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Potter Place's Variety Challenge 2009 Marriage by Numbers
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Marriage by Numbers

1: Prologue

2: Chapter One:Time to Face the Facts

3: Chapter Two: A Nudge in the Right Direction

4: Chapter Three: A Rock and a Hard Place

5: Chapter Four: Homework

6: Chapter Five: Confrontation

7: Chapter Six: Going Public

8: Chapter Seven: Up Close and Personal

9: Chapter Eight: The Tables are Turned

10: Chapter Nine: Nearly There

11: Chapter Ten: The Toad Returns

12: Chapter Eleven: Conflagration

13: Chapter Twelve: The Morning After the Night Before

14: Chapter Thirteen: Reactions

15: Chapter Fourteen: Bargaining

16: Chapter Fifteen: Fantasy and Reality

17: Chapter Sixteen: Miscommunication

18: Chapter Seventeen: Relationship Counselling

19: Chapter Eighteen: A Little Chat

20: Chapter Nineteen: Payback

21: Chapter Twenty: Ginny's Revenge

22: Chapter Twenty-one: Parenthood

23: Epilogue

Marriage by Numbers

sunny33

832 Reviews   |   832 Ratings, 0 Likes, 183 Favorites )

Humor Romance Epilogue What Epilogue? Potter Place's Variety Challenge 2009 58,076 Words 27 Chapters Complete
Harry Potter Hermione Granger Ronald Weasley Severus Snape Ginevra Weasley Minerva McGonagall Dolores Jane Umbridge Filius Flitwick

Hermione is back at Hogwarts for her seventh year. Voldemort is dead, and life should be good. That is, until the results of her special Arithmancy Project provide some unwelcome realisations for the Potions master.

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Chapters (23)

Chapter 1: Prologue

Chapter 2: Chapter One:Time to Face the Facts

Chapter 3: Chapter Two: A Nudge in the Right Direction

Chapter 4: Chapter Three: A Rock and a Hard Place

Chapter 5: Chapter Four: Homework

Chapter 6: Chapter Five: Confrontation

Chapter 7: Chapter Six: Going Public

Chapter 8: Chapter Seven: Up Close and Personal

Chapter 9: Chapter Eight: The Tables are Turned

Chapter 10: Chapter Nine: Nearly There

Chapter 11: Chapter Ten: The Toad Returns

Chapter 12: Chapter Eleven: Conflagration

Chapter 13: Chapter Twelve: The Morning After the Night Before

Chapter 14: Chapter Thirteen: Reactions

Chapter 15: Chapter Fourteen: Bargaining

Chapter 16: Chapter Fifteen: Fantasy and Reality

Chapter 17: Chapter Sixteen: Miscommunication

Chapter 18: Chapter Seventeen: Relationship Counselling

Chapter 19: Chapter Eighteen: A Little Chat

Chapter 20: Chapter Nineteen: Payback

Chapter 21: Chapter Twenty: Ginny's Revenge

Chapter 22: Chapter Twenty-one: Parenthood

Chapter 23: Epilogue


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sunny33

Member Since 2008  |  129 Stories  |  Favorited by 689  |  8,383 Reviews Written  |  8,235 Review Responses

Hello all,  I am a 53 year old from NZ.  Although SSHG is how I started and still my main pairing, I'll give pretty much any pairing a try, whether it be reading or writing.  Sev and Herms need a bit of variety at times. ;)

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10/10

pearl city princess

Wonderful update, love all the playful banter between everyone.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thank you. :)

9/10

Bettina

Excellent ideas for a banter. I hope Neville could stomach the scene!Interesting arithmancy results? Oh, my, how on earth could THAT have happened??

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Well, when a man and a woman like each other a lot, they... ;)

10/10

Sampdoria

It is such a trill to get an update to this story, to say that I love it will be the understatement of the year! Totally awesome to see this side of Severus, not to mention totally brilliant writing!!!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thank you! :)

0/10

emmeline33

Uh-oh!  Is Hermione enceinte?  Loving the banter and light-heartedness.  “Dammit, woman, you ambushed me!”  Lololol!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Hehe.  Must say I enjoyed writing it as well. :)

10/10

beaweasley2

I totally love Ginny's interaction with Severus. The 'bit's' comparison was hilarious. Hmm - Hermione is preggers! Whoot!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

That reminds me, I'd better figure out how she is going to get him back! :)

10/10

sevibaby

Gee, I just wonder what Hermione's caculations add up to.  Could it be one Severus plus one Hermione equals one baby Snape.  I love how you have managed to loosen Severus up.  I look forward to see what sort of mischief Snape and Ginny get up too.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

*whistles innocently*  Can't tell you too much. :)

10/10

HBAR

I enjoy the playful Severus and Ginny that you have created in this story.  But I wanted to offer to obliviate him myself when Ginny started discussing Harry's junk.  Poor guy can only take so much (although I have to think that he was probably paying close attention, just to see how he compares).I don't suppose it is possible that she is doing the calculation to determine the probability of getting food poisoning from the house elves cooking?  *starts knitting*Wouldn't Voldemort be rolling over in his grave.  Witches have to do difficult math to figure this stuff out.  Muggles have got it right... just mindlessly pee on a stick :)

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

She had to work out whether she needs to pee on a stick, or do a diagnostic charm, or whatever they do in the wizrading world! :)

9/10

MlleGigi

It's not too hard to figure out what Hermione's calculations were...sounds like our favorite Know-It-All and Snarky Git managed to get themselves scheduled to the Stork Watch!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

LOL. I shall neither confirm nor deny... ;)

0/10

Elise_Wanderer

Payback's a (b)itch--but is Hermione preggers???

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

LOL, Elise! :)

10/10

Marty21

LOL Love the payback, Ginny deserved it. Looks like Hermione has a bun in the oven so to speak *Grins*   Look forward to the next chapter

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thanks, Marty! :