Oh dear, this was a naughty one! *laughs ruefully* If you don't like this one you should really watch out for that one with the Hippogriff in the title.

Is that a good thing? *laughs*

I'm still trying to decide. The elf thing is disturbing me a bit.

I think if Draco found out, I would have to write another evil!Draco. I don't think he'd take too kindly to the whole thing! LOL! Thanks, as always, for your review!

Your review made me laugh! I am glad that it gave you a strong feeling, even if it were a little bit squicky! Thanks for reading and giving such a vivid review!

LOL! I know, that was pretty gross. I am sorry to have exploded your head, but now your horizons have been broadened! Think of all the fun things you can read without fear now! *laughs* Really, I am sorry you had to read something outside your comfort zone. I didn't label "bestiality", because I don't think that Dobby counted. Maybe I should have? Hmmm... *ponders dilemma*. Thank you for not flaming, and I think the rest of my stuff should be considerably tamer.

I'm not sure Dobby counts as bestiality.  I would categorize him as a person, even if he is a different species.  Would we call vampire sex bestiality?  Probably not (though it might be fun to poke the Twilight people with that question...).  I've read most if not all of your other stories, and I know to go in expecting something unusual.  Crabbe and Goyle, what?  If I'd really been traumatized I would have stopped reading- but I had to finish, just to see.  And yes, now I can walk fearlessly into the treacherous waters of squickfic.  Argus and the Squid, McGoogles and Harry, here I come!

Then I consider "mischief managed" in this case! LOL! I feel as though I have done you a considerable service, and you can read anything you come across without fear of squicks! Hooray! *laughs*

Is that a... good squick?

...NOWell written, if mental scarring was your aim :P

OUCH... *winces*

No, it was so, so hot until...OMG IT'S DOBBY OH MY EYES, MY EYES!xDActually, this would be a BRILLIANT April Fool's to pull on someone :D

LOL! I never thought of that! Good call! Thanks for reading.

OMG... that totally made me laugh! It just so happened that this story came up in the rotation right after the squiddy! I promise you I am not going off on some weird, bestiality kick!Now, admit it... you liked seeing Harry with Dobby. Not so bad, eh? I will bring you around yet! I shall be the victor in this battle, my dear! pretty soon you wil be begging me for pervy!Harry! I don't think any reviewer brings such a huge smile to my face! Thanks so much for sticking with me! *hugs*

Boy, you must be Slytherin to the core.  Because I am now officially on my knees, begging for Harry in fishnets.  It is all for his sake, you know.  I'd hate to see his bits getting zapped by a blast ended skrewt.  Or worse, smuttin it up with Aragog, who then eats him afterwards.  Don't tell me you didn't think on it!  *seals envelope on love letter from Keppiehed to Ron and hands to owl*  My work here has only begun *insert evil laugh*

This sounds like all out warfare! *thinks up a terrible fate for Harry*

Haha! I am a HUGE LoTR fan... I think that is a completely different league altogether. Dobby is more like a creepy gnome. Ugh. Thanks for reading!