Cute... very cute! :)

Seriously...bloody hilarious!!!  That Isabella really sounds like an inadequate ....!!!  Loved it.

Thanks for a wonderful read and saving my morning!

Lovely. Just lovely. "inadequate..." Ha!

Great story! Thanks for sharing!

Great start!  Preferring it dark, hm? Severus couldn't have tought this through properly, poor him. I hope his injuries are fastly healed.

This was one of my favorites when I first read it during the Exchange. I've read it again since then and it always puts a smile on my face.

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Short of an email from Alan Rickman saying he's coming to take me away, I can't think of anything I'd rather see in my inbox.


This is yummy. Carry on.

This is too, too funny (and yet a little sad also). I love the slapstick wedding night. There's just enough of a touch of melancholy in the newlyweds hiding the scars from each other, however, to keep it from being completely OC and farcical. Very Slytherin choice of china pattern, BTW (I looked it up) - lovely with the red table linens).

Good one!

Good one!

I don't believe I've read this one before! How could I have missed it?  Is there more of it?  Anyway, it's brilliant as always, MM, and I laughed out loud several times, and had to switch tabs really fast so that my son didn't come in and find me reading stuff with "the F-bomb" in it (Mo-om, you aren't supposed to READ that stuff!).  Perhaps there should be a warning label on wine--"Do not attempt to engage in intercourse after ingesting more than the recommended serving..."

I read this a little while back and probably didn't comment, wretched lurker that I am. So, if you will forgive my venacular, this is bloody wonderful :D I should put some effort in and see what else you've written since.

I don't know how many times I have read this story by know, I do it every time I really need a laugh and want Hermione and Severus at the same time:-)) This is absolutely brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will say.  This is one of my favorites.  I have it saved over at another site.  Everytime I read it, I can't help but to laugh.

What a pair of klutzes!  Very funny! :)

That was quite possibly the most violent wedding night I have ever encountered, LOL.  What a ridiculous notion, that the married teachers get paid more! I'm glad that the two of them decided to fight this, in their own way.  And giving up after one failed attempt at something is so unlike them.  I hope they come to their senses and practice, practice, practice!

That is one seriously adorable and hot and funny story. Don't know how I missed it when it was new, but thrilled to finally find it! Bravo, author, and thank you!