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ApollinaV15 Reviews | 4.6/10 (15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )
Ron learns firsthand about being in the Pornography industry.
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ApollinaV
Member Since 2008 | 25 Stories | Favorited by 97 | 169 Reviews Written | 627 Review Responses
Like many proud alumni of the honorable Hufflepuff House, ApollinaV is a rabbid Huffle-hugger, champion pear-tickler, and founding member of Cleansweep-Streakers Guild (the AV-Eyeful is so named in her honor). Since graduating Hogwarts, she done 'responsible' and 'professional' things - and resolves not to do that anymore. Dreadful amounts of paperwork.
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LMAO, Ron as a fluffer! That's too damn good!
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A humiliated fluffer. Thanks
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, I'm so glad you got a good laugh out of that. AV
H.I.L.A.R.O.U.S.AV, you did it again. Only worse humilitation would have been if the real Hermione were there. LOL
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Thanks! But I doubt Hermione would participate. She's more likely to sue for likeness and defamation of character. Still, it would have been much worse for Ron. About the only way it could get worse for him. AV
You know, I love Snape. More than that, I worschip him. And were he available, I'd be the first to line up in front of his rooms. But 11 inches!!!! That's scary!! I don't think I'm up to the challenge. And I've thought about something worse that could have happened to poor Ron. Imagine, Rock calling Herms and saying: " Sweetie, Ron's out of the show, Snape's doing the male, Wanna join us? And she answered an enthousiastic YES... 
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Eleven inches is eye-poppingly scary. I would never want an eleven inch Severus myself. But, it was a fic on porn, so when in Rome and all that... And it did add to the humiliation. Including Hermione would have been more cruel, but I didn't think she'd do porn. Ever. Eh, what do I know? Thanks! AV
*giggle* That's just evil.
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Isn't it just? But sooo much fun! AV
Hee hee. Poor Ron.
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Eh. I don't feel too badly for him. He walked in with quite a lot of confidence about being a porn star. But at the same time, humiliation is never kind. Thanks love! AV
"Your prick looks like a sickly Flobberworm being strangled by a ginger Puffskein..."*Keels over from the nasty mental images* 
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Porn)
Hey! It took me a long time to come up with that line. *grins* And I think it had the right impact... ugh. Poor Ron. AV
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So, let me get this right... a fluffer is someone who gives the star a hand job between takes to keep his erection up?
Author's Response: Yes, Ma'am. And me knowing this definition is how i got labeled a perv-swot and won the Perve of the Day... That's where this snowball started rolling down hill.
Thanks SL! AV
Well, you learn something every day! :)
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And knowing is half the battle! Yea! Sorry... yep. Though I'm not sure if this makes for decent random knowledge or not. Thanks Penny! AV
LOL still it's funny. Snape a porn star! 11 inches and all. Poor, Ron, he should find another job!
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*shudders* I don't think I'd want an eleven inch Severus, but since it was a fic on pornography, it seemed appropriate. Yes, poor Ron, and it seems his hubris got him in trouble again. Thank you bea! AV
Holy crap, that was awesome. I loved the derivsive way that 'Rock' talked to Ron. LOL.
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Thanks. I tried to easy into the story with Ron's POV so that it would be more shocking when Rock spoke and manhandled his bits. Ron used the word penis. With Rock, it was cock. Thanks deb! AV
This was hilarious! LMAO, completely. Great job. :)
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Thank you! I'm so glad you enjoyed it. AV
I second sunny when she says you learn something everyday!
Hope to see more fun prompts and the ensuing doubledares from you talented lot :)
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Oh, Christev is going to get it good. She's not escaping me this time. And it's good to learn something new, but I'm not sure how useful this info is... Thanks for reading
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I think there is far to much drinking going on with your SAturday night prompting. Not that I dont love Snape as a porn star. Please dont get me wrong 
Writing it in Ron's POV was perfect.
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Porn)
I kinda knew this one was coming based upon a conversation with a few disreputable lj friends. So when I got double dog darred, it was half written in my head. No drinking involved this time. Actually, when I write tipsy I write Mermish, but thanks. AV
This was SOOO funny. Thank you for the laugh.
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Yay! I <3 getting a laugh. I'm glad you liked it. AV