*bursts out laughing*

Author's Response: Liked it, did you?

LOL.
Core.  You said core.

Author's Response: LOL. I'm seeing double!

LOL.
Core.  You said core.

Author's Response: Why else do you think the Em-dash Censor had to get involved?

All kidding aside, you really are a brilliant writer.

Ok. We're firing the Em-dash in Charge of Censorship! she or It has to go!

I read that way too quick and thought she was waiting for him in a chocolate pool. There is something wrong with me, I swear. I liked this fic because of too reasons. I like overly dramatic daydream scenes, and I feel guilty for liking them and you summed up all my feelings about it in 2 paragraphs! Good job!!

Very funny!  Thanks for this bit of silliness.  It brightened my day.

Woohoo, that's a good one! And OMG, Snitchette's "review"! Priceless!

Certainly...we can't have any of that (but where will 90% of HG/SS stories come from)?  BWAHAHAHAHA

Daily Prophet - Special Nightly Edition.An awful murder has been committed on the person of Em-dash, recently nominee in Charge of Censorship” earlier in the afternoon. A reader of The Petulant Poetess has been arrested by the Aurors in charge of the case. The reader, a thirty year old woman, said she had to do it to protect the writers and all the readership from nervous breakdown. “Already one fantasy has been nipped in the bud and that is completely unacceptable for the author who saww her entire fic abruptly stopped and for the reader who ended frustrated beyond measure” declared the women before she was brought to the Wizengamot for an immediate trial.  The word of the murder has been spread very quickly and many of the War Heroes Apparated immediately to testify on her behalf. Even numerous members of said Wizengamot agreed that the Ministry should not have created that position. Dolores Umbridge insisted that such behaviour couldn’t be tolerated amongst the students, that it would taint their fragile and innocent minds with lust and they wouldn’t concentrate on their studies anymore. Professor Severus Snape, Order of Merlin First Class responded that she only said so because he refuses to let her in of one of his fantasies and anyone with a bit of good taste would do the same. Dolores Umbridge reacted very unexpectedly by screaming and crying very loudly that nobody loved her because a silly writer made her wear pink robes all the time and play the severe and bad woman and it wasn’t his fault. Something even more unexpected happened after that. Argus Filch rose and march in her direction. He gathered her in his arms and helped her up before benting on one knee and proposing to her because he loves her severe attitude all clad in pink. He said : “You are the lady of my dreams”. The happy couple decided to portkey directly to Las Vegas and they disappeared with a loud Pop. After those surprising events, the Wizengamot retired to deliberate which took only 3 minutes. They went back in the court room and declared young woman cleared of all charges. They even awarded her an Order of Merlin Third Class for having had the courage to confront the stupidity of the Law. So all is well in the end.  Sorry for that and all the mistakes in. They're all mine and strictly mine .

I adore the anthropomorphic punctuation stories!