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Saturday Night Drabbles Obliviate Me Now!
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Obliviate Me Now!

1: Oneshot

Obliviate Me Now!

debjunk

19 Reviews   |   19 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )

Drabble/100-Word Slash Saturday Night Drabbles 527 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Draco sends a note to his love, but something goes horribly awry.

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Member Since 2008  |  76 Stories  |  Favorited by 271  |  3,083 Reviews Written  |  4,563 Review Responses

I am a classically trained singer with three children. I love Star Trek and have watched probably every episode of every series. Favorite HP charaters are Snape and McGonagall. (not as a couple.)

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Reviews for Obliviate Me Now!

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10/10

bloodyblond

HA! If the 'popcorn to my balls' wasn't hilarious enough, the freaking video game references were classic!

Response from debjunk (Author of Obliviate Me Now!)

Thanks!  I have to admit, I had help from my daughter on those.  :)

0/10

kimjo2

a total hoot (pun intended).  thanks, my deb!                                              (me blowing kisses)

Response from debjunk (Author of Obliviate Me Now!)

Thanks, kimjo!  Hugs!

10/10

BrenaMarie

Okay this was awesome.  Funny and the right amount of cheese required to pull of this prompt.  I'm so glad that you made the attemot even though it was a tough night.  Talk to you soon.  Much Love ~ Karen

Response from debjunk (Author of Obliviate Me Now!)

Thanks, hon.  Glad you enjoyed it.  We really had fun with the cheese!

10/10

chivalric

*snigger* Sequel, please. Let Neville pick him up and pamper him a bit!

Response from debjunk (Author of Obliviate Me Now!)

Oh, gol, could you see it?!  Thanks,

Response from debjunk (Author of Obliviate Me Now!)

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10/10

snitchette

Poor Draco! Imagine his reaction if Neville had run to him and give him the sloppery kiss he deserves for such abysmal skill in writing sweet words to hiw witch. Honestly "The popcorn to my balls" . No wonder Neville fall for him. *smirk*

Response from debjunk (Author of Obliviate Me Now!)

  Wouldn't that have been hilarious.  Neville really couldn't help himself, could he?

0/10

Amita

Outrageous.  Absolutely outrageous.

Response from debjunk (Author of Obliviate Me Now!)

Thank you!  I'm an outrageous kind of girl, and so is my daughter.

0/10

MollysSister

Too bad Neville didnt run over there and do a big dramatic kissy poo!!

Response from debjunk (Author of Obliviate Me Now!)

LOL.  That would have been priceless!

0/10

pookah

Such horrible letters!  How excruciating it would be to get someting like that, even from one you loved.  (on second thought, especially from one you loved!)thanks for such a funny tale.

Response from debjunk (Author of Obliviate Me Now!)

They are eye-rollers, aren't they?  Thanks,

Response from debjunk (Author of Obliviate Me Now!)

!

0/10

kittylefish

funny.  poor neville - he'll be so disappointed when he realizes it's all a mistake.

Response from debjunk (Author of Obliviate Me Now!)

Won't he, though?  Poor guy. 

10/10

ApollinaV

Oh very cute.  How adorable, and unexpected.By the way, Deb, you're the peach in my punch.

Response from debjunk (Author of Obliviate Me Now!)

Thank you, dear.  You're the hog in my wash. 

10/10

braye27

Poor Draco, he will never live this down.  LOL!  What will Parvati have to say when the news gets around.Bwaahahahahah!Beffey

Response from debjunk (Author of Obliviate Me Now!)

Draco is in deep doo-doo, that's for sure.

0/10

christev

You're the absolutely to my (actually to YOUR) fabulous! This is hilarious! Great story! XD

Response from debjunk (Author of Obliviate Me Now!)

Thanks,

Response from debjunk (Author of Obliviate Me Now!)

!  Glad you liked it.

10/10

LuciannaMalfoy

Oh yay! Neville loving Dracie-poo!How sweet of him! Poor Draco! Well done!

Response from debjunk (Author of Obliviate Me Now!)

Not usually something I would write... but I just couldn't help myself!

10/10

morgaine_dulac

You are truly evil! LOVE IT! ;-)

Response from debjunk (Author of Obliviate Me Now!)

Thanks, morgaine!  I pride myself in my evil tendencies.

10/10

luvsev

LMAO! This was perfect and flipping hilarious!

Response from debjunk (Author of Obliviate Me Now!)

Thanks, luv!

10/10

Mazzy

Hahahaha!! For a sec, I thought Neville wrote back a  second time: my life is over, but my brain caught up after a sec. :) That was too funny. I think my favorite one was: the popcorn to my balls. LOL!!!

Response from debjunk (Author of Obliviate Me Now!)

We really had fun figuring out just what to use in those letters.

0/10

sunny33

ROFL.  Too much Playstation? :P

Response from debjunk (Author of Obliviate Me Now!)

Absoma-geeky-lutely!

10/10

lyn_f

*wipes away tears of mirth*That is way way too funny, especially those letters!

Response from debjunk (Author of Obliviate Me Now!)

They were a hoot to write. 

10/10

karelia

Lisa is a genius.*collapses in fits of laughter*Brilliant. Utterly brilliant.

Response from debjunk (Author of Obliviate Me Now!)

Lisa thanks you.  And so do I. 

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