Wow, that was... different.  The pairing was a bit squicky, but it was funny all the same.  It took me a second readthrough to realize who the man in black robes was.  I thought him to be a healer at first.  LOL.  I'm glad everyone's happy at least.  Bah hah hah!

I will never be able to think of the Dark Mark again without thinking of a smiley face surrounded by a squiggle again.   Well done—I enjoyed this story very much.

Very funny!  Those two deserve each other! :)

And people call ME crazy. Haha, this was delightful!

I'm dazed. . . .  I don't know whether to be shocked or giggling. . .  Luce I could picture, but Lockhart. . .   thats just ewe. . .

Hahahaha! Such a fun little story for a snowed-in morning here in Denver. Clever, funny and extremely entertaining!

This story gave me a really good chuckle! Several of the lines particularly amused me -- I could just hear Lockhart saying, "[Y]ou are a gorgeous specimen of maleness, aren’t you? Almost as divine as I am myself!"