Petunia Dursley and the Botched Prophecy
sunny3325 Reviews | 25 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )
Voldemort visits the Dursleys. Petunia is not impressed.
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Hello all, I am a 53 year old from NZ. Although SSHG is how I started and still my main pairing, I'll give pretty much any pairing a try, whether it be reading or writing. Sev and Herms need a bit of variety at times. ;)
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Anonymous
heh. but then JKR wouldnt have been able to make a ton of money with all that camping.
Author's Response: True that!
hehe, excellent job, Petunia. Not that she deserves the honours she'll receive.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Petunia Dursley and the Botched Prophecy)
She will probably be Obliviated for her trouble! :)
That was cute.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Petunia Dursley and the Botched Prophecy)
Thanks :)
*gigglesnort* Petunia made Voldie cry! Haha!
Response from sunny33 (Author of Petunia Dursley and the Botched Prophecy)
She is a scary woman, that Petunia! :)
Absolutely love it! This is so funny. It uses Lily's sacrificial magic in a perfectly logical, totally hysterical way. An added bonus is that she made him cry. You are so clever! Thank you for sharing this gem.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Petunia Dursley and the Botched Prophecy)
Thanks! :)
Anonymous
*mwahaha* That's so extremely absurdly funny, simply brilliant! I enjoyed myself immensively reading it.
"and as it rebounded a resigned voice was heard to utter, “Oh, fuck. Not again!” -- one of the best lines written in any HP parody ever! *thumbsup*
Author's Response: Glad you enjoyed it. I must admit to taking inordinate amounts of pleasure from poking fun at Voldemort. :)
ROFL! That's hilarious!
Response from sunny33 (Author of Petunia Dursley and the Botched Prophecy)
:D Thanks!
He really needs to stay away from those Evans', doesn't he? TOO LATE!!!
Response from sunny33 (Author of Petunia Dursley and the Botched Prophecy)
He may be powerful magically, but his brainpower needs examining! :)
LOLWho was cowering in fear here?
Response from sunny33 (Author of Petunia Dursley and the Botched Prophecy)
Voldie met his match! :)
Holy Moly! That was funny!! Gave it a 5 out of 5 If I could have I would have given it more!
Response from sunny33 (Author of Petunia Dursley and the Botched Prophecy)
Thanks for reading and reviewing! If you liked this one, try Memoirs of a Lady. :)
She's no shrinking violet that girl.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Petunia Dursley and the Botched Prophecy)
Botanically impossible when you are a Petunia! :P
Hey Sunny! That was awesome. You Rock! ~ Brena
Response from sunny33 (Author of Petunia Dursley and the Botched Prophecy)
Thanks, Brena! :)
(snerk!) You tell 'im, Tuney! Thanks for the giggle, Cat
Response from sunny33 (Author of Petunia Dursley and the Botched Prophecy)
Thanks for the review! :)
Now THAT is a celebrity deathmatch I would love to see! Can you imagine that confrontation in claymation?
Response from sunny33 (Author of Petunia Dursley and the Botched Prophecy)
ROFL Yes! :D
Hehehe, Petunia made Voldie cry and then she killed him.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Petunia Dursley and the Botched Prophecy)
She's had plenty of practice harassing Harry! :)
ROFL Dare I say poor Voldy! He just found his Master. It's a great chance Tuney didn't get a wand, alse she might have been the greatest, evilest witch of the world.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Petunia Dursley and the Botched Prophecy)
She would have been a force to reckon with! :)
OMG! Thank you so much for healthy laughter! *****
Response from sunny33 (Author of Petunia Dursley and the Botched Prophecy)
LOL. You are welcome! :)
Wooo-hooo! That was such an entertaining read, I have tears in my eyes. So frickin' funny. What a gem! Thank you so much dear, your Petunia cracks me up. And Hooligan!Voldemort is terribly entertaining. Poor disconsolate Harry, forget destiny, he just has a funny scar. Thanks love! AV
Response from sunny33 (Author of Petunia Dursley and the Botched Prophecy)
Thanks for the wonderful prompt, dear! :)
Life as an evil megalomaniac really wasn’t all it was cracked up to be. Getting rid of the woman before him should have been easy, one more nail in Harry Potter’s coffin, but first she had yelled at him and made him cry, then she didn’t believe him, and then she called him a freak. Hahahahaha!! Somehow I just knew old Voldie would rue the day he visited old Tuney. This is hilarious sunny, great fic!
Response from sunny33 (Author of Petunia Dursley and the Botched Prophecy)
Petunia was always scary! :)
LOL That was funny! Petunia The-Voldemort-Killer! At least he still has his Horcruxes - So Harry will still get his shot at him. Not again indeed!
Response from sunny33 (Author of Petunia Dursley and the Botched Prophecy)
No Horcruxes exist in this drabble. Harry is just left hangin'! :)
HeeHeeHeee.....
Response from sunny33 (Author of Petunia Dursley and the Botched Prophecy)
Thanks! :D
Ha! If only it were that simple! Who knew that trying to off the odious Petunia Dursley would lead to Mouldywort losing his body once again!Thanks for the laughs. :)
Response from sunny33 (Author of Petunia Dursley and the Botched Prophecy)
Thanks. lyn! :)