Shagging your wife
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kyriaofdelphiThe Krums take advantage of an unoccupied alcove.
ReviewedA celebration hosted by the Ministry of Magic is not the place to get an irresistible urge to shag your wife.
However, if you just won the Quidditch World Cup in a match that went on for eleven hours straight, you really need to be alone with her.
An alcove off the banquet hall is not the ideal spot to choose if she is a screamer like Hermione.
Viktor cast several Aversion Spells and Notice-me-not Spells, but did not bother with Silencing Spells.
The only person likely to come looking for them was Ron Weasley.
Viktor was going to enjoy making Hermione scream and moan just to see the expression on Weasley’s face.
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Dynonugget said, “The challenge: she can't utter a single sound while he's ravishing her, or else everyone will hear them. Thing is, maybe she wants them to.”
I simply tweaked it a bit.
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LOL! Poor Ron will have his eyes going out of his face when he discovered them.
Response from kyriaofdelphi (Author of Silence is no fun)
Ron should have gotten the message when she married Viktor. But Ron just won't give up. LOL. Thanks for reading & reviewing.
Response from snitchette (Reviewer)
Thank you for the Snitch! Where did you find it?
Response from kyriaofdelphi (Author of Silence is no fun)
It is in the smileys on TPP. Kind of far down but there on the right side.Just keep scrolling down until you see the smileys holding a sign that says Jerry and it is the second line underneath that.
Response from snitchette (Reviewer)
Thank you
Poor wee Ronnie! :)
Response from kyriaofdelphi (Author of Silence is no fun)
Thanks for reading & reviewing. Ron needs to go home to Lavender and stop mooning around Hermione. Or maybe he wants another autograph.
Hehe, meanie :)
Response from kyriaofdelphi (Author of Silence is no fun)
What is a man to do? He didn't get to be the youngest Seeker in history without knowing how to psych out his opponents. And he is getting tired of Ron moping around Hermione. Thanks for reading & reviewing.
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LOL! Cute!
Nice work! ^_^
Author's Response: Thank you for reading and reviewing. He is sneaky. Trying new ways to get Ron to finally leave them alone.
LOL Oh yes, that would be so amuzing if Ron came by - or any other male who thought Hermione was simply a bookworm.
Response from kyriaofdelphi (Author of Silence is no fun)
Thanks for reading & reviewing. These two are so easy to write. And it is so much fun to have Viktor show off how much Hermione enjoys him. LOL.
Oh I love what you did with my prompt! *squees* What a great picture you painted there! Rawr!!!
Response from kyriaofdelphi (Author of Silence is no fun)
Viktor is so much fun to write. He can be sweet or devious or anything you are in a mood for. And the continuous one-ups manship with Ron is fun to write also. Hee Hee. Thanks for reading & reviewing.
I loved it, especially Victors way to annoy Ron:-))
Response from kyriaofdelphi (Author of Silence is no fun)
These two were meant for each other. And who wouldn't enjoy the heck out of annoying Ron? Thanks for reading & reviewing.
I like your tweak. Very nice!
Response from kyriaofdelphi (Author of Silence is no fun)
I really like writing these two. Thanks for reading and reviewing.