13-Sep-08
Chapter 3 of 4
Southern_Witch_69This is a collection of drabbles: different pairings and different genres with each new chapter.
ReviewedAnd this is for PlaidPooka. I've not talked to her in ages, but I've been wondering when she'll be back with us. I fondly remember a conversation we once had at Potter Place, and that's where this comes from.
Have fun.
Severus angrily turned the page on his book, casting a glare at his new wife of two days. Sharing his home was bad enough, but he absolutely loathed sharing his bed in such a way.
"I told you to get that infernal beast out of here."
"No," she said primly, turning a page in her own book.
"I'll put him out myself," he threatened.
"The Ministry may have made that idiotic law and forced us to marry, but that's the only decision I'll have taken out of my hands." Her next words were said through clenched teeth. "Cats sleep under the covers sometimes. Get used to it!"
He refrained from saying anything else, deciding to seek his revenge in another way.
A loud ripping noise rent the air.
"What the hell was that?" Hermione asked, sitting up.
Severus said nothing, but the cat beneath the covers began to move about wildly and sought an escape.
"Crooks? What's wrong?" Hermione lifted the edge of the cover, allowing him to bound off the bed and away from them.
Unable to keep a smug expression from his face as her eyes widened in realization and her fingers came up to cover her nose, he sighed contentedly.
"Something wrong?" he asked nastily.
"You didn't!"
He shrugged. "Men fart, wife. Get used to it."
AN: Hehe. It's terrible, isn't it? Pook said she wanted "realness" in her stories, and she wondered why the characters never seemed to fart like normal people.
Let's hope that she turns up soon and finishes "Price of Madness."
Pook, Sev's blasting just for you, baby. Hahhaaha
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Latest 25 Reviews for Saturday Drabbles
45 Reviews | 8.67/10 Average
Very nicely done and I really hope this has unplugged your muses. I know exactly where you are coming from, having just gone through the same thing. 'A Malfoy's Rumination' still ranks as one of my all time favorite fanfics.
Writers block, poor baby a night out with Severus is just what she needs. { don't we all }
Welcome back, we missed you.
Oh poor Crooks, Severus may be feeling smug now, but I don't think he has ever dealt with a pissed off cat before. Death Eaters, Voldemort, Dumbledor, Bella with PMS yes, but Crookshanks in a snit , he will wish he had never opened that can of flobberworms.
Well if Harry can go off with " a friend " then I guess Ginny can make friends too.
So very sad, and raises so many questions. Why did she choose the shrieking shack, and sectum sempra , why is Severus watching, does Ron see the connection? I could go on, but I won't, Ill just say thank you.
Nice. Smells like the beginning of something very interesting!
So sad, but beautiful.
Oh, no, he didn't! I would not want that cat mad at me.
It's wonderful to have you back and I missed you a lot. i hope maybe you can continue this one.
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Saturday Drabbles)
Thanks, girl. :) I have definitely missed this and everyone! :) xoxoooxx
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Saturday Drabbles)
Thanks, girl. :) I have definitely missed this and everyone! :) xoxoooxx
Writer's block, smiter's block! We've missed you. By the way, this could be the starting chapter of a good story. What IS Harry playing at? ^_^
ROLF This was too good. LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT.
HAHAHA! that was funny! X)
**falls out of chair laughing** Brilliant!!
ROFL. Poor Crooks. At first i would'nt believe what I've read but you're absolutely right: men do that ... and more than often sometimes... *shakes head*
your review response reminded me i never reviewed the others - my computer got hung up and i thought that first review was lost somewhere in cyberspace. i really like ginny with wood, also due in large part to cocoa christy's Magical Betrothal, and i liked your twist here. : )
gosh i miss pooka-my-pooka, too. maybe we could have a fart-in in her honor! thanks for these lovely drabbles and i look forward to what you'll come up with next.
very sad. and slightly ghastly - suicide by sectum sempra - yikes! it does raise at least as many questions as it answers, all of which are now running around in my brain. : )
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Saturday Drabbles)
:) Thanks for reading.
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Saturday Drabbles)
:) Thanks for reading.
So sad, but it makes me wonder if Snape has knowledge of Hermione's whereabouts in the afterlife, the next big adventure?Well done!Beth
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Saturday Drabbles)
I'm thinking he does. :)
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Saturday Drabbles)
I'm thinking he does. :)
Just goes to show, timing is everything. Lucky Oliver, "he was in the wrong place at the right time."Beth
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Saturday Drabbles)
Lovely when things accidentally work out for the best
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Saturday Drabbles)
Lovely when things accidentally work out for the best
That was too funny.
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Saturday Drabbles)
:) Thanks
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Saturday Drabbles)
:) Thanks
*laughs* I love it!
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Saturday Drabbles)
I'm glad! :)
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Saturday Drabbles)
I'm glad! :)
*snort* I need a new keyboard. *g*
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Saturday Drabbles)
Teehee :)
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Saturday Drabbles)
Teehee :)
That was unexpected, but in a good way. I like how Ron's farewell to her is at once awkward and heartfelt. I can really see him like this.And the notion of Snape's ghost watching his yearly visits is very intriguing.
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Saturday Drabbles)
Thank you very much! :)
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Saturday Drabbles)
Thank you very much! :)
Triple LOL!!Oh that was brilliant!! Can't stop laughing!
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Saturday Drabbles)
Grin.Thanks for reading. :)
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Saturday Drabbles)
Grin.Thanks for reading. :)
Very cute. I can just see him doing that, too!
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Saturday Drabbles)
Ah, sweet (or not so sweet) revenge
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Saturday Drabbles)
Ah, sweet (or not so sweet) revenge