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The Secret Side of Vanity

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The Secret Side of Vanity

Stefdarlin

16 Reviews   |   16 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

Humor Drabble/100-Word Potter Place Fun 413 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Draco Malfoy Lucius Malfoy Narcissa Malfoy

Draco discovers his father's secret of success.

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About Stefdarlin

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Stefdarlin

Member Since 2007  |  33 Stories  |  Favorited by 35  |  263 Reviews Written  |  407 Review Responses

I am a 37 year old wife and mother and began reading fanfiction in the middle of last year.  Soon it revived my desire to write, which had lain dormant for a number of years, and I couldn't be happier.  I do hope you enjoy my stories as I empty my head of them.

Thanks to MMADfan I proudly ship AD/MM, and thanks to OSUSprinks I proudly ship FF/PS.  I am also rather fond of SS/OC and am beginning to appreciate the SS/HG ship thanks to Subversa. 

Happy Reading and writing!!

Cheers!!

Stef   

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http://stefdarlin.livejournal.com/
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Reviews for The Secret Side of Vanity

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10/10

lyn_f

Heh!  I knew Lucius' locks could not have come about naturally!  He had to have had help!Nicely done, Stef! :)

Response from Stefdarlin (Author of The Secret Side of Vanity)

Aww, thank you, oh, Master of Prompts, you.  Tee hee.  I thought that too, heh.Thank you so much for your review.

10/10

luvsev

Hehehe. I like the names of the hair care products; they're quite clever. =)

Response from Stefdarlin (Author of The Secret Side of Vanity)

Heh heh.  I wish I could take credit for those, but alas, they are not mine.  Yes, the Bedhead people definitely know how to merchandise their products.  I just had to use them.Thank you so much for your review!!

10/10

snitchette

LOL So there are things tht Muggles can do better than Wizards after all...

Response from Stefdarlin (Author of The Secret Side of Vanity)

Ha ha!  It seems so, according to Lucius.  Thanks for your review. =o)

0/10

kimjo2

beautiful!  thanks

Response from Stefdarlin (Author of The Secret Side of Vanity)

And thank you for your review.

0/10

silverdoe

LOL. Bedhead! LOL

Response from Stefdarlin (Author of The Secret Side of Vanity)

I know.  Only the best for dear Lucius.  Tee hee.Thanks.

0/10

sunny33

You'd think Lucius would have already passed the secret on.  Least he could do! :)

Response from Stefdarlin (Author of The Secret Side of Vanity)

Hmmm, you have a point.  But then, wouldn't he feel ashamed of brandishing anything Muggle-related?  Heh, heh.Thank you for your review.

0/10

KellyH

LOL, Lucius you're so vain. XD

Response from Stefdarlin (Author of The Secret Side of Vanity)

Tee hee, yes he is.  Thanks so much.

0/10

sempra

Lol, I love it. Lucius' line at the end is perfect. I can imagine the look he is giving Draco for his naivete. Also loved the product names and am totally gobsmacked that they are real! Am going to hunt them down because I have to see them. And by hunt, I mean go to the supermarket.

Response from Stefdarlin (Author of The Secret Side of Vanity)

Aww, thank you.  I knew when I saw the names I just had to use them.  I am honoured by your review.~Hugs~ and happy hunting, lol.

0/10

Mazzy

LOL!! Maybe that's why Draco ends up with the 'receding hairline' - because he found Lucius' stash and then took his own overuse of them. hee hee

Response from Stefdarlin (Author of The Secret Side of Vanity)

Lol, maybe.  It all started his second year at Hogwarts...Thank you for your review.

0/10

debjunk

Lol.  Ah, the bounce and body are from jars and bottles.

Response from Stefdarlin (Author of The Secret Side of Vanity)

Yes, almost like potions, but not quite, lol.Thanks for your review.

9/10

DawnEB

I wondered if anyone would take the prompt.  I like that it was better hidden than the pr0n, and the names/descriptions (imagining Lucius with untamed frizzy hair )Well doneDawn/eoforyth

Response from Stefdarlin (Author of The Secret Side of Vanity)

Tee hee.  Yes, the Bedhead product line made for wonderful accessories to the fic, lol.  Of course Lucius would hide Muggle items better than wizarding ones, porn included, lol.Thank you!

0/10

apisa_b

LOLThere are a few things Muggles do better than wizards, it seems.

Response from Stefdarlin (Author of The Secret Side of Vanity)

Tee hee, it looks that way.  And seeing how I have never heard JKR refer to potion ingredients for hair care, bedhead seems the way to go.  Thank you.

10/10

morgaine_dulac

Snort! What is it with people and being mean to Lucius this week? heheI enjoyed this very much! /M

Response from Stefdarlin (Author of The Secret Side of Vanity)

I honestly have no idea!  eoforyth made me do it, yeah, that's it.  LOL.  Though I might admit it is a bit fun to pick on him.  Almost as much fun as it is to pick on our dear Potions professor.I am very glad you enjoyed it.  Thank you so much for your review.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Reviewer)

No! Don't pick on Severus

0/10

Anonymous

Haha, cute.  So, either Draco doesn't really has his dad's hair, or he just doesn't bother taking care of it like Lucius. 

LOL, aw, silly Lucius.

Author's Response: Hmm, as I see it, this was the summer after Draco's first year.  In the second movie, I can't help noticing Draco's slicked back appearance.  LOL.

  Thanks for your review.

0/10

teshara

haha!

Response from Stefdarlin (Author of The Secret Side of Vanity)

Tee hee, thanks.

0/10

ApollinaV

Bwahahaha!  The prompt was Lucius gets caught, but I'd say it was Draco that got caught... nearly with his pants down.  I don't know what would be worse, sharing porn with a parent, or secrets of haircare.

Response from Stefdarlin (Author of The Secret Side of Vanity)

Lol, I'm not sure either.  Somehow, I don't think Draco could get past the fact that his father would use anything Muggle-made. Thanks for your review.

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