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The Wonders of Lip Balm
Kitsune_SD9 Reviews | 9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 23 Favorites )
Why does most everyone at Hogwarts have chapped lips - better yet, what is Snape going to do about it? slash and femmeslash Warning: contains gratuitous humor and cliches
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Kitsune_SD
Member Since 2005 | 4 Stories | Favorited by 9 | 1 Review Written | 14 Review Responses
Completely mental and loving it, Ms. Kitsune (37) enjoys reading and writing humor, smut, and the occasional off-the-wall pairing. She loves old-school punk rock, microbrew beer, drunken debautchery, werewolves, Animagi, and her fur-sister and regular beta Ms. CarvedWood. She shares her home in San Diego, California with 2 cats, the equally mental Squeek and Lily. She feels that reviews and con-crit are better than a Gringott's vault full of Galleons, and that Sirius isn't really dead - he's just playing hide and go seek with Harry and Remus.
She also occasionally writes fic that can not be archived at this site, more of her work is available on Live Journal.
Reviews for The Wonders of Lip Balm
hilarious
Ha! I knew that I made a good choice when I bought vanilla bourbon flavoured lip balm the other day ;-)
Bloody brilliant! At least we know someone is using Snape's potions. lol
I really enjoyed all of the different story lines you have going here - the SS/RL, the HP/DM, and the HG one. You did so much in so little space and dovetailed it together nicely!
Dorkily enough, Carmex is surprisingly bad for your lips, actually chaps them more in the long run. Oh well, that aside, lovely fic! The naughty bits ... oh wait, nevermind, it's all naughty bits! Were great! I loved them, great ficlet!
Response from Kitsune_SD (Author of The Wonders of Lip Balm)
I've heard the stuff tastes pretty bad too... I'm really partial to Burt's Bees lip balm myself. Thanks so much for reading, and the great review!
Response from Fenrir (Reviewer)
Yeah, I used to use it, it's practically Vaseline! I like Burt's Bees too, but am partial to Soft Lips.
Response from Kitsune_SD (Author of The Wonders of Lip Balm)
LOL! I use Soft Lips too! The cherry and vanilla flavors.
Response from Fenrir (Reviewer)
I personally love the Cherry flavor! YAY!
I'm not much on Lupin/Snape, but they were funny here. Carmax... ahahahaha... tff poor snape. Tea? --wrong-- Potions? --sorry mate-- Whisky? --nopers!-- ahahahaha... Now, I did adore the naughty hermione/friends bit... I'm thinking of writing a femmeslash myself one of these days. :)
Response from Kitsune_SD (Author of The Wonders of Lip Balm)
That line is my favorite one in the fic! (Lupin/Snape is my favorite pairing) The RHPS rip-off is a close second... Thanks for mentioning the femmeslash bit, so may people ignore it in the reviews - I enjoyed writing Hermione appproaching it like a lesson.
I stumble upon this while looking for a Snarry, and it was a very nice distraction...
I find this one entertaining every time I read it. One of those, "if only they knew," moments.
Oh my gosh, that is hilariously awesome. Love it! and the RHPS reference, priceless! I totally laughed!
Will there be more?
Response from Kitsune_SD (Author of The Wonders of Lip Balm)
I might write a sequel, but first I have to finish some half-written fics: part 3 of Dog Fancy, and a sequel to Membership has Its Privileges.Thanks for reading, and I'm very happy you caught the RHPS reference!