LOL!  Although I didn't intend to make you wet yourself (or did I?  mwhahahahahhaa) I'm glad you're enjoying this.  It's based on a real life experience a friend of mine had, seriously.  You can't make this stuff up!  More soon, and yes, lemons be ahead... and in the library at that!  Mmmmmm.  Thanks so much Lilashannah!  *hugs*

I know, right?  And now that they are going to the manor, things will be heated, indeed.  But, after much argument and so other things happening.  Mmmm library lemons!  Thank you so much, Clair, for reading and leaving a review!  *huggles*

LOL, that's right!  Glad to be of service, but thank the Mods - they're the ones that posted it when you happened to be on.  Mmm shirtless Lucius, indeed.  Next chapter will be USTy and steamy!  MEOW!  Thanks so much,

- you totally make me smile.

Tis updated now!  Sorry, it's taking a bit to get them uploading to Poetess, but it's getting there!  Thanks

!  *hugs*

You should.  By the end of the story, you'll want to hex Hermione senseless.  Thanks for reading and reviewing Sunny! *hugs*

Based on true event, I swear.  You can't make this stuff up.  Lucius' righteous indignation will be a sight to behold. ;)  Thanks for the review!

 What?  (looks around) Me?  *giggles*  I had so much fun writing this - and it's all based on a friend of mine's blind date.  I kid you not.  It's just going to get worse as the night progresses.  More soon, and thanks for reading... even if you were at work. ;)

I'm glad you like it so far!  And it'll only get worse!  Thank you so much

! *hugs*

The story is complete on my AO3 page, same author name: Darkrivertempest.  This story (and others) won't be updated here, so that is your best bet.  Thank you for reading!