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Hogwarts Castle I'm a Lover, Not a Fighter
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I'm a Lover, Not a Fighter

1: I'm a Lover, Not a Fighter

I'm a Lover, Not a Fighter

blue artemis

8 Reviews   |   8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

Humor Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 240 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Crookshanks

Crookshanks is still dreaming.

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Chapter 1: I'm a Lover, Not a Fighter


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Member Since 2006  |  115 Stories  |  Favorited by 156  |  3,537 Reviews Written  |  1,212 Review Responses

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10/10

mick42

''Mrrrp'' indeed, a Slytherin cat,if therever was one.

Response from blue artemis (Author of I'm a Lover, Not a Fighter)

Thank you!  He most certainly is. 

Response from blue artemis (Author of I'm a Lover, Not a Fighter)

Thank you!  He most certainly is. 

0/10

sunny33

LOL.  Good luck, Crooks. :)

Response from blue artemis (Author of I'm a Lover, Not a Fighter)

Hee.  Thanks!

0/10

FruGal

I'm glad to see my favorite HP redhead back with another dream-adventure.
Perhaps he should have been sorted into Slytherin.

Response from blue artemis (Author of I'm a Lover, Not a Fighter)

Probably!  There are three more (1 in the queue and 2 just waiting for room) on the way!

10/10

pookah

Now is it a wishful dream, or is he dreaming about a memory?  Crooks is a clever lad and might have done something of the sort, and now is reliving his glory?   Dream or Memorex, it's great fun!

Response from blue artemis (Author of I'm a Lover, Not a Fighter)

I'm guessing he's telling me his dreams, but hey, he is a full Tom.  Who knows?  Thanks for the review!

10/10

MuseAmusant

I think Crooks may have a bit of a Slytherin streak in him, rather like his mistress. :DA big YAY for Crooks as Don Juan!

Response from blue artemis (Author of I'm a Lover, Not a Fighter)

Just a wee bit.  I'm glad you liked it!

0/10

snitchette

LOL! I think it's totally Crooks to plan something like that. Wonder when he got that trait?

Response from blue artemis (Author of I'm a Lover, Not a Fighter)

He's a bit like Hermione sometimes.  Thanks for the review!

0/10

because

meow.  Too cute. LOL

Response from blue artemis (Author of I'm a Lover, Not a Fighter)

Thank you!

10/10

rosewood

Crooks as a ladies' man. Talk about the feline ego running amok. Too cute! :)

Response from blue artemis (Author of I'm a Lover, Not a Fighter)

Thanks! 

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