New Chapter for The Potions Master
The Potions Master
kittylefish15 Reviews | 4.6/10 (15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )
This is my paean to – well, that should be obvious. Dedicated to crazed fangurls everywhere and to the brilliant fanfic authors who feed our addictions.
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kittylefish
Member Since 2007 | 73 Stories | Favorited by 89 | 1,068 Reviews Written | 870 Review Responses
my catalyst into the world of hp fanfic was the ignominious death of severus snape by snakebite in dh. grrrrr. he deserved better, and i set off on a mission to find it! i appreciate and admire the vast and limitless creativity of all of the wonderful writers on this site and in this fandom.
accordingly, for me it's mostly about snape: ss/le, ss/hg, ss/rl are my favorite ships. i especially like happy endings for those who did not get them at the hands of jkr.
Reviews for The Potions Master
Oh yes, we do love the potions master! Really great and so true. ;)
Response from kittylefish (Author of The Potions Master)
thank you! all praise and love is due the potions master. we bow before his magnificence. :D
What an excellent poem! I really enjoyed it; it was rather different to what I've read before. I wonder how many will read this and not be sitting there, nodding their heads in furtive agreement? lol... Very few, I should imagine.
Response from kittylefish (Author of The Potions Master)
hi,
Response from kittylefish (Author of The Potions Master)
! i'm so glad you enjoyed my bit of silliness. :D
Response from kittylefish (Author of The Potions Master)
hi,
Response from kittylefish (Author of The Potions Master)
! i'm so glad you enjoyed my bit of silliness. :D
"His teeth may be yellow His hair may be lank But when I think about him I need a good wank The Potions Master!"THAT was priceless. I accidentally snorted outloud.
Response from kittylefish (Author of The Potions Master)
hee hee. i made you snort! that means it worked. :D
Response from kittylefish (Author of The Potions Master)
hee hee. i made you snort! that means it worked. :D
I don't know that song but the way you write about this particular Potions Master... MMmmm. *dreamy sigh*
Response from kittylefish (Author of The Potions Master)
i'm glad you enjoyed my little confection. thanks for telling me so! : D
Response from kittylefish (Author of The Potions Master)
i'm glad you enjoyed my little confection. thanks for telling me so! : D
This started my Saturday morning with a great big smile.Thanks!
Response from kittylefish (Author of The Potions Master)
you are quite welcome, my dear. and thanks for the returning the favor with your kind review. : D
Response from kittylefish (Author of The Potions Master)
you are quite welcome, my dear. and thanks for the returning the favor with your kind review. : D
"I want me some of that". Perfect, wonderful, screamingly funny and oh so true.
Response from kittylefish (Author of The Potions Master)
i'm so glad you liked it! 'screamingly funny' - yay! thanks for telling me so! : D
Response from kittylefish (Author of The Potions Master)
i'm so glad you liked it! 'screamingly funny' - yay! thanks for telling me so! : D
I don't care for slash or Snily, and loathe Snermione, but I love Snonks, Snarcissa, Snuna, and especially Snofc. I do agree with all you say about the Potions Masther , though.
Response from kittylefish (Author of The Potions Master)
well, you know, i could only fit a few into that line so i had to go with my personal favorites. but really if it starts with "sn" i'm halfway there already, and i do adore a good snonks. anyway, to each her own, i always say - as long as you agree about the only thing that really matters - snape rules! thanks for reading and reviewing.
Response from kittylefish (Author of The Potions Master)
well, you know, i could only fit a few into that line so i had to go with my personal favorites. but really if it starts with "sn" i'm halfway there already, and i do adore a good snonks. anyway, to each her own, i always say - as long as you agree about the only thing that really matters - snape rules! thanks for reading and reviewing.
"They say he really knows his wayAround a cauldron.And I hear he’s phenomenal with his… Wand."I love your poem, and especially the last bit. Beth
Response from kittylefish (Author of The Potions Master)
i'm so glad you enjoyed it. the last bit came to me at the end after i thought it was all done, and i do think it sort of makes it, so i'm glad you liked it, too. thanks so much for reading and for your kind review! : D
Response from kittylefish (Author of The Potions Master)
i'm so glad you enjoyed it. the last bit came to me at the end after i thought it was all done, and i do think it sort of makes it, so i'm glad you liked it, too. thanks so much for reading and for your kind review! : D
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Where have you been, kitty? Besides at the funny farm composing deranged poems, LOL!
"I need a good wank." I almost fell off my chair at that one. That's when I realized, Oh! This is no run-of-the-mill, overly-sincere, luv poem.
Very good. You made me smile.
Author's Response: hi, lulabelle! thanks for the review and the stars. i'm glad you found my silliness amusing. : D
LOL! Is the funny farm like the Dr. Demento's "They're coming to take me away, ha ha"? Either way - enjoyable and I have to admit seeing a greek chorus of sorts standing behind you shouting the potion master line. Great fun! Thanks!
Response from kittylefish (Author of The Potions Master)
thanks so much for your review! yes, that's it exactly. and i cannot believe you SAW the Greek chorus repeating the Potions Master line, because i didn't say that, but yeah, they are there in my head, too! LOL! : D
Response from kittylefish (Author of The Potions Master)
thanks so much for your review! yes, that's it exactly. and i cannot believe you SAW the Greek chorus repeating the Potions Master line, because i didn't say that, but yeah, they are there in my head, too! LOL! : D
Watch out for men in white coats carrying strait-jackets!
Response from kittylefish (Author of The Potions Master)
so far i've been able to outrun them, but i'm getting pretty tired. *pants* *looks over shoulder* *takes off again*
Response from kittylefish (Author of The Potions Master)
so far i've been able to outrun them, but i'm getting pretty tired. *pants* *looks over shoulder* *takes off again*
giggles
Response from kittylefish (Author of The Potions Master)
if the giggles outnumber the eyerolls, i consider it a job well done. ; ) thanks for reading and reviewing!
Response from kittylefish (Author of The Potions Master)
if the giggles outnumber the eyerolls, i consider it a job well done. ; ) thanks for reading and reviewing!
Oh god, the funny farm song! Hymn of crazies everywhere! *Dies laughing*I tried singing this to the tune....it mostly fit, but I almost choked laughing.
Response from kittylefish (Author of The Potions Master)
i'm giggling gleefully at the thought of you actually trying to sing it! yippeee!!!so glad you liked it. :D
Response from HermioneJeanSnape (Reviewer)
You need to add a bridge section, to really sing it... the verses all work as the verses, but there's no part that fits the delightfully insane "they're coming to take me away, hee hee ha ha, to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time..." etc part.
Response from kittylefish (Author of The Potions Master)
yeah, that's because i wasn't actually writing a filk (i think that's correct word). it's more that i wrote the poem, and then realized that in my head it sounds like that song. thanks for reading and taking the time to review.
Haha, cute. I want me some of that too lol.
Response from kittylefish (Author of The Potions Master)
hee. thank you so much reading my little bit of nonsense. :D
haha. i can't breath after laughing and trying to kepp myself quiet at the same time! hahaha. i'm in a library now so i'm not supposed to lol. haha. i had a hard time breathing.
Response from kittylefish (Author of The Potions Master)
*hands you oxygen* i'm happy i made you laugh; at least you didn't get kicked out of the library (or pass out from lack of oxygen). thanks for the review. :D