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Saturday Night Drabbles The Potions Master's Revenge
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The Potions Master's Revenge

1: Oneshot

The Potions Master's Revenge

debjunk

20 Reviews   |   20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )

Humor Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 909 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Severus has had it with a co-worker. He decides to do something about it.

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I am a classically trained singer with three children. I love Star Trek and have watched probably every episode of every series. Favorite HP charaters are Snape and McGonagall. (not as a couple.)

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slythkid

Ah Sybill, the Inner Eye on holiday again..Severus certainly knows how to defend himself. What an effective way of getting rid of her, yet without causing real harm. Very Severus-like. And regards to your daughter. Go for it, Maggie!

Response from debjunk (Author of The Potions Master's Revenge)

Thank you!  Yes, Sybill really needs an eye adjustment, I think.  Poor thing needs to hide for a bit, though...Maggie is a great help and we enjoy working together.

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kimjo2

wonderful revenge!  tho i think the idea of hagrid coming after me like that would send me screaming into the night, too.   thanks so much, my deb!                                            (me blowing kisses)

Response from debjunk (Author of The Potions Master's Revenge)

Thanks, hon.  I too, would run screaming if pursued by Hagrid, although I think he's quite loveable.  (but not in a romatic way.)  He's like a teddy bear.

10/10

Anonymous

Ooooh, that's eeeevil, but so funny! *roflmao* - but poor Hagrid, I don't think he deserves something like this from Severus! *goes making Hagrid the hardest rock cakes possible and icing them shrilly pink*

Author's Response: Ooo, maybe he can go give some to Trelawney to cheer her up!  Lol.  But you're right, he doesn't deserve it. Of course, he's clueless as to what's been going on, and will remain so, as neither of the other two will ever mention this aloud!  Thanks!

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Stefdarlin

How perfectly diabolical, lol.  Interesting way to get rid of Sybil.  All I can think is, poor Hagrid.  He is the innocent bystander here, tee hee.

Response from debjunk (Author of The Potions Master's Revenge)

He is, and probably will remain so.  I don't think Sybill will ever mention exactly why she wigged out, and Slytherin Severus will never tell.  Thanks!

10/10

beaweasley2

 OH, Sybill, as you always say: You cannot run away form fate, doll! Congratualtions!

Response from debjunk (Author of The Potions Master's Revenge)

Thanks!  Yup, she got her just desserts.  (Whip cream on Hagrid.)  Ew, now I went and grossed myself out!

10/10

lyn_f

LOL LOL LOL!!!Serves Trelawney right!  Poor (clueless) Hagrid!  Makes me wonder what exactly was that potion Severus slipped her (bad boy that he is ;) )Nice answer to the prompt!

Response from debjunk (Author of The Potions Master's Revenge)

He is a bad boy, and he's smirking all the way back to his dungeon.  Hopefully, Trelawney will be preoccupied avoiding poor clueless Hagrid to spend time moaning over Severus.

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WriterMerrin

Oh no!  That is too good.  Evil, but the best kind.  At least it was only a vision and not a love potion; that would have been truly horrible.

Response from debjunk (Author of The Potions Master's Revenge)

Yes, it would have been bad.  Severus isn't quite that mean... yet.  Thanks, hon!

10/10

selinabln

Poor Sybill, but you better don't anger a certain Potions master. Very funny and sweet.

Response from debjunk (Author of The Potions Master's Revenge)

Hopefully she's learned her lesson.  You'd think her Inner Eye would have warned her!

10/10

karelia

I should feel sorry for Sybill, but really, I can't... LOL

Response from debjunk (Author of The Potions Master's Revenge)

She deserved it.  She should know better than to try to ingratiate herself with the Snark master.

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KellyH

Meh.  She is too picky. Small man, large man - its still a man. XD  LOL cute story! XD

Response from debjunk (Author of The Potions Master's Revenge)

Oh, my gosh!  That's hilarious!  She should be happy with any man, shouldn't she?  Perhaps she hasn't taken a gander in the mirror lately?

10/10

Southern_Witch_69

LOL Very cute take on the prompt. :)

Response from debjunk (Author of The Potions Master's Revenge)

Thanks!

10/10

kizzy7

LOL! Oh, that was great. I am absolutely loving all these drabbles!!

Response from debjunk (Author of The Potions Master's Revenge)

Thanks, hon. They're fun, aren't they?  You should join us.

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HermioneJeanSnape

Hahaha! Ooh, serves her right! Trelawney seems to be perpetually chasing Severus in fanfics...

Response from debjunk (Author of The Potions Master's Revenge)

She is, isn't she?  Lol.  Well, that'll teach her to do so in the future. 

10/10

luvsev

Heehe, that was ingenious!

Response from debjunk (Author of The Potions Master's Revenge)

Thank you!

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mom7knox

Nice job - and way to go Maggie - thanks for sharing your work

Response from debjunk (Author of The Potions Master's Revenge)

Thank you!  Maggie was quite pleased with herself.

9/10

braye27

LOL!!  Well done!Severus came up with the right solution to Sybill's advances, and now Hagrid is wondering what is going on with the Seer.Tell Maggie to follow her dream!Beth

Response from debjunk (Author of The Potions Master's Revenge)

Thanks!  It's certain that poor Hagrid is truly clueless in this.  I'll pass along your advice to Maggie. 

10/10

MomoDesu

That revenge is priceless! Great job! *giggles madly*

Response from debjunk (Author of The Potions Master's Revenge)

Thanks! 

10/10

irishredlass

Now that is definitely the stuff nightmares are made of .... well done to you both.  Irish

Response from debjunk (Author of The Potions Master's Revenge)

Thanks!  It certainly is nightmare worthy.  And with that potion still running through he system, she's bound to have a few doozies.

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sunny33

ROFL. Poor Sybill! :)

Response from debjunk (Author of The Potions Master's Revenge)

She kind of deserved it.  Of course, Severus always goes a bit overboard to 'teach a lesson.'

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morgaine_dulac

Muaha!! And there were some of us who thought Snape wasn't evil. Say hi to Maggie and tell her to follow her dream!/M

Response from debjunk (Author of The Potions Master's Revenge)

He's not evil, he's a Slytherin.  A very diabolical Slytherin.Maggie was happy to see your mention of her.  I'm hoping that she will always follow her dreams.Thanks for the review, Morgaine.

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