabble via the front page of TPP, it is an older piece.  I'm still sticking to my theory.  It has just expanded to include time turners......

Your review gave me such a giggle! Thank you so much. I had totally forgotten this piece. And it WAS Sunny's fault; that girl had egged me on to write it, but it was a lot of fun, and I'm glad you enjoyed reading it as much as I did writing it. I should ask myself why I delight in the squick so much! :D

LOL! If I were Hermione, I would Obliviate myself. And redo my chart so I ended up with Snape. She's not the smartest witch for nothing, right?Thanks for reading it!

*dies laughing* I think I may have carved a niche here at TPP as the resident "weirdfic" writer. In fact, that should be my new title, it sort of fits. It's sad how these things come about. I didn't envision this moment in my career when I first started, a year ago. O.O How time flies when you are writing these kinds of specialized squicks, made to order!Anyway, at least you are still here with me, reading along, right? Everyone else read them in the other order and were pleased by how fresh and innocent the Dudley one was by comparison. Sorry to have left you with this one, but at least you won't soon forget it. That's about all I can say by way of excuse/apology. Um. Go blame Sunny33?

Why, thank you. I didn't think it was all that bad either, to tell you the truth. I could have made it a LOT more graphic. (I went in a different direction, considering that you had cornered the market on tenderness)Ron and Dumbledore? *mind is blown*

Oh, God. You are precious. I haven't laughed that hard in ... ever. I don't think I ever have. You have to know that I was gleeful, don't you? And that yes, I was thinking of you the whole time. (btw, i saw sunny33's review, and SHE didn't get chewed out like this. just sayin'...)In my defense, I said to myself (cue internal monologue): "Self, let's be kind. Let's save us all from the poison brewing forth in here, shall we? It's been a tough few months, and we don't need to spew it forth 'cross the page. We are just going to let this one go, agreed?" And with that, I just saved you from the images, which were, let me tell you MUCH WORSE. Yes. There was more. And it would have been epic. But as your friend, and as a veritable angel, I took the high road. You can thank me later.  And don't forget I take requests. Because you know you can't admit that you liked this. *winks* OOH! I just had a thought... okay, this one is going in an e-mail. It's too much for the world to witness... *censors*

Looking forward to your email.Thanks for being less graphic than you wanted to.And so you don't feel singled out, DAMN YOU SUNNY FOR BEING SUCH A BAD INFLUENCE ON MY FRIEND!!Ok, everyone is even.  We can move on and all be friends again. Whew!

Just because you can't have the last word here: maybe you could just think of YOURSELF as Trelawney? That wouldn't be so bad? Muahahahaha

ROFL! Between you, me, and the wall, I don't think Ron deserved much over an A, for Acceptable! Although he should certainly earn an Outstanding for effort applied!Still that's probably better than in any of his other classes, so I suppose your answer is yes. *winks* (oooh. Way to burn those Weasleys)

On the subject of Weasley burning - do you think they will burn faster & hotter because they have red hair? Worth a scientific trial?

ROFL! Now that is what I call a success, no? A squicky story that gets into your dreams is certainly worth something!This is all sunny33's fault. I blame her. Send all mail/complaint her way. *smiles*