The Petulant Poetess
  • Stories
  • Browse By
    • Category
    • Character
    • Genre
    • Author
  • Info
      Useful Info
    • General Information
    • Message Board
    • Membership & Story Ratings
    • Submission Rules
    • Important Links
    • Support The Petulant Poetess
    • Writers' Resources
    • Punctuation Guide
    • Writing Fan Fiction
    • Harry Potter Resources
    • Dictionaries
    • Beta Resources
  • Create an Account
    • Create an Account
    • Sign In
Potter Place's Variety Challenge 2009 Marriage by Numbers
Chapters Menu
Download PDF Version

New Chapter for Marriage by Numbers

Marriage by Numbers

1: Prologue

2: Chapter One:Time to Face the Facts

3: Chapter Two: A Nudge in the Right Direction

4: Chapter Three: A Rock and a Hard Place

5: Chapter Four: Homework

6: Chapter Five: Confrontation

7: Chapter Six: Going Public

8: Chapter Seven: Up Close and Personal

9: Chapter Eight: The Tables are Turned

10: Chapter Nine: Nearly There

11: Chapter Ten: The Toad Returns

12: Chapter Eleven: Conflagration

13: Chapter Twelve: The Morning After the Night Before

14: Chapter Thirteen: Reactions

15: Chapter Fourteen: Bargaining

16: Chapter Fifteen: Fantasy and Reality

17: Chapter Sixteen: Miscommunication

18: Chapter Seventeen: Relationship Counselling

19: Chapter Eighteen: A Little Chat

20: Chapter Nineteen: Payback

21: Chapter Twenty: Ginny's Revenge

22: Chapter Twenty-one: Parenthood

23: Epilogue

Marriage by Numbers

sunny33

832 Reviews   |   832 Ratings, 0 Likes, 183 Favorites )

Humor Romance Epilogue What Epilogue? Potter Place's Variety Challenge 2009 58,076 Words 27 Chapters Complete
Harry Potter Hermione Granger Ronald Weasley Severus Snape Ginevra Weasley Minerva McGonagall Dolores Jane Umbridge Filius Flitwick

Hermione is back at Hogwarts for her seventh year. Voldemort is dead, and life should be good. That is, until the results of her special Arithmancy Project provide some unwelcome realisations for the Potions master.

Start Reading

Chapters (23)

Chapter 1: Prologue

Chapter 2: Chapter One:Time to Face the Facts

Chapter 3: Chapter Two: A Nudge in the Right Direction

Chapter 4: Chapter Three: A Rock and a Hard Place

Chapter 5: Chapter Four: Homework

Chapter 6: Chapter Five: Confrontation

Chapter 7: Chapter Six: Going Public

Chapter 8: Chapter Seven: Up Close and Personal

Chapter 9: Chapter Eight: The Tables are Turned

Chapter 10: Chapter Nine: Nearly There

Chapter 11: Chapter Ten: The Toad Returns

Chapter 12: Chapter Eleven: Conflagration

Chapter 13: Chapter Twelve: The Morning After the Night Before

Chapter 14: Chapter Thirteen: Reactions

Chapter 15: Chapter Fourteen: Bargaining

Chapter 16: Chapter Fifteen: Fantasy and Reality

Chapter 17: Chapter Sixteen: Miscommunication

Chapter 18: Chapter Seventeen: Relationship Counselling

Chapter 19: Chapter Eighteen: A Little Chat

Chapter 20: Chapter Nineteen: Payback

Chapter 21: Chapter Twenty: Ginny's Revenge

Chapter 22: Chapter Twenty-one: Parenthood

Chapter 23: Epilogue


About sunny33

Validated
Author

sunny33

Member Since 2008  |  129 Stories  |  Favorited by 689  |  8,383 Reviews Written  |  8,235 Review Responses

Hello all,  I am a 53 year old from NZ.  Although SSHG is how I started and still my main pairing, I'll give pretty much any pairing a try, whether it be reading or writing.  Sev and Herms need a bit of variety at times. ;)

Author Website
http://sunnythirty3.livejournal.com

Reviews for Marriage by Numbers

Displaying Review 151 - 175 of 832 in total
← Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 … 33 34 Next →
10/10

Anonymous

Trite Trite Trite.  Can we talk about feelings some more?  Maybe Sevuers can cry, too.  I declare maximum word level reached for rubbish.  I looked for a suicidal icon but couldn't find one.  This will have to do. 



Author's Response: Awesome icon! Not sure about your spelling of Severus though. :P

KingPhilipsWench's response: it was 6am, you fruitcake.

Author's Response: That reminds me. Christmas is just around the corner.  Bugger!

10/10

debjunk

LOL, The Boy Who Gawped.  That whole first part was very entertaining.  Not that the rest of the chapter went south.  Hardly that!  Glad they talked everything out.  I was afraid you'd save that for the next chappie.  Jumped up and down almost, when I saw more story after the dividing line.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

The Boy Who Gawped thanks you!

9/10

sevibaby

To have both of the fantasies inacted would be something to read.  I like how you still are showing both Hermione and Severus having insecurities even after they have been married a little while.  I look forward to the next update.  Two chapters in seven day period had made me a happy camper.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

I think they may be a little too safety conscious for that.  Imagine Ron brewing while Severus and Hermione were distracted... could be scary!

10/10

MuseAmusant

Ohhh... yes. That would be bad. Not to mention that, even being fully clothed, I have a feeling that certain of Hermione's classmates might suspect that something was amiss. LOL

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

The observant ones might...

10/10

blue artemis

I do love their interactions.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thanks!

10/10

Sampdoria

Ah, I have stars in my eyes and a smile in my face, I just adore this story. I am so happy Ginny pushed Hermione to talk to Severus about spending time together. I also admit that their fantasies around lack of clothes during class is way hot:-))I am very much looking forward to see if they manage to pull it off without being discovered.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Pull what off?  Oh... that!  I thought you meant something else...

