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Half Blood Poetesses

13 Reviews   |   13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 8 Favorites )

Poetry/Prose Hogwarts Castle 3,698 Words 2 Chapters WIP
Albus Dumbledore Bellatrix Lestrange Draco Malfoy Fred Weasley George Weasley Gregory Goyle Hermione Granger Lucius Malfoy Minerva McGonagall Narcissa Malfoy Pansy Parkinson Remus Lupin Rolanda Hooch Ronald Weasley Severus Snape Harry Potter Nymphadora Tonks

A hodgepodge of Harry Potter poetry and drabbles as written by the admins on TPP.

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Chapter 1: Term One

Chapter 2: Term Two


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snapemylove

Very cool.  I especially loved that last drabble.  Absolutely brilliant!

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droxy

SQUEE!!!!  Theses are fun.  I really liked the Christmas bedtime story. :)

10/10

togspled

wow. these were all brilliant. nicely put together.

10/10

ksianna

LOL! That was great! I love it, although I usually don't read poetry. My favourite part? The Remus verse, of course. May I use it in my email signature? Please? *looks at you with huge puppy eyes*Hope there will be more!

Response from Half Blood Poetesses (Author of Faculty Meeting)

(by NSS)  That one was Christy's, I believe.  She'll have to respond and let you know, but I don't think she'd mind if you credited her.  That one was cute.  We tried to involve several characters.  I'm not sure yet which was my favorite.

10/10

droxy

you guys really deserve to be spanked for this.....The limericks were great and I had a good laugh, but with so much smut, I really need a bath....

Response from Half Blood Poetesses (Author of Faculty Meeting)

(by NSS)  A spanking?  *takes out notebook and starts writing more poetry*

10/10

Lorraine Bluestar

Lol, I'm glad you posted it, girls, it was just too hilarious to keep it between you (and others who had a peek some days ago). I must say I had a good laugh, for a second time...Very enjoyable indeed, you are simply wonderful.

Response from Half Blood Poetesses (Author of Faculty Meeting)

(by NSS)  Oh, so SW's been leaking bits and drabbles, eh?  Glad we were able to make you giggle a bit!

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cocoachristy

This was the most fun I have had in awhile! It was brilliant! I think we should do it often too, NSS! Not boring to me at all!

Response from Half Blood Poetesses (Author of Faculty Meeting)

(by NSS)  Well, droxy said we deserved a spanking for this.  So, I think another chapter will be in order. 

Response from cocoachristy (Reviewer)

Too right! Tell droxy to keep her paddle out...

10/10

aturia

Ah, how laughably wonderful! Love all the poetry and naughty rhymes!

Response from Half Blood Poetesses (Author of Faculty Meeting)

(by NSS)  To laugh is the spice of life, I always say.  The naughty parts were my favorite.  (I'm sure that comes as a shock. *lol*)

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GinnyW

LOL! Very cute... all three of you.

Response from Half Blood Poetesses (Author of Faculty Meeting)

(by NSS)  Thanks, Ginny.  *ahem*  Now, I suppose I need to get back to work. 

10/10

Alauralen

ROTFLMAO!  OMFG!  I have tears!  That was so great!  You ladies are all so wonderfully creative!  Hee hee hee!  That was totally awesome!

Response from Half Blood Poetesses (Author of Faculty Meeting)

We had quite a few laughs ourselves.  Just so you know, this all came about because I posted a 'test' story to the queue.  I should test more often.

10/10

JenKM1216

LMAO!!!  You ladies are a trip!  Thank you, NSS, for letting me know this was up.  You three made my day.    I have a special love for the ones with owls and Potions mistresses.  Thank you for sharing your silliness.  You are all priceless!    

Response from Half Blood Poetesses (Author of Faculty Meeting)

(by NSS)  Now I'm going to be contacted by the Department for OWL Cruelty at the Ministry.  I'm trying to feel bad about that ... still trying ... Oh, well. Maybe I'll resume my Attempt at Feeling Bad another day, when I don't have more important things to do.

 

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notsosaintly

*snicker*  Christy had much more to offer than I did!  Creating this little poetry collage was lots of fun.  We should make it a habit.

10/10

Southern_Witch_69

Aha, so... caught playing instead of working, eh? Teehee. This was fun, mates. I loved the stuff you guys put in. And I must say that Christy surprised me. I thought you'd be bored with it. I think we've had a bad influence on her, NSS.

Response from Half Blood Poetesses (Author of Faculty Meeting)

(by NSS)  Who, me?  A bad influence?  ... Nah ...

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