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Potions Under Duress Miss Snape's Diary
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Miss Snape's Diary

1: Eye-Caterpillars

2: Multi-Coloured Emotion Bird

3: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

4: Origination of the Contact Lenses

5: Overly Protective Father Who Will Rip Your Boyfriend Limb From Limb

Miss Snape's Diary

Seventh

32 Reviews   |   32 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )

Drabble/100-Word Potions Under Duress 2,026 Words 5 Chapters Complete
Hermione Granger Original Character Severus Snape Lucius Malfoy Scorpius Malfoy

Miss Effervescence Eileen Snape owns a diary.

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Chapters (5)

Chapter 1: Eye-Caterpillars

Chapter 2: Multi-Coloured Emotion Bird

Chapter 3: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Chapter 4: Origination of the Contact Lenses

Chapter 5: Overly Protective Father Who Will Rip Your Boyfriend Limb From Limb


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Member Since 2007  |  7 Stories  |  Favorited by 4  |  35 Reviews Written  |  46 Review Responses

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0/10

mugglemomof3

LMAO!!!!

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Kailin

Very cute!  I'm looking forward to Effer's next entry.

9/10

CharmedForce

haha... I can't wait to see what Effer tortures her parents with next!

10/10

snitchette

I'm almost disapointed that she's not been put into Hufflepuff. And how is she going to call her parents in class?

Response from Seventh (Author of Miss Snape's Diary)

Ah, well that is still to be decided! And please do not be disappointed as the entry to Slytherin will not be without humour(I hope).

Thanks for R&R.

9/10

kittylefish

i'm so happy you are writing more of this; it's so charming. i liked her birthday presents very much. i look forward to getting to know more about her. the line about trying to find her signature made me giggle - i remember doing that myself, about a million years ago!

8/10

JoKK2

I am so glad you are continuing this story.  The first chapter was very enjoyable and your Effie seems like a cute, bundle of trouble waiting to happen.  And couldn't happen to a nicer couple.  I look forward to more in the future.  Thanks, JoAnne

10/10

snitchette

Lovely girl. And about Slytherin or Griffindor you'll understand soon enough. But I'm under the impression that you'll be sorted in neither of them. That will be a shock for both your parents, even more it's Hufflepuff. :D

10/10

sinbad

Too funny!  Great job on creating a child's view of the world and family.

9/10

CharmedForce

Old people are confusing.


That's just perfect for a child to say! And "eye-caterpillars" is too cute. What a great story.

10/10

remy

How precious!  you must write a sequel...or three. :)

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septentrion

That girl is so cute! I imagine how she will feel when she reread it ten or twenty years later.

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DanaPAH

That was really cute.

10/10

kittylefish

this was adorable. it would be fun to read more of her diary.

10/10

azulkan2

LOl, this was great.  hope there is more.

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Javoher

Excellent!!!  More Please!  "Effervescence" - great name.  You can't waste it on a short little drabble!

Response from Seventh (Author of Miss Snape's Diary)

I got really bored during my Chemistry homework, so I got out my fountain pen and trusted notebook. I couldn't think of a name, so when I looked down at my homework I saw the word "Effervesce" or something such as that. Efferevescence popped into my head, and I think of the meaning as "bubbly personality".

Thanks for R&R!

Response from Seventh (Author of Miss Snape's Diary)

I got really bored during my Chemistry homework, so I got out my fountain pen and trusted notebook. I couldn't think of a name, so when I looked down at my homework I saw the word "Effervesce" or something such as that. Efferevescence popped into my head, and I think of the meaning as "bubbly personality".

Thanks for R&R!

10/10

jade2099

LMAO that was absolutely adorable!!!

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Delayed Poet

This was so very cute. I do think that Miss Snape really and truly does need to continue writing in her diary.

10/10

snitchette

This is very sweet and nice. I really love her first name : Effervescence. If that reaveals her character I pity poor Sev and Herms.

10/10

Dungeon_Butterfly

"Daddy's eye-caterpillars" ROFLMAO How funny! Cute chapter! Will there be more?

Response from Seventh (Author of Miss Snape's Diary)

I might write some more, but at the moment it is a Completed story.
Thanks for R&R

Response from Seventh (Author of Miss Snape's Diary)

I might write some more, but at the moment it is a Completed story.
Thanks for R&R

0/10

droxy

Very cute!

0/10

sunny33

Tough Pygmy Puffs LMAO!!

Response from Seventh (Author of Miss Snape's Diary)

Ah hah! You found my 'tough Pygmy Puffs'! Well, this came around when I very nearly swore in front of my little cousin (oopsies!) and I had to think of something quickfire! Thanks for your review! Hugs, Sev.

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sunny33

she could try different coloured contact lenses , keep people guessing

Response from Seventh (Author of Miss Snape's Diary)

Well, if and when my other story featuring Effer, Different, appears on here, you will see she does play about with her lenses quite a bit. Thank you for your review! Hugs, Sev.

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sunny33

Nah, she's never a Slytherin!

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sunny33

she sounds more like a Hufflepuff to me, now wouldn't that put the cat amongst the pigeons!

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sunny33

LOL bed at 3pm

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