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ladyofthemasque

24 Reviews   |   24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 11 Favorites )

Angst Romance Drabble/100-Word Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 113 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

100 words of why it really happened that way...

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Chapter 1: Live Uninterrupted


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Member Since 2005  |  37 Stories  |  Favorited by 1,485  |  368 Reviews Written  |  1,311 Review Responses

I have to apologize to everyone, period. Real life swallowed me whole, as I have been struggling to make a living writing original fiction over the last 8 years. It has not been easy, & has been complicated by health issues. I hope people can forgive my long silences. Trying to make enough money to live on from writing is a lot harder--waaaay harder--than it looks. (At least I didn't leave any posted fanfics unfinished.)

Anyhoo...

These stories are works of parody (& thus are allowable under US law), and are not written for profit. Just for fun.  I'm not making any money off of any fanfics, nor will I ever.  I'm just playing around in other writers' universes.

...I am, however, making something of a living off my own stories.  (If anyone wants to play around in my universes, you may visit my website, www.jeanjohnson.net, and look up my policy on Fanfics & Fanarts.  It's reasonable enough and fairly easy to follow, too...)

~Lotm

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0/10

katymol

very clever very funny

10/10

Lyndie578

[Smiling]  Fabulous enigmatic Snape!

10/10

blackeyedlily

Awww!

10/10

rosered

We fangirls aren't deterred by such things though.  Great explanation of why DH ended the way it did.  This is much more satisfying!  :D

0/10

moor

:D Haha, nice!

10/10

Prof M McGonagall

Aha!  So that explains it.  Thanks for the quick and funny read.

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Live Uninterrupted)

You're welcome!~Lotm

10/10

ayerf

*happy sigh*Thank you! That's an explanation of DH that I can be happy with....I wonder if Severus will be in more trouble if Hermione stops to think about the R/Hr bits!

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Live Uninterrupted)

He probably did that to throw people off the scent even further about their own relationship...~Lotm

0/10

Clairvoyant

I like your explanation much better than that half-arsed epilogue, or that half-arsed DH book itself. 

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Live Uninterrupted)

Thank you.  If you didn't like DH, go look up In Annulo.  It's my version of book 7, Snape gets a happy ending, and there is smut.  Smut of a nature which would shock the English-bred Ms. Rowling into a premature grave.  Or at least curl her eyebrows and singe her toes.Why?  Because it's parody, and I can.~Lotm

10/10

Anonymous

Cute idea, Snape is really JKR. But why, pray, did he then write so little about him in the books?
His motivation for the Lily thing is quite fitting, though.

Author's Response: Well, he's never been a braggart...and making Harry famous probably pays off his debt to James, since Harry will be set for life as a super-famous war-hero; I'm quite sure Dumbledore was, too, for taking down Grindelwald.

~Lotm

10/10

makaem

Too funny.

0/10

root_of_ginger

"...Oh." indeed! The bat is out of the bag now.  Poor Severus.  We'll never leave him in peace, will we?

10/10

gabi1791

That just put a huge smile on my face! Thank you for that!!

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Live Uninterrupted)

You're welcome!  *hugs*~Lotm

10/10

debjunk

Well, his logic is good in theory... but all of us fangirls still want him!

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Live Uninterrupted)

Lol, yeah, but it did stop some of 'em, and slowed down a few others.~Lotm

10/10

beaweasley2

*Slaps forehead* Seveus wrote the last half of Deathly Hallows!  JKR was his cover or he was her co-witter!  NoW that does explain a lot!  LOL

10/10

sevibaby

This was cute.  So JK is actually Severus Snape.  Who knew.  Thanks for the laugh.

Sevibaby

10/10

kittylefish

lol!  i like your explanation SO MUCH BETTER.  :D

0/10

Rachaelzi

AW! JKR is just a front! I knew it!

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Live Uninterrupted)

Well, when she had to retreat to a hotel to "escape" long enough to finish writing it, I think she just appealed to her old Slytherin teacher and asked Snape to finish the story for her.  (Who says Slytherins can't blackmail their former professors?)~Lotm

10/10

aura

So cute!Btw, LOVE your books!But am really glad to see you floating around here again too.

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Live Uninterrupted)

The original plot-bunnies have grown huge now that I'm paying attention to 'em...but once in a while a fanfic bunny will wriggle through the pile and give me a bite...~Lotm

10/10

blue artemis

Hee.  Excellent.  But did he think no one would ever figure it out?

10/10

Sampdoria

Brilliantly said Severus, but you will never, ever get rid of your fangirls:-))

10/10

Mooncat

Now, THAT's an explanation I can live with! Thank you for the belly laugh, ma'am. It's nice to see that you're still writing fanfic. (Although I love your other stuff, too.) Cat

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Live Uninterrupted)

I try.  Original plot-bunnies grow rather big when they get fed paycheques as well as attention...but once in a while, the ol' fanfic bunny rises from its hutch and stalks through the night, looking for one of my ankles to bite...~Lotm

0/10

sunny33

LOL.  Knew there was a reason he died in the book! :)

0/10

Merlina Thalia

That's great except...too short lol. I was hoping your new story was another long one to keep me busy for awhile lol. Anyway that was funny:)

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Live Uninterrupted)

Sowwy...it was only a small fanfic bunny bite, but it was a painful one, if that helps...~Lotm

10/10

snitchette

He can be such a cute thing sometimes. I wish someone say that to me one day.

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Live Uninterrupted)

You and me both...~Lotm

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