Part 2
Chapter 2 of 2
morgaine_dulacMaybe, this wasn't as bad after all.
Reviewed‘For goodness’ sake, Draco. Didn’t your father teach you anything? One-two-three, one-two-three. Even Longbottom the witless wonder has grasped the concept.’
Severus stepped out of the shadows and positioned himself beside Draco, who was clutching on to Pansy Parkinson.
‘This, dear Draco, is a woman not a Hippogriff,’ he drawled, shoving Draco aside and placing his hand on Pansy’s waist.
‘With the right touch, she will follow your every move, carry out your every command. She will be like putty in your hands.’
Pansy’s cheeks flushed and her pupils dilated.
Severus would deduct fifty points from her later. For drooling.
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50 pets for drooling.....perfect.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
He should have taken 100!
Giggles. Poor Sev, dance, oh the horror of it......lol.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
I feel his pain!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! You are a lucky girl, Pansy! *wink wink*
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
We've all wanted to be Pansy at one point. :P
I would give up points gladly.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
I think there is a line outside his office, hundreds of witches waiting patiently to have points deducted. ;-)
Response from mick42 (Reviewer)
Quit pushing! damn some of these witches have sharp elbows.
OHHHH,the indignity of it all.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
Thehehe! 
Can you blame Pansy? Really?
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
Um, NO! ;-)Don't even want to guess how many points he would deduct from me. All of the probably ...
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
Um, NO! ;-)Don't even want to guess how many points he would deduct from me. All of the probably ...
HA! Loved it the first time, loved it the second :)
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
Too kind *bows*It is quite funny though ;-)
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
Too kind *bows*It is quite funny though ;-)
so you granted us being the fly on the wall of these lessons.And you give him the pleasure of deducing points. generous. of you.why not detention? well, just to form the wax properly...*ahem*
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
Now there's a thought. Ahem, ahem ;-)I have the feeling that we have not seen all of those dancing lessons yet.Glad you liked it. /M
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
Now there's a thought. Ahem, ahem ;-)I have the feeling that we have not seen all of those dancing lessons yet.Glad you liked it. /M
I'm laughing tears here. And I dribble. Never wanted to be in Pansy's place before, but I just have changed my mind. Again: perfect!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
I can only agree.Thanks again.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
I can only agree.Thanks again.
*lol* Perfect!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
Thank you!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
Thank you!
I can imagine his scowl. This was lovely; a nice play on building on the assumed horrors at the start... but dancing is a nightmare--I have tried it!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
Yeah, dancing is almost as bad as spiders in the bathroom (Did you have to put that picture in my head? I hate spiders!)Cheers. /M
Response from sweetflag (Reviewer)
Hmmm... Sorry. *note to self: no spiders in the drabble* How about a slightly more fluffy image of a spider? We have a big spider (we're in the UK, so big may actually be rather small to anyone else) currently doing the rounds of our front room, and it pops out every now and again, but not for long--my three-year-old charges at the poor thing with a thrust-out biccie or piece of chocolate. I blame my husband for saying that the spider would leave soon because it wouldn't have anything to eat while inside the house.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
Fluffy image of a spider ... Is it only me ears or does that really sound wrong? ;-)
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
Yeah, dancing is almost as bad as spiders in the bathroom (Did you have to put that picture in my head? I hate spiders!)Cheers. /M
Response from sweetflag (Reviewer)
Hmmm... Sorry. *note to self: no spiders in the drabble* How about a slightly more fluffy image of a spider? We have a big spider (we're in the UK, so big may actually be rather small to anyone else) currently doing the rounds of our front room, and it pops out every now and again, but not for long--my three-year-old charges at the poor thing with a thrust-out biccie or piece of chocolate. I blame my husband for saying that the spider would leave soon because it wouldn't have anything to eat while inside the house.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
Fluffy image of a spider ... Is it only me ears or does that really sound wrong? ;-)
Funny beyond words! Loved it!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
Glad you liked it. Didn't know I could do funny ;-)Cheers. /M
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
Glad you liked it. Didn't know I could do funny ;-)Cheers. /M
Ahahahaha!!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
Glad it made you laugh :-)Cheers. /M
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
Glad it made you laugh :-)Cheers. /M
ROFLMAO !!! I just have great difficulties imagining Severus dancing with his students.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
Who hasn't? Dancing with students would involve touching ... yuck ;-)
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
Who hasn't? Dancing with students would involve touching ... yuck ;-)
Snort! Certainly not the despicible task I expected when I read the first bit, but very fitting indeed.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
You have no idea how terrible a task this is. It involves touching people, even worse: touching students. Knowing Snape, he'd prefer a close encounter with the Dark Lord. ;-)PajamaPants's response: Surely Snape could conjure a golem to do the dancing for him, eh? Betcha he'd spend HOURS researching the least horrifying way to execute this task.... pensieve memories, Intsant Dance Potions, anything but the touching!!!!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
You have no idea how terrible a task this is. It involves touching people, even worse: touching students. Knowing Snape, he'd prefer a close encounter with the Dark Lord. ;-)PajamaPants's response: Surely Snape could conjure a golem to do the dancing for him, eh? Betcha he'd spend HOURS researching the least horrifying way to execute this task.... pensieve memories, Intsant Dance Potions, anything but the touching!!!!