10/10

pearl city princess

 These two definitely don't need more distractions in the potions classroom, McGonagall might not be so forgiving next time.Another great update, this is still one of my all time favorites.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

No, she may not be so amused.

0/10

beaweasley2

LOL the puns from the professors was funny, but the way Severus shut Pans up was hilarious! I was shocked by the grooping after class - no matter how many points he takes off, those kids are going to talk!! IT much ahve been just too amazing to witness!  Severus having an orgasm with Hermione on a desk? With the door open!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Hehe.  Those Ravenclaws were just old enough to have an idea of what was going on! Thanks for the review, bea!

10/10

pearl city princess

Severus getting teased by the faculty was so cute, but I really loved it when he and Hermione got busted by the third year ravenclaws.  This is a great story, I am always excited when a new update posts.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Yeah, they were SO busted!

10/10

FlittterKat

Oh, too funny, their reputations are gonna undergo a transformation.  It would be really interesting to be in the great hall for dinner.  The professors have already jumped on the bandwagon to tweek Professor Snape, wonder what they'll say now?  Loved it!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thanks, Kat!

0/10

kimjo2

that was a veritable hoot!  i could see the little 3rd years all agog.  great update.  thanks and smoochies

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

They are just old enough to have an idea of what was going on!

10/10

sevibaby

You are so bad.  Having Ravenclaw witness the dreaded potion master climax what a scene.  And poor Severus having to deal with the other teachers and there intrusive comments.  They are just jelous.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

They sure are!

10/10

MollysSister

10 points to your house for thinking up that charm that prevents the student from hearing the staff's high table conversation. Very clever of you

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Well, those students are nosy little buggers at the best of times. You'd have to do something!

10/10

MollysSister

Somehow I don't think Severus would object overly much to being tied up or down as long as Hermione was the one doing it.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

I think you are right!

10/10

Shadow

Oh dear. They have just given the schools biggest gossip the century's juiciest story? I am surprised Severus didn't try to obliviate the whole lot of them, sort of like the denueraliser in MIB!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

ROFL!  I think he was somewhat overcome!

10/10

Shadow

It seems a bit to me that Severus has relapsed a little into a horney, boastful teenager. He can't go around telling every one what a good lover he is, but he wants Hermione to do it for him!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

He's catching up on what he missed out when he was a teenager! :)

10/10

mimmom

ohhh noo.  ROFL.  Excellent story.  I love that update/bookmark feature!!  Took me ages to figure out that was possible.  DOH.I'm having loads of fun reading this.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thanks.  Another chapter will be posted in a few days!

10/10

ginny24

uh oh, looks like some trouble is on its way for our couple.....hopefully they can cope allright and Minerva won`t be too narrow-minded.....thinking twice I´m sure she WILL be narrow-minded...lolvery good chapter, much fun reading!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thanks, ginny!

10/10

snitchette

Once upon a time there was this young woman who got bored at work. It consisted of surveying a screen indicating that the patient do what he has been told to. And as her patient were well trained to the exam she has very little to do. So, she began to read fanfiction while peeking at the screen once or twice during the exam. And sometimes she even forgot there was an onother person in the room. So when she spit her coffee through her nose and directly on the screen, the patient, naturally, asked if he did something wrong. And the young woman was very embarrassed to answer that.
Please, Dear Mystery Author, next time would you put a proper warning before Snape shag his new bride in front of one of his class, so it save me -err the young woman- future humiliation. *sweet smile*

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Dearest Reader,Chapter Fourteen, coming up in a few days, may possibly pose a risk if coffee is consumed while reading.  Please pass this message on to the young woman concerned. Not you, of course. *cough*

Response from snitchette (Reviewer)

The young woman thank you warmly for the warning.

10/10

Jinxie

From bad puns to daylight debaucheryj it all proves very entertaining!  Can't wait to see how the rumor mill spits it all out. 

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Next chapter will be up before the close off for voting. Thanks for reviewing!

10/10

gabi1791

That sounds like a fun chapter coming up!! Great work on this one!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thanks, gabi!

10/10

Sampdoria

This chapter is just another proof to why I just love this story! Magnificient, absolutely magnificient!!!!!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thank you!

10/10

neelix

lmao... Incredibly funny! Poor Severus - his reputation will be changing!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Hopefully for the better!

0/10

salvamea

a really funny chapter!! starting with the comments at the staff  - table. really, everyone had a pun...but Severus is above it. that was veerey good.he finds out that he starts to fall in love with a woman who is accidentially his wife. well, he should not shrink back from doing this step. it helps.And then the " intimate moment", watched by a class of Ravenclaws. oh no!!well, I fear they will be the talk of town.but I dare say it was worth it. nicely written!!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thank you!

0/10

Elise_Wanderer

Oh, don't bother with the warning--Severus' reputation could use the boost.  And obviously so could the Hogwarts Rumor Mill.  Those teachers are dirty-minded punsters, and isn't it nice that they have something so delicious to gossip about!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

I imagine staffrooms at schools could be real havens of gossip, and I'm not sure who would be worse - the men or the women!

Displaying Review 151 - 175 of 832 in total
← Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 … 33 34 Next →

The Petulant Poetess

A moderated archive, hosting stories by authors who enjoy dabbling in the wonderful world of Harry Potter fanfiction.

More About The Petulant Poetess

© Copyrights. All rights reserved. ThePetulantPoetess.com

Explore

  • All Stories
  • by Author
  • by Category
  • by Character
  • by Genre

Links

  • General Information
  • Terms and Conditions
  • Message Board
  • Writers' Resources
  • Submission Rules