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Stories Characters Rolanda Hooch

Rolanda Hooch

56 Stories

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Humor Smut Potions Under Duress 124,876 Words 15 Chapters Complete

Vengeance is Sweet!

by Southern_Witch_69

66 Ratings, 0 Likes, 126 Favorites )

A spiteful Severus decides the only way to bed Hermione before Harry does is to pretend to be a gigolo for one night. Inspired by Betz's Gigolo Challenge at WIKTT.

124,876 Words,  Started 04/09/2005,  Completed 07/21/2005

Humor Romance Smut Slash Hogwarts Castle 11,761 Words 3 Chapters Complete

A Rush of Blood to the Head

by PlaidPooka

29 Ratings, 0 Likes, 22 Favorites )

When the whole of Hogwarts finds out that Severus is a virgin, will he be the laughingstock of the school? Or will this be the start of a mighty big adventure?

11,761 Words,  Started 04/19/2005,  Completed 04/19/2005

Humor General Hogwarts Castle 4,394 Words 2 Chapters WIP

Photographic Evidence

by Angharad

7 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )

Professor McGonagall, Professor Sprout, and Madam Hooch decide that for certain damaging prejudices, a full frontal assault is in order.

4,394 Words,  Started 05/18/2005,  Updated 05/18/2005

Drama Hogwarts Castle 88,753 Words 20 Chapters Complete

The Gypsy

by Dusty Rose

22 Ratings, 0 Likes, 9 Favorites )

Because of mysterious events, Dumbledore can allow Harry to leave his relatives' home to spend the summer with his friends. And he meets one new friend, an intriguing new girl, who, as it becomes apparent to Harry, is much more than meets the eye.

88,753 Words,  Started 06/19/2005,  Completed 06/24/2005

Humor Hogwarts Castle 1,559 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Peeved Peeves

by Southern_Witch_69

15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 9 Favorites )

Peeves decides to wreak havoc at the castle.

1,559 Words,  Started 10/19/2005,  Completed 10/19/2005

Humor Romance Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 9,051 Words 8 Chapters Complete

With A Little Drop of Poison

by Danu

54 Ratings, 0 Likes, 56 Favorites )

A love potion + the Weasley twins = trouble for a certain Potions Master and new Transfiguration Apprentice

9,051 Words,  Started 10/21/2005,  Completed 01/18/2006

Humor Drama Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 1,548 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Professor Drabbles

by phoenix

2 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )

13 100 word vignettes about our favorite Hogwarts professors, or not so favorite professors. The character death is for the obvious, Professor Binns.

1,548 Words,  Started 02/12/2006,  Completed 02/12/2006

Humor Romance Slash Forbidden Forest 101 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Valentine's Game

by Deccaboo

2 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

A drabble written for a LiveJournal McGonagall/Hooch femslash challenge!

101 Words,  Started 02/14/2006,  Completed 02/14/2006

Mystery/Suspense Drama Angst Romance Erotica Smut Action/Adventure Hogwarts Castle 63,458 Words 18 Chapters WIP

The Lies You Tell Yourself

by Shanastay

27 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )

There are places you can never return to... and lies you tell yourself. Snape's work still isn't done and how is this newcomer connected to unfolding events?

63,458 Words,  Started 02/24/2006,  Updated 10/13/2006

Poetry/Prose Hogwarts Castle 3,698 Words 2 Chapters WIP

Faculty Meeting

by Half Blood Poetesses

13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 8 Favorites )

A hodgepodge of Harry Potter poetry and drabbles as written by the admins on TPP.

3,698 Words,  Started 05/25/2006,  Updated 08/21/2006

Drama Romance Slash Potions Under Duress 25,375 Words 17 Chapters Complete

New Beginnings

by nogod1215

237 Ratings, 0 Likes, 147 Favorites )

After nearly being killed by her husband, Hermione returns to Hogwarts. (Ultimately a SS/HG, but starts out a little different.)**NOW COMPLETE**

25,375 Words,  Started 05/15/2006,  Completed 02/17/2007

Humor Mystery/Suspense Romance Smut General Parody The Sex Ed Challenge 44,756 Words 9 Chapters Complete

Let Someone ELSE Tell You About the Birds and the Bees

by dracontia

143 Ratings, 0 Likes, 101 Favorites )

Do you mean to say that there might be issues with sex at a coeducational boarding school? (Gasp!) And someone might, just might, be upset enough to demand that the school start teaching where little wizards and witches come from? In response to the Sex Ed Challenge at Potter Place, the wildest parody I can devise that does not involve a Jarvey. AU--oh, so goofily AU!

