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Blaise thinks he has the cure for Draco's frustrations. It involves a snake, two Gryffindor girls, and some MATURE CONTENT
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Keppiehed
Member Since 2009 | 74 Stories | Favorited by 55 | 47 Reviews Written | 685 Review Responses
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Well, I would say that the warnings were appropriate. The topic was disturbing and offensive which, I believe, was the idea.All in all I say you did a good job on a very disturbing and squicky piece.
Response from Keppiehed (Author of Satisfaction Guaranteed)
Well, thanks, I guess. It wasn't my prompt, I would encourage you to bear in mind. It was written as a gift in a fest, so please don't think that I'm too twisted of an individual. Although I did write it.Anyway, thanks for not flaming me! And thanks for the review!
Response from fleetzz (Reviewer)
No flame intended. Actually I am facinated with the imaginations of the authors and tend to search out the works that are not Disneyish! Still, your story was meant to be dark and disturbing and the job was done and done well.
Response from Keppiehed (Author of Satisfaction Guaranteed)
Well, thank you very much! You will find that more than one of mine is dark, so check them out, and I hope you enjoy!
I was going to obliviate myself after reading this, but then realized that I have to leave the review first, and then perform the spell.This is sooooooo not my thing. The entire thing totally freaked me out. Probably mostly because some people are really into this sort of thing, and I just can't imagine why. Whether it really happened or not doesn't matter. The fact that Draco was so into it was just icky. And the Ginny bit... I don't even have a comment.But, (never fear, there is always a but) when you are given a topic to work with, you have to do the best that you can with it. And I think that you did. I really like the idea of using the room of requirement in this fashion. I'm sure you are probably not the first person to utilize this, but all the same I haven't read it much, if at all. I don't think it can be easy to convincingly write something that you don't have a lot of knowledge of, but I felt like it was probably true to this particular kink. So while cringing, I'll say nice job.Please tell me you didn't make your mother read this :)
Response from HBAR (Reviewer)
Waaaaait a minute. This seems suspiciously like a ploy to get me to beg for naughty Harry, just to clear my mind. Nice try!
Response from Keppiehed (Author of Satisfaction Guaranteed)
Now you ARE wishing for a Harry in fishnets, aren't you? come on, admit it!In all seriousness, I had a hard time with this prompt. It wasn't my cup of tea, either. In fact, the person who requested it was quite upset that I made it a "dream" and that I used the RoR: he wanted it to be real, and he thought I didn't explore pain/breathplay enough. I did as well as I could outside my comofort zone, I worked in every prompt, but I just couldn't write what I looked at as a betrayal of the characters. I know that Draco is a jerk, but he isn't pure evil. So, I stayed with my version. I made him twisted and bent, but not evil. No one ACTUALLY got murdered. Even though the person wasn't happy with the story, it was the best I could do as author.I figure, I don't have to understand it or like it, I just have to write it as well as I can. Hopefully I did that and stayed as true to that line of keeping them in character as I could. Again, I am glad that you could read this even if you were disgusted. Thanks for not flaming me (although I probably deserve it for this one!). Let's both go oblivate ourselves! And back to deviant!Harry with the next entry. But that one was because of the prompt. ;)And yeah, I made my mom read it. She had "no comment". Poor mom!
Response from HBAR (Reviewer)
I can see why the person that wanted you to write this was not happy because I think it could have been a whole lot more in depth and graphic and brutal than it was. And I am pleased, for my own sake, that it only went as far as it did. I enjoy sometimes reading outside my comfort zone, and obviously you enjoy writing it, but there is a point where you just can't go any further in a direction that you don't want to go. I think you did a fine job.As for Harry in fishnets... it does pale in comparison, but you still won't see me begging. Don't give up hope though, I'm feeling particularly corruptible today ;)
Response from Keppiehed (Author of Satisfaction Guaranteed)
You know, I never even liked writing Harry, but now you are bring out the contrary side of me. I am getting the urge to write nothing but the dirtiest, naughtiest Harry I can think of, just to shock you. That is most unlike me. Hmm. I think you may have started some sort of self-fulling prophesy by protesting too much! *cackles* I'l have to see what I can do...
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Oh wow...
What a ripping trip on the kink train!
I really have a hard time with little girls being hurt sexually, and it did kinda kindle a bit of anger, but I can't deny that you told the tale masterfully.
Poor Ginny.
I wonder what delights lurk in your Room of Requirement?
Cat-o-Nine-Tails anyone?
Author's Response: Let me be the first to reiterate that this was not my kink. *whew* Yet I must claim full responsibility for my story. I tell you, I really had my hands full with this kinkfest! Next time I think I'll grab something fun and mundane! lol That being said, I do take requests. *raises eyebrow in your general direction* So, if you are asking for a story involving a Cat-o'-Nine-Tails, you need only ask, Edge...
After all, the last person to throw down a gauntlet didn't think I had a snake/snuff/pain kink in me, and you see where that got us. So if you ask me nicely, I might just surprise you! ;)