Memos
blue artemis39 Reviews | 6.85/10 (39 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )
These four memos were my contribution to humor month during the OWL House Cup. The warnings are not for every memo, but I wanted them there.
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Severus is so good, when he's bad. 
Response from blue artemis (Author of Memos)
Oh, yes. He really is.
Now that is adding insult to injury.
Response from blue artemis (Author of Memos)
That bonfire is a necessity.
I wonder what Severus did to annoy her so much.
Response from blue artemis (Author of Memos)
Probably sent out that memo.
Frilly knickers ! broomsticks ! wooden legs ! and to top it all off, the SQUID!!! Oh why did I have to read this just before bedtime? If I can stop giggling and get to sleep, what kind of dreams will I have after this ?!!! 
Response from blue artemis (Author of Memos)
That review made me laugh. I hope your dreams weren't too strange. Thanks!
Response from blue artemis (Author of Memos)
That review made me laugh. I hope your dreams weren't too strange. Thanks!
Oh such a delight! I am sitting here giggling. Each drabble was a laugh unto itself. but the last one just put it together!! thanks.
Response from blue artemis (Author of Memos)
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed!
Quite funny. Chapter 2 was my favourite!
Response from blue artemis (Author of Memos)
Thank you!
Too bad this is complete - I've recommended this fic to at least 12, er, no 13 people so far! Hugs - this really is hilarious!
Response from blue artemis (Author of Memos)
Thank you so much!
Be careful Sev Darling or you might be in trouble. Err, a thought just struck me. Did Severus actually eat those biscuits and is in love with sybill? *shudder*
Response from blue artemis (Author of Memos)
Severus never eats or drinks anything that Albus gives him. He just pretends, then sticks them in a pocket to analyse.
Ohh! What are his secrets?? Pleeeeaaaaaaaaaaaase!!
Response from blue artemis (Author of Memos)
I'm not sure, actually. I would have to make some up.
OMG I missed that! I didn't know there would be others after the first one, but I'm thrilled. Going to read the last two.
Response from blue artemis (Author of Memos)
Thanks!
Run, Firenze!
Response from blue artemis (Author of Memos)
Ha ha ha ha ha! I hadn't even thought of that.
ack! The squid is all you, Albus...
Response from blue artemis (Author of Memos)
Hee. Thanks for the review!
Oh sweetie this was wonderful!! 
You've so made my day! I really loved this!
Response from blue artemis (Author of Memos)
You've just made my day! Thank you!
Oh I hope he disregards the memo or pretends that he didn't get it - this was hilarious!!
Response from blue artemis (Author of Memos)
I'm glad I could make you laugh!
Oh good lord this was even funnier! He took her knickers then gave them back ? after wearing them?
Response from blue artemis (Author of Memos)
Hence the bonfire! Thanks!
Oh good lord! Severus' in flashing color changing robes! What a wonder laugh this gave me. What a great way to start my morning! I'd give this a 10!
Response from blue artemis (Author of Memos)
Thanks!
LOL Go Severus! That thing with Albus and the squid thats just ewwwww but what ever floats your boat I suppose. lol I would love to know how Sibyll found out about his trysts with the squid but then again maybe its best if I don't.
Response from Marty21 (Reviewer)
oh and go Sibyll who would have known those two could be so devious together :)
Response from blue artemis (Author of Memos)
No one would expect it, so it totally works. Thanks for the review!
Well, that's an unholy alliance if I ever saw one! :)
Response from blue artemis (Author of Memos)
Isn't it? Thanks!
Interesting to see Severus and Sybil working together. Very good
Response from blue artemis (Author of Memos)
Thank you!
Had to laugh out loud, actually. These are really cute. Thanks for sharing them.
Response from blue artemis (Author of Memos)
Thank you!
oh! it's so funny! especially when minerva's knickers were exposed! ahaha! i don't wanna know what the staff members were doing with stuff such as wooden legs and broomsticks. hahahah! ♥
Response from blue artemis (Author of Memos)
Thank you!
Loved these. You have given me the desire to post those memos I wrote here, also. Thanks.
Response from blue artemis (Author of Memos)
Thanks! You should. I loved yours too.
This one was so funny I almost sprayed my laptop with soda. luckily I hit the desk instead. I wonder what Severus's secrets are....maybe he prefers red silk boxers to black or green or maybe he goes comando *Grins*
Response from blue artemis (Author of Memos)
Thank you very much! I'm glad you liked it. I'm also glad your laptop survived the experience!
What is it with that damned squid? :O
Response from blue artemis (Author of Memos)
There must be something! Thanks for the review.