44,756 Words,  Started 07/17/2006,  Completed 08/17/2006

Humor Romance Slash Alternate Universe The Sex Ed Challenge 6,331 Words 1 Chapter Complete

New Creation

by SS Lupin

14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 21 Favorites )

On June 17, 1998, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry had a seminar on sexual education for their sixth and seventh year students. Did the students learn anything worthwhile or get sick from the subject matter? The answer is within the story.

6,331 Words,  Started 07/18/2006,  Completed 07/18/2006

Humor General Slash The Sex Ed Challenge 8,306 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Scratching the Itch

by StormySkize

18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 18 Favorites )

There?s a nasty bug loose in Hogwarts. How could this happen? And how can a future outbreak be avoided? Why...by teaching the students the "facts of life," of course!

8,306 Words,  Started 07/22/2006,  Completed 07/22/2006

Angst Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 7,618 Words 12 Chapters WIP

Unusually Loved

by from_n_to_h

16 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

A story that follows Nymphadora Tonks. I have some ideas where we?re headed, but I make no guarantees!

Note: Each chapter will only feature the characters mentioned in that chapter. This is because I don?t know who will make an appearance until they do so! There is also currently no second category. This may change.

7,618 Words,  Started 08/16/2006,  Updated 06/18/2009

Humor Poetry/Prose Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes 906 Words 1 Chapter Complete

A Double Trouble Birthday Rhyme

by Wolf Moonshadow

3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

The twins may be gone from Hogwarts, but they certainly aren't forgotten... especially on April Fool's Day, which just happens to be their birthday. Not HBP compliant. Takes place between OoTP and HBP.

906 Words,  Started 09/13/2006,  Completed 09/13/2006

Humor Hogwarts Castle 93,546 Words 12 Chapters WIP

A Generation Back

by Cat Feral

67 Ratings, 0 Likes, 51 Favorites )

SUMMARY: A botched Time-Speeding spell lands a copy of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone into the hands of young Filius Flitwick. He shares it with a few classmates whose names you might recognize. MST Time!

93,546 Words,  Started 12/16/2005,  Updated 02/11/2008

Humor Romance Erotica Smut General Action/Adventure Parody Hogwarts Castle 62,809 Words 11 Chapters Complete

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo

by Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party

96 Ratings, 0 Likes, 55 Favorites )

Harry and company won, and Voldemort is no more. It went so well that almost no one is so much as scratched. What are our heroes going to do next? Why, party until they need medical attention, of course! (The following account thereof is what happens when several alleged adults start discussing the salacious potential of the HP-verse in a chat room--hence our group penname.)

62,809 Words,  Started 03/08/2007,  Completed 09/10/2007

Drama Romance post-HBP/HBP compliant Hogwarts Castle 38,532 Words 21 Chapters Complete

Turning the Corner

by Grace has Victory

26 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )

Michael Corner rides an emotional roller-coaster in the fortnight leading up to the Yule Ball where, to his own very great surprise, he is smitten by a beautiful redhead.

38,532 Words,  Started 03/07/2007,  Completed 06/03/2007

Humor General Parody Podcast Filk Challenge 448 Words 1 Chapter Complete

We Didn't Start the Fandom

by Merlina Thalia

4 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Sung to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel

448 Words,  Started 07/01/2007,  Completed 07/01/2007

Mystery/Suspense Drama Hogwarts Castle 248,511 Words 59 Chapters WIP

Orion's Pointer

by Faraday

135 Ratings, 0 Likes, 48 Favorites )

The Potions Master is about to meet a bitch of unexpected dimensions.

