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Serpent

1: One-shot Story

Serpent

chivalric

20 Reviews   |   20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

Humor Alternate Universe Potter Place's Anything Goes Challenge 1,223 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

Hermione has learned a new task and is eager to find out how to deal with kittens and snakes at the same time.

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Chapter 1: One-shot Story


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chivalric

Member Since 2007  |  65 Stories  |  Favorited by 776  |  213 Reviews Written  |  4,182 Review Responses

Located in Germany. Female, around 40. The first chapters of my published novels/novellas can be found here on the archive.
Other than writing, I am reading, cycling, running, and singing in a choir.

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0/10

tenoh27

Lovely, lovely work with the prompt... funny and sexy... would love to get a peek of that gorgeous tattoo... Thank you.

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

Thank you!

0/10

crazydz

i think i agree with severus. OUCH. lol this was very enjoyable and it made laugh.

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

Thanks for reading and reviewing!

0/10

CharmedForce

LOL... this reminds me of the commercial about learning to tattoo in 15 minutes...

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

*snigger* It took he a bit longer. And she is extremely clever ;-)Thanks so much for reviewing!

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

*snigger* It took he a bit longer. And she is extremely clever ;-)Thanks so much for reviewing!

10/10

luvsev

It's cool that you gave Sev a tatoo in his private area. I also like the fact that it is a lion there--kind of like Hermione marking her territory. :)             -

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

ROFL! Mark her teritory - I didn't look at it from this angle yet, but you are so very right! He's hers, completely. Love the thought. Thanks so much for reviewing!

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

ROFL! Mark her teritory - I didn't look at it from this angle yet, but you are so very right! He's hers, completely. Love the thought. Thanks so much for reviewing!

0/10

phoenix

Poor, poor Severus. Thank goodness he's so patient and now he'll have to be careful who he drops his drawers around. LOL

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

Well, it's not that he does that in front of anyone, does he? Although, come to think of it, maybe a student hexes him, or a cauldron explodes and he stands in front of class stark naked with that round his bits ;-)Sorry. Have to stop thinking silly thoughts. Thanks for reviewing!

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

Well, it's not that he does that in front of anyone, does he? Although, come to think of it, maybe a student hexes him, or a cauldron explodes and he stands in front of class stark naked with that round his bits ;-)Sorry. Have to stop thinking silly thoughts. Thanks for reviewing!

0/10

Smoggy

That must have been painful! And well done to him for going through with it all (I think).Cool short story

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

I think I have to add a sentence where I clarify that the area was numb for most of the time *g*The hairbrush just was put back into the drawer, dear. Lucky you!Hugs, as usual.

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

I think I have to add a sentence where I clarify that the area was numb for most of the time *g*The hairbrush just was put back into the drawer, dear. Lucky you!Hugs, as usual.

0/10

salvamea

a slytherin tatooed.and him of all.but she had a wonderful motive, all combined in perfection. he can't deny it.worth a look *grinsmirk*

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

I guess I will send them to holiday together, possibly somewhere in North Germany, at the East or North sea. There are quite a few nudist colonies up there. After all, a tattoo like that needs to be admired *grin*Thanks a lot for reviewing!

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

I guess I will send them to holiday together, possibly somewhere in North Germany, at the East or North sea. There are quite a few nudist colonies up there. After all, a tattoo like that needs to be admired *grin*Thanks a lot for reviewing!

0/10

elsolel

OH, MY GOD!   I can't believe he sat still for that!   Ouch is an understatement. 

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

He loves her, doesn't he? And she numbed the area ;-)Thanks a lot for reviewing!

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

He loves her, doesn't he? And she numbed the area ;-)Thanks a lot for reviewing!

10/10

snitchette

I am absolutely certain I had a lot more fun than them.That's for sure.  And believe me reading while working was lots of fun too. *grin*

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

*snicker*Good to know I'm not the only one whose thoughts go adrift during work :-)Thanks for reviewing!

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

*snicker*Good to know I'm not the only one whose thoughts go adrift during work :-)Thanks for reviewing!

0/10

pookah

funny, but Ouch!  hurts just thinking about it.  Amusing take on a weird prompt.

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

:-) He's brave, isn't he? Just had to write that one ;-)Thanks for reviewing!

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

:-) He's brave, isn't he? Just had to write that one ;-)Thanks for reviewing!

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sunny33

OUCH!  What a man, enduring a tattoo there!  :)

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

Remember, the area was numb, otherwise he would have figured out that she was working on something bigger than a kitten ;-)Thanks for reviewing!

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

Remember, the area was numb, otherwise he would have figured out that she was working on something bigger than a kitten ;-)Thanks for reviewing!

9/10

StormySkize

Gives me a whole new appreciation of his bravery!Nice take on the prompt.

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

*smirk* Haven't looked at it this way, but you are right. He's brave. Always has been, always will be. Thanks a lot for reviewing!

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

*smirk* Haven't looked at it this way, but you are right. He's brave. Always has been, always will be. Thanks a lot for reviewing!

0/10

kimjo2

what a hoot or rather a purrrr.  thanks

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

My pleasure. I really couldn't resist writing it.Thanks for reviewing!

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

My pleasure. I really couldn't resist writing it.Thanks for reviewing!

8/10

silverdoe

Very Cute!

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

Thank you!

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

Thank you!

0/10

debjunk

Wow, that must have hurt!!!!  Cute story.

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

Thank you! And remember, the area was numb. He didn't feel a thing until the last few minutes ;-)Thanks for reviewing!

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

Thank you! And remember, the area was numb. He didn't feel a thing until the last few minutes ;-)Thanks for reviewing!

10/10

Arabella Bloodgood

  This is so funny.  This is a great take on this prompt.  Awesome work.

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

Thank you so much, dear! Tattoos are not to everyone's taste, but I like them. Especially when they look cool :-)

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

Thank you so much, dear! Tattoos are not to everyone's taste, but I like them. Especially when they look cool :-)

10/10

Sampdoria

Lovely, absolutely lovely. Severus really must love Hermione to let her work with a needle around this private parts:-))

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

Of course he does. And she asked him so nicely ;-)Thanks for reviewing, dear!

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

Of course he does. And she asked him so nicely ;-)Thanks for reviewing, dear!

0/10

jcrowell

lol...sounds like a cool tattoo, and like hermione said, no one else will see it anyway...I am sure all his pain was worth the reward.

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

It certainly is cool and looks damn good. I mean, as soon as she's determined, she does things right, doesn't she?And there is still the possibility that she managed to drag him to a nudist colony ;-)Thanks a lot for reviewing!

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

It certainly is cool and looks damn good. I mean, as soon as she's determined, she does things right, doesn't she?And there is still the possibility that she managed to drag him to a nudist colony ;-)Thanks a lot for reviewing!

0/10

TheCopperDragon2004

Lol, the story was alright, but I laughed a lot picturing you sitting at a meeting writing dirty stories lol.

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

I remember that day vividly. I got scolded afterwards. Apparently, I wasn't looking as bored as I should have ;-) Thanks for reading and reviewing!And the guy who badmouthed me ended up as the nasty guy in one of my books *lol*

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HermioneJeanSnape

That is a very, very odd mental image. Heehee! She better get a matching one, to be fair.

Response from chivalric (Author of Serpent)

*lol* I thought about it, but then considered it would be too much. Thanks for reviewing this odd piece!

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