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Malfoy Manor Names Will Never Hurt Me
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Names Will Never Hurt Me

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Names Will Never Hurt Me

corianderpie

13 Reviews   |   13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )

Humor Romance Snapshot Alternate Universe Malfoy Manor 1,011 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Draco Malfoy Hermione Granger Lavender Brown Parvati Patil

Hermione is a grind, Draco is a slag, and they hate each other's guts. Or not.

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Chapter 1: Names Will Never Hurt Me


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10/10

amsev

Oh, LOL! Just read this story again:  "Show pony." stood out for me this time.  Love this

8/10

MakalaniAstral

dislike hgdm but that was good!

10/10

amsev

Oh please DO expand upon this one!  Hermione and Draco's interactions totally cracked me up!  Very nicely done.

Response from corianderpie (Author of Names Will Never Hurt Me)

Thanks! I have epic Dramione plans, but they're going to have to wait until I finish my SS/HG WIP. More than one WIP at a time might kill me dead. Really glad you liked it, thanks for telling me so.

0/10

GeminiScorp

LOL! Loved the name calling at the end. =D

Response from corianderpie (Author of Names Will Never Hurt Me)

Hee hee! Draco Malfoy: show pony. *snrk* Thanks for taking the time to R&R; I'm so glad you liked it. 

0/10

EverMystique

LOL. NIce touch with the name-slinging.

Response from corianderpie (Author of Names Will Never Hurt Me)

Thanks! It cracks me up that this would turn them on--they're kind of a perfect screwball couple. :D

10/10

braye27

I likie.  It's another fine Cori story to start my morning!Beth

Response from corianderpie (Author of Names Will Never Hurt Me)

Yay, thanks! I am fond of this one, too. :D

10/10

Southern_Witch_69

Ah, good ol' Dramione. I enjoyed this. :) Thanks!

Response from corianderpie (Author of Names Will Never Hurt Me)

Thanks! Can't beat ye olde Head Boy/Head Girl. These things are cliche for a reason!

10/10

beaweasley2

LOL Oh yes, a private, secret amour!  Delicious! I'm amased that they are pulling it off!

Response from corianderpie (Author of Names Will Never Hurt Me)

I have this notion that they won't be able to for a whole lot longer, if they only have her scruples keeping them from going public. More remarks like that from Parvati, and she's going to stamp her initials on his forehead. ;D

10/10

HBAR

That was fun!  I don't really do DM/HG and yet I got to the end thinking "AHHHH, where the hell is the rest of the story?".  How DO you do that...make me want more of something I don't usually like!  *stares off into space filling in the naughty bits that were left to the imagination* 

Response from corianderpie (Author of Names Will Never Hurt Me)

Heee, thanks! I did actually like that about this ficlet--just a whole lot left to the imagination. I'm going to do a big Dramione someday, I think, so it's kind of fun to test the waters with them. :D

10/10

sunny33

ROFL.  Very clever! :)

Response from corianderpie (Author of Names Will Never Hurt Me)

Thanks! :DDDD

10/10

peppermint

I love how they get off on insulting each other :D 

Response from corianderpie (Author of Names Will Never Hurt Me)

Soooo Draco and Hermione. It would have to be that way with them, I think. Thanks for R&R!

10/10

Sampdoria

Brilliant:-))

Response from corianderpie (Author of Names Will Never Hurt Me)

Thanks! *smiles at you*

9/10

tenoh27

That was a fun and sexy read, many thanks!

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