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debjunk

22 Reviews   |   22 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )

Drabble/100-Word Potter Place Fun 801 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Argus Filch Mrs. Norris

There's something wrong with Mrs. Norris, and Filch is in for a big surprise.

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Member Since 2008  |  76 Stories  |  Favorited by 271  |  3,083 Reviews Written  |  4,563 Review Responses

I am a classically trained singer with three children. I love Star Trek and have watched probably every episode of every series. Favorite HP charaters are Snape and McGonagall. (not as a couple.)

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10/10

adradica

very sweet

Response from debjunk (Author of Surprise)

Thanks!

10/10

snitchette

This is so sweet. I can very easily imagine Hermione planning a marriage between the two cats. *giggles*

Response from debjunk (Author of Surprise)

Wouldn't that be funny.  Crookshanks in a mini-top-hat and Mrs. Norris in a mini-veil.  Catnip for a bouquet.  Oh, we could go on and on!

0/10

kimjo2

loved the wizarding metaphores!  grampa argus!!??!!  cute and fun.  thanks deb, my deb!                                      (me blowing kisses)

Response from debjunk (Author of Surprise)

Thanks!  This was really fun to write.  Glad you liked it, hon.

0/10

mom7knox

Thanks for the nice laugh - loved "Humping Hippogriffs" and "Thumping Thestrals"  - thanks for sharing your work

Response from debjunk (Author of Surprise)

Thank you!  We had fun creating those colorful metaphors, believe me.

10/10

braye27

Thumping Thestrals!  LOL!  This was cute, and Argus sounded just like I would have imagined him.  Good job!Kudos to you and Lisa and Maggie!  Beth

Response from debjunk (Author of Surprise)

Thank you, from all of us!  I'm glad you had fun with it, because we sure did.

10/10

lyn_f

How so very cute!  And I think it's lovely that your daughters had a hand in creating those Wizarding sayings.  Well done, deb! :)

Response from debjunk (Author of Surprise)

Thanks!  They had a lot of fun with ideas and such.  It's kind of neat working as a team. 

10/10

HermioneWeasley1972

Well done!  I loved it!

Response from debjunk (Author of Surprise)

So glad you did.  Thanks for the fun prompt!

10/10

blue artemis

That was adorable!

Response from debjunk (Author of Surprise)

Thanks!

8/10

Anonymous

Cute! ;o)

Author's Response: Thank you!

10/10

luvsev

LOL! I can just see Filch running through the castles chasing kittens. Too funny.

Response from debjunk (Author of Surprise)

Oh, that brings up a great mental picture!  Lol.

0/10

morgaine_dulac

How lovely!

Response from debjunk (Author of Surprise)

Thanks morgaine!

10/10

karelia

I'm in awe of this. Excellent, absolutely excellent! From showing to originality to twist.

Response from debjunk (Author of Surprise)

Aw, you made my day.  No, you made my week.  Thanks!  I have to give credit where credit is due... it was a great prompt.

0/10

snapesphoenix

Awe. Yay, Mr. Filch... finally something good for him.

Response from debjunk (Author of Surprise)

Yep, and he decided finally to embrace it.  Thanks!

0/10

teshara

oh gads how precious!

Response from debjunk (Author of Surprise)

I'm sure the teeny kittens will definitely be precious.  I can just see Filch showering them with catnip.

0/10

ApollinaV

Thumping Thestrals, I'm going to be a grandfather!LOVE IT.  How fantastic.  And Hermione chasing them to make it legal.  I'm not sure if there's such thing as a wand-point kitty wedding.  Too funny.

Response from debjunk (Author of Surprise)

Glad you liked it.  I'm not sure about the wedding either, but you know Hermione and her need to control situations. 

10/10

Southern_Witch_69

I love it. And that sounds so much like Filch. The end was priceless.

Response from debjunk (Author of Surprise)

Thanks!  We agonized over the wording from Filch.  Glad it came off as sounding like him.

0/10

KellyH

*snorts* LOL. I liked this a lot!  XD

Response from debjunk (Author of Surprise)

Thanks, Kelly, glad you did!

0/10

sunny33

ROFL! Very good, deb. :)

Response from debjunk (Author of Surprise)

Thanks, Penny! 

8/10

vyktorya semenovya

"Feline-casnova", huh? REally good blip.

Response from debjunk (Author of Surprise)

LOL, thanks!

10/10

slasher454

This is adorable :)

Response from debjunk (Author of Surprise)

Heh, heh.  Thank you!

9/10

reets67

“I’ll have that cat’s masculinity, I will.” LOL! “Mrs. Norris!” Filch cried after her. “Get back here! You cannot cavort with that no-good, stinking, rotten…”And Hermione insisting they get married - Love it! Of course she would need to plan it!You have captured the characters so well! Fantastic little story.Cheers

Response from debjunk (Author of Surprise)

Thank you so much!  They really just wrote themselves.  This was my first attempt at Filch, and I must say, he's pretty fun to write.

10/10

Anonymous

That was great! It made me giggle, and Filch was so in character. And Crookshanks looking embarrassed seriously made me laugh out loud - I can imagine his flat little face. Loved it :)

Author's Response: Thank you!  I'm glad it tickled your funny bone.  I love funny stories.

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