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Saturday Night Drabbles How to Stop a Dark Lord
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How to Stop a Dark Lord

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How to Stop a Dark Lord

blue artemis

14 Reviews   |   14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

Humor Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 1,232 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Cho Chang Hermione Granger Lucius Malfoy Severus Snape

Ron decides he wants to be the next Dark Lord. Just how does he get stopped?

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Chapter 1: How to Stop a Dark Lord


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10/10

mick42

That is what Tom Riddle needed, a mother like Molly. Hermione Malfoy-Snape, and Ron thought he could keep Hermione happy silly little boy.

Response from blue artemis (Author of How to Stop a Dark Lord)

Moms are awesome.

0/10

Madame DeFarge

giggle, snort.  oh so funny! 

Response from blue artemis (Author of How to Stop a Dark Lord)

Thank you!

0/10

anniet

I love what you did the the prompt!  The beginning of a new "Dark Lord" is quickly squashed by the horror that is Molly Prewitt Weasley, I couldn't stop snorting.

Response from blue artemis (Author of How to Stop a Dark Lord)

Thank you!

0/10

kimjo2

what a hoot!  thanks and smoochies

Response from blue artemis (Author of How to Stop a Dark Lord)

You are welcome!  Thanks for the review and the smoochies!

10/10

Dreamy_Dragon

*giggles madly* This is fun! Severus and Lucius found the perfect way to deal with ickle Ronnikins.

Response from blue artemis (Author of How to Stop a Dark Lord)

Thank you!

10/10

lilashannah

Grounded?ROFL!!Loved it.

Response from blue artemis (Author of How to Stop a Dark Lord)

Thank you!

10/10

snitchette

Oh Poor little ickle Ronnykins who will be spanked by his mommy for bad behaviour *snicker* And bow to you for managing to triads in a one shot.

Response from blue artemis (Author of How to Stop a Dark Lord)

Thank you!  I really liked the idea of those relationships.  My beta thought it would make a good longer story.  Maybe one day.

Response from snitchette (Reviewer)

Your beta is of very good advice. You should seriously think about it.

9/10

sevibaby

 Poor Ron, he can never get a break.   This was too good.  Made me laugh this morning.  Molly definatly knows how to handle her children.

Response from blue artemis (Author of How to Stop a Dark Lord)

Thank you!

0/10

apisa_b

ROFLThis was brilliant.

Response from blue artemis (Author of How to Stop a Dark Lord)

Thank you!

10/10

Sampdoria

Oh my God, that was brilliant. The next dark lord grounded by his mummy, it couldn't be any other than Ron:-)) Totally wonderful story!!!

Response from blue artemis (Author of How to Stop a Dark Lord)

I'm glad you liked it!  Thanks for the review!

0/10

sunny33

"We took him home to his Mummy. It will be difficult for him to be the next Dark Lord if he is grounded!"ROFL! :)

Response from blue artemis (Author of How to Stop a Dark Lord)

Thank you!

10/10

pookah

Absolutely delightful!  Thank you for sharing this oh-so-funny tale.  Glad to see Hermione wielding the power she ought to in society.

Response from blue artemis (Author of How to Stop a Dark Lord)

Thank you!  I'm glad you liked it!

10/10

fizzabella

Charming and laugh-out-loud funny:) I installed a new operating system on my laptop tonight so this was just what I needed:)Thanks for a great story!Fizzabella

Response from blue artemis (Author of How to Stop a Dark Lord)

Oh, thanks so much! 

10/10

MuseAmusant

Too funny! I absolutely adore Ron's punishment... he always was rather terrified of Mama Molly. :D

Response from blue artemis (Author of How to Stop a Dark Lord)

I always figured that is what old Voldie needed.  I'm glad you liked it!

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