248,511 Words,  Started 06/24/2007,  Updated 03/07/2012

Humor Romance Erotica Smut Slash Potions Under Duress 8,435 Words 3 Chapters WIP

Met and Beset

by amsev

17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 21 Favorites )

Mature audiences only, please. A while back, I challenged myself to write some smut with some sort of lemon in each chapter. This story is based loosely on the MLC and will eventually be a foursome of SS/HG/RH/LM. You have been warned...

8,435 Words,  Started 09/22/2007,  Updated 12/06/2007

Drama Angst Romance General Alternate Universe Epilogue compliant post-DH/DH What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 85,367 Words 34 Chapters Complete

The Godfather

by Muggline

828 Ratings, 0 Likes, 586 Favorites )

Snape is asked to be the godfather of a child and Hermione plays a vital part...
DH spoilers, but with some important changes...

85,367 Words,  Started 04/20/2008,  Completed 06/16/2009

Mystery/Suspense Drama Angst General Psychological Slash Potions Under Duress 1,788 Words 1 Chapter WIP

The Greater Good

by KingPig

10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )

A daring collection of interviews taken with those in Wizarding Britain is finally released, after the MoM has throughly inspected each article for falsities.

1,788 Words,  Started 04/29/2008,  Updated 04/29/2008

Snapshot Art Potter Place's Anything Goes Challenge 410 Words 4 Chapters Complete

Dancing With the Staff

by sshg316

122 Ratings, 0 Likes, 13 Favorites )

First Place in Anything Goes Challenge's Multimedia Category! Photo manip

410 Words,  Started 05/05/2008,  Completed 05/29/2008

Humor General Potter Place Fun 9,554 Words 7 Chapters Complete

The Fennoderee's Favourite

by Wahoo and Wesleyanne

33 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )

Orla Quirke's first year at Hogwarts. From the start Draco takes an unreasonable dislike to the first-year Ravenclaw.
A tale of a little-known Canon character.

9,554 Words,  Started 04/27/2008,  Completed 05/31/2008

Mystery/Suspense Drama Alternate Universe General Psychological Friendship Hogwarts Castle 288,570 Words 34 Chapters Complete

Death's Dominion

by MMADfan

559 Ratings, 0 Likes, 207 Favorites )

Severus Snape’s life was changed when he was hit by an errant spell, and he comes to a decision that defies Dumbledore’s wishes. Even the fate of the wizarding world is altered by this one ill-cast curse and Snape’s subsequent resolve. Long after the spell itself has dissipated, its effects continue echoing in the lives of Severus, Albus, Minerva, and Hermione, and they bring with them a shadowy figure whom Snape does not trust and whose motivations and influence on Minerva are murky. Conspiracies and schemes swirl around Severus as he continues on his path of deception to his final confrontation with the Dark Lord.
Canon-divergent post-July 1996 in the HP universe. Not DH-compliant. (Partially HBP-compliant.)


A “Light” fic of love, loyalty, and redemption.

Pertinent warnings in individual chapter summaries.

Voted First Place, Gen Fic: Best Legacy Story, in the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards for Spring/Summer 2013.

288,570 Words,  Started 03/20/2008,  Completed 11/07/2008

Humor Romance Hogwarts Castle 4,432 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Alphabet Getrunken

by dmf1984

9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )

Four witches celebrate summer with an "alphabetical drinking game."

4,432 Words,  Started 08/11/2008,  Completed 08/11/2008

Erotica General Potions Under Duress 20,785 Words 15 Chapters Complete

Captivation and Obsession

by _Levicorpus_

255 Ratings, 0 Likes, 247 Favorites )

Years after the Final Battle, a new professor strolls into Hogwarts only to captivate Severus to the point of obsession.

20,785 Words,  Started 05/03/2008,  Completed 12/31/2011

Drama Romance Potions Under Duress 65,691 Words 32 Chapters Complete

The Headmaster

by Hanagasume

382 Ratings, 0 Likes, 156 Favorites )

Five years after the defeat of Voldemort, Severus Snape is still at Hogwarts - and is the Headmaster too. His deputy, Professor Hermione Granger, is the best thing that has ever happened to him. With all of the intrigue and miscommunication, can they fall in love? HG/SS - set postHBP ignoring all that occurred in DH. OOC alert also.

65,691 Words,  Started 11/24/2008,  Completed 06/28/2009

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