Multi-Coloured Emotion Bird
Chapter 2 of 5
SeventhEffer is 9, and she gets an odd gift.
ReviewedDear Diary,
I'm 9 today! I feel so old... I even woke up with grey hair this morning, but that turned out to be the after effects of "foolish wand waving".
I have some brilliant presents, and one of the best is a Secret Box that Uncle Harry and Aunt Ginny got me. It's shaped like a circle and opens into two halves. When you want to put a secret in, say the secret aloud, and then it appears in front of you, written on a bit of paper. Then it folds itself into an envelope and hides in the box. It's one of the coolest gifts. Daddy and Mummy got me a pet! Ému is a Multi-Coloured Emotion bird, and she is the most brilliant bird ever. Daddy says she is a bit like a wand because she has random bouts of power and is connected to me through our heartstrings. Whenever I'm angry, she becomes defensive and goes black. Whenever I'm happy she goes silvery, chirps in delight and her eyes go green. That made Daddy say I was going to be in Slytherin too. Everything makes Daddy think of Slytherin. Mummy told Daddy: "Just because you are Head of Slytherin does not mean our little girl will be too!"
Oh well. Gryffindor, Slytherin... I don't understand it. I have to go now because Daddy and Mummy are taking me to see The Phantom of the Opera, so I have to go and get changed into a lovely dress to look "proper".
I promise to tell you everything, and I may even put my Memory Picture on the next entry!
Love,
Effer E. Snape
P.S. I keep changing the way I write at the end because I need to find my Signature.
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LMAO!!!!
Very cute! I'm looking forward to Effer's next entry.
haha... I can't wait to see what Effer tortures her parents with next!
I'm almost disapointed that she's not been put into Hufflepuff. And how is she going to call her parents in class?
Response from Seventh (Author of Miss Snape's Diary)
Ah, well that is still to be decided! And please do not be disappointed as the entry to Slytherin will not be without humour(I hope).
Thanks for R&R.
i'm so happy you are writing more of this; it's so charming. i liked her birthday presents very much. i look forward to getting to know more about her. the line about trying to find her signature made me giggle - i remember doing that myself, about a million years ago!
I am so glad you are continuing this story. The first chapter was very enjoyable and your Effie seems like a cute, bundle of trouble waiting to happen. And couldn't happen to a nicer couple. I look forward to more in the future. Thanks, JoAnne
Lovely girl. And about Slytherin or Griffindor you'll understand soon enough. But I'm under the impression that you'll be sorted in neither of them. That will be a shock for both your parents, even more it's Hufflepuff. :D
Too funny! Great job on creating a child's view of the world and family.
Old people are confusing.
That's just perfect for a child to say! And "eye-caterpillars" is too cute. What a great story.
How precious! you must write a sequel...or three. :)
That girl is so cute! I imagine how she will feel when she reread it ten or twenty years later.
That was really cute.
this was adorable. it would be fun to read more of her diary.
LOl, this was great. hope there is more.
Excellent!!! More Please! "Effervescence" - great name. You can't waste it on a short little drabble!
Response from Seventh (Author of Miss Snape's Diary)
I got really bored during my Chemistry homework, so I got out my fountain pen and trusted notebook. I couldn't think of a name, so when I looked down at my homework I saw the word "Effervesce" or something such as that. Efferevescence popped into my head, and I think of the meaning as "bubbly personality".
Thanks for R&R!
Response from Seventh (Author of Miss Snape's Diary)
I got really bored during my Chemistry homework, so I got out my fountain pen and trusted notebook. I couldn't think of a name, so when I looked down at my homework I saw the word "Effervesce" or something such as that. Efferevescence popped into my head, and I think of the meaning as "bubbly personality".
Thanks for R&R!
LMAO that was absolutely adorable!!!
This was so very cute. I do think that Miss Snape really and truly does need to continue writing in her diary.
This is very sweet and nice. I really love her first name : Effervescence. If that reaveals her character I pity poor Sev and Herms.
"Daddy's eye-caterpillars" ROFLMAO How funny! Cute chapter! Will there be more?
Response from Seventh (Author of Miss Snape's Diary)
I might write some more, but at the moment it is a Completed story.
Thanks for R&R
Response from Seventh (Author of Miss Snape's Diary)
I might write some more, but at the moment it is a Completed story.
Thanks for R&R
Very cute!
Tough Pygmy Puffs LMAO!!
Response from Seventh (Author of Miss Snape's Diary)
Ah hah! You found my 'tough Pygmy Puffs'! Well, this came around when I very nearly swore in front of my little cousin (oopsies!) and I had to think of something quickfire! Thanks for your review! Hugs, Sev.
she could try different coloured contact lenses , keep people guessing
Response from Seventh (Author of Miss Snape's Diary)
Well, if and when my other story featuring Effer, Different, appears on here, you will see she does play about with her lenses quite a bit. Thank you for your review! Hugs, Sev.
Nah, she's never a Slytherin!
she sounds more like a Hufflepuff to me, now wouldn't that put the cat amongst the pigeons!
LOL bed at 3pm