Memoirs of a Potions Master and his Know-It-All
lovestruck14 Reviews | 14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 9 Favorites )
The adventures in the daily lives of Severus Snape and Hermione Granger-Snape. Each chapter is a stand-alone story.
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44 yr old homeschool mom that loves to read, write, knit and crochet. My husband and I have 3 kids ages 13, 17 and 18. We are also the parents of 4 dogs and 4 parrots :-)
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Very funny! I laughed a lot with it =]
Response from lovestruck (Author of Memoirs of a Potions Master and his Know-It-All)
Thank you so much,
Response from lovestruck (Author of Memoirs of a Potions Master and his Know-It-All)
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Play-doh! I recently bought a jar of purple for my niece. Now I want to go buy yellow, green and red for myself! One chapter should involve the playdate at Ginny and Harry's WITH juiceboxes and kiddy snacks like cookies, Goldfish, graham crackers and such.
Response from lovestruck (Author of Memoirs of a Potions Master and his Know-It-All)
LOL... I just may have to do that.
*giggles* I would have never guessed Severus could have childish entertainments like this one. Of course he needs to make up for his lost childhood. I'm sure he'll be thrilled to have children of his own so that he can openly play PlayDoh with them without anyone saying anything.
Response from lovestruck (Author of Memoirs of a Potions Master and his Know-It-All)
Years ago when my husband (my then boyfriend) was in medical school, we were playing with play-doh. It was a spur of the moment decision when we bought it. Anyway, his room-mate, a fellow medical school student, came home with her boyfriend. She is the biggest B*TCH ever, and we just waited to hear what she would have to say. She was even snarkier than Snape... LOL. She just said, "cool," and sat down and proceeeded to play with us... hee hee hee.
That last part was so hot! Who knew Severus had a thing for Play doh lol very cute.
Response from lovestruck (Author of Memoirs of a Potions Master and his Know-It-All)
I based the playing with play-doh on a bit from my life with my husband years ago. His roommate, who was a royal b*tch, walked in on us, and we just sat there waiting for the caustic comments to begin. She is snarkier than Snape. Surprisingly, she sat down and began playing with it too... LOL. No stripper pole was involved in the real life version :-)
HAHAHAHA .... ALBUS SHAVED!!!!!!! Such a perfect ending for that night. Too funny. Love it
Response from lovestruck (Author of Memoirs of a Potions Master and his Know-It-All)
Glad you enjoyed it :-)
How can she bear having it so long. I can barely wait when I'm a week away from my appointment to the beautycian. But i'm sure it will be lovely with the new cain H&S plan to gift her with. *snicker*
Response from lovestruck (Author of Memoirs of a Potions Master and his Know-It-All)
I have no idea, but that is how I picture Sibyll... looney. I am certainly not modeling her pubic habits after myself... LOL. Thanks for reading.
*Cackles with laughter* I may need to wash my brain out with bleach or ask Severus to Oblivate the memory of Sybill naked ewwww. Yes Hermione needs to order that chain that looks like half moon specs for Sybill for Christmas lol I can just picture Dumbledore's face when she opens it lol Maybe by then she will trim her "beard" to match his. okay I really need the brain bleach now do you have an extra bottle on you perhaps I'm all out.
Response from lovestruck (Author of Memoirs of a Potions Master and his Know-It-All)
hee hee hee
Response from lovestruck (Author of Memoirs of a Potions Master and his Know-It-All)
hee hee hee
The image of Albus, Harry, Hermione and Severus playing with play-doh had me ROTFL. Brilliant!
He really deserves his snarky bastard title. That's another wonderful chapter.
Response from lovestruck (Author of Memoirs of a Potions Master and his Know-It-All)
Thank you so much
ROFL! I love it. I wish I had that spell for separating the play-doh colors. Mixing of colors is annoying mainly because once they're mixed you have a giant lump of brown. Which is what we always had in my house when my kids were small. Having kids was a great excuse to play with play-doh again.
Response from lovestruck (Author of Memoirs of a Potions Master and his Know-It-All)
I know, right. I always hated the colors getting lumped together, and then my kids would want new containers that weren't brown... LOL. Yes, having kids is a great excuse to play with play-dog again AND bubbles too... hee hee
Response from mimmom (Reviewer)
and coloring and playing in sand at the beach. What really puzzles me is how few parents around me seem to indulge in this. They watch from the sidelines. I want to be right in the middle of it.
Funny as heck, the sex well....
Response from lovestruck (Author of Memoirs of a Potions Master and his Know-It-All)
Thank you.
lol quite a contrast of subjects. Very funny and hot
Response from lovestruck (Author of Memoirs of a Potions Master and his Know-It-All)
I'm not sure funny and hot go together, but I am always laughing so I figured a funny story was in order. As far as the hot part goes... anything with Severus has got to be hot... LOL.
that was BEYOND hilarious - and hot! What a wicked wicked man!
Response from lovestruck (Author of Memoirs of a Potions Master and his Know-It-All)
Thank you :-)
He grasped the base of his shaft and positioned himself at her opening and said, "Open wide, Witch, the Hogwarts Express is coming through!" He thrust in hard, rhythmically pushing Hermione up against the stone wall. I laughed so hard when I read this line. damn Severus sure knows how to get to Ron and I love it lolI could say something really naughty right now about Severus's "Hogwarts Express" but I think I will behave for a change lol
Response from lovestruck (Author of Memoirs of a Potions Master and his Know-It-All)
hee hee hee