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The Subtle Art of Love

debjunk

16 Reviews | 6.75/10 (16 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )

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Hermione Granger Minerva McGonagall Severus Snape

Severus is cursed into talking like Pepe le Pew.

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I am a classically trained singer with three children. I love Star Trek and have watched probably every episode of every series. Favorite HP charaters are Snape and McGonagall. (not as a couple.)

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10/10

Prof M McGonagall

That was a screech! I was giggling the whole way through. I'm just glad that Severus didn't smell like Pepe LePeu (LePew?)

Response from debjunk (Author of The Subtle Art of Love)

Yeah, he'd have definitely lost the girl if he'd smelled like poor Pepe. Thanks!

9/10

enchanter

Bahahahaha.

Response from debjunk (Author of The Subtle Art of Love)

Glad this brought some fun to you. :)

Response from debjunk (Author of The Subtle Art of Love)

Glad this brought some fun to you. :)

9/10

ChiffonShock

Pepe and Pene were always 2 of my faves! I always felt sorry for Penelope, the poor dear lol. Loved this, it was great!

10/10

ApollinaV

I want to kees you all night long! *cackles madly* Oh deb, you nailed this one. It's sooo good. AV

Response from debjunk (Author of The Subtle Art of Love)

Thanks, AV!!! Glad you liked it. I can actually hear Severus talking like this. He has the deep voice to pull eet off.

0/10

sunny33

No wonder Hermione didn't believe him at first! :)

Response from debjunk (Author of The Subtle Art of Love)

So true! I think he made quite the impression.

10/10

blue artemis

Oh, dear Lord, I can totally picture that, and hearing it, well... I am suitably impressed.

Response from debjunk (Author of The Subtle Art of Love)

Thanks, blue!!

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pyjamapants

*giggles* This was perfect! You've captured the spirit of Mr. Le Pew eerily well. :D But I must know, how does your poor doggie drink water if he is afraid of his bowl?

Response from debjunk (Author of The Subtle Art of Love)

Thanks, pj!! I'm glad you liked my take on your prompt.Silly doggy takes a quick lap of water, backs off and goes in again. He's totally nuts. But there's nothing that will convince him that he's not going to be hit by a tidal wave!

0/10

mamabear52

Hilarious ! Great ! Very very funny! I love stories like that, it just makes you feel like these characters can have a funny side to them. Not always so serious ! Although I doubt the "real" Severus would be so forgiving. LOL I do however have one little thing to say about your french. Being as how I am French first and English is my second language, May I make a small correction ? Je t'aime, ma chérie, je t'aime. Je t'aime toujours, je t'aime." "Vous êtes tout pour moi. Croyez toujours cela. Je t'aime, ma chérie, je t'aime."In French, it is MA when speaking of or to a lady and don't forget the accent on the E in chérie. And if you are telling someone you love them it is JE T'AIME. Othewise you are saying it as if you were going to say that you love something about them and not them themselves. Hope you don't mind.

Response from debjunk (Author of The Subtle Art of Love)

I'm so glad you enjoyed it, and thank you for the corrections. I went ahead and changed what I could. One question... I'm not seeing a difference in the way I put je t'aime and the way you have placed it here in the note. Let me know what I'm not seeing. :) I agree with you... it's nice to see a different side of people who usually take themselves so very seriously.

Response from mamabear52 (Reviewer)

the only difference is you had J'aime which is usually used to say you like something not someone. If you say, I love or like someone, then you would use J'aime cette personne or j'aime cette rose. If you tell someone you love them then you would use Je t'aime. You are specifying that you love them. Unless you are telling somene else that you love someone. Like if Ron told Harry that he loves Hermione he would say, J'aime Hermione. But if he said it to her he would say, Je t'aime Hermione. I hope this help to clarify it. If not, let me know and I'll see how else I can make it clearer.

Response from debjunk (Author of The Subtle Art of Love)

That makes perfect sense. Thank you!

Response from mamabear52 (Reviewer)

Anytime.

10/10

Marty21

Response from debjunk (Author of The Subtle Art of Love)

Thank you!

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christev

Mon cherie, zees ees beauteefool muzic, to be sure! Eet ees always beauteefool muzic wheech comes from zee pen of zee beauteefool Debzhunk! Hee hee! Hilarious, and Hermione didn't even have to have a white stripe painted down her back! I'd love to have seen the expressions on the students' faces when Severus started kissing up her arm in the Great Hall! Great answer to the prompt! :D

Response from debjunk (Author of The Subtle Art of Love)

Thanks, Cristev! I'm glad you liked it. Zee students, zey were agape! I believe they never got over zee shock, and always gave zee couple odd looks after that.

0/10

WriterMerrin

Aww, how cute and silly, and so was Severuss. Oh, I miss Finale. I kick myself on a regular basis for not buying the student edition when I was in college. Thanks for sharing!

Response from debjunk (Author of The Subtle Art of Love)

Thanks, Merrin! You should download it. Finale notepad has a 30 day trial, and it's only like 10 dollars to buy it. It's a fun program!

Response from WriterMerrin (Reviewer)

Thanks for the info. It didn't occur to me that there was something other than the $500 version.

10/10

lyn_f

Oh, that is *priceless*!!!!

Response from debjunk (Author of The Subtle Art of Love)

Thanks, Lyn!!

10/10

sapphire_phoenix

What are you people on!?!?!?...where can I get some?

Response from debjunk (Author of The Subtle Art of Love)

LOL! We just get a bit crazy on Sat night. For some, it's adrenaline... for others... :)

10/10

snitchette

ROFL! I almost want him to not respect his promise so Minerva can be creativa again...

Response from debjunk (Author of The Subtle Art of Love)

Now wouldn't that be the end all to end all?

10/10

braye27

LOL! Whether as Pepe La Pue or Severus Snape, he will always love our Hermione, but I can see why she would prefer him in his own guise rather than that of the passionate polecat.Thanks for a great good laugh! Beth

Response from debjunk (Author of The Subtle Art of Love)

LOL... passionate polecat. Love that! Thanks, Beth!

10/10

peppermint

Are you familiar with Gilles Marini? He's deliciously snape-like, and fabulously French. I keep imagining him :D YUMMAY!

Response from debjunk (Author of The Subtle Art of Love)

Oh... mah... gosh,

Response from debjunk (Author of The Subtle Art of Love)

. I hadn't heard of him, but did a quick google. Yummy! He's gorgeous. I can totally see him here too! Thanks for brightening my day with the reference!

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