Yup. I'm totally one of those authors.

Aww, thanks! I'm happy I could make you laugh.

Yeah, the pairing is disgusting, but at least there weren't details. I don't think I could have written that. *pats the shiny stars and gives well placed Obliviate*

Oh, and I forgot I had a question:  Was Amortentia involved?  I can't help but wonder.

Glad I could give you a laugh, dear. *Glomps/squishes you* Hehe. As for the Amortentia, I'd imagine somethng like that would have to be involved for Lavender to be with Filch. Or maybe she was drunk and thought he was Ron. ;)

Poor Harry? How about poor Hagrid? He actually had the unfortunate luck to witness Lavender and Filch. LOL.

You have a point, that's for sure. But if you go that way, think about all the poor beasts that live in the forest. They may have witness more than just a bit of hand holding or even snogging. And they have no one to talk to despite their needing a good therapy. *wink*

Indeed. I vote we give the poor beasts a few therapy lessons and throw Lavender and Filch in jail for having the nerve to scare the beasts of the Forbidden Forrest. :) Or a well-placed obliviate for all involved would work.

Hehe! He's finally getting some action.

I thought it would be different than what's normally done - by me that is. *obliviates you*

I couldn't bring myself to write any further, so Harry's reaction is essentially my reaction.

Hehe. It's a good thing I didn't actually go into detail on what Hagrid saw. People would get seriously squicked.

As do I. I can only imagine how mortified Hagrid was to witness that tableau.