funny. nice twist. and thanks for the visual!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
You're welcome. /M
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
You're welcome. /M
*giggless and swoons* Yes, I would pay good money to hear Snape say, "Put your hand on my waist."
Very clever and funny. :)
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
Waist, shoulders, buttox ... anywhere ;-)Glad you liked my little waiting-for-the-train-on-a-rainy-Wednesday-morning-drabble.Cheers. /M
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
Waist, shoulders, buttox ... anywhere ;-)Glad you liked my little waiting-for-the-train-on-a-rainy-Wednesday-morning-drabble.Cheers. /M
Hee hee hee! I love these sneaky drabbles.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
Drabbles are a highly underestimated form of art.Cheers. /M
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
Drabbles are a highly underestimated form of art.Cheers. /M
Poor Sev. And it's probably the kind of dancing where you have to touch your partner. It's so far out of his comfort zone. Funny fic.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
And the partner is a student! Even worse. ;-)Thanks for reading and reviewing. Cheers. /M
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
And the partner is a student! Even worse. ;-)Thanks for reading and reviewing. Cheers. /M
Are you kidding! Can I take Pansy's place? Can I? Huh, please.... Oh, Louise snickered, 
Luis shook his head, and Santa wanted to print it for her niece. 
I don't think Alma knew who Snape is... I'm working on her...But my supervisor really got a good laugh, right before she told me to get off the internet.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
If you can take Pansy's place? hehe, get in line! Mind you it's a looong line!Glad I managed to entertain you, and your work buddies, of course.Now, get off the internet and work! ;-)Cheers! /M
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
If you can take Pansy's place? hehe, get in line! Mind you it's a looong line!Glad I managed to entertain you, and your work buddies, of course.Now, get off the internet and work! ;-)Cheers! /M
Oh this is WONDERFUL!!! *wipes tears from eyes* Everyone is looking at me cuz I literaly snorted my soda all over the desk!! I'd give you 10 *'s but it only goes up to five.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
Hope you didn't get any soda on you keyboard ;-)Glad that I managed to make you laugh.Thank you for the praise and the stars. Oh! :-)
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
Hope you didn't get any soda on you keyboard ;-)Glad that I managed to make you laugh.Thank you for the praise and the stars. Oh! :-)
*punches at the air* i knew it! i knew he'd have to instruct the slytherins in something! lol.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
That transparent, eh? ;-)I've had this scene in my head ever since McGonagall's 'Put your right hand on my waist'. Always hoped we would see the Slytherin dancing lesson one day *sigh*Thanks for reading and reviewing. Cheers. /M
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
That transparent, eh? ;-)I've had this scene in my head ever since McGonagall's 'Put your right hand on my waist'. Always hoped we would see the Slytherin dancing lesson one day *sigh*Thanks for reading and reviewing. Cheers. /M
Poor Sev. And it's probably the kind of dancing where you have to touch your partner. It's so far out of his comfort zone. Funny fic.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
Glad you found it funny, btw.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
Glad you found it funny, btw.
This is so cute! Thanks for sharing Snape's ordeal with us.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
You're welcome. Glad you liked it. /M
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
You're welcome. Glad you liked it. /M
Even better. Truly a triumph.Loved it.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
I would loved to have been there.Thanks for leaving a note. /M
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Anything But This)
I would loved to have been there.Thanks for leaving a note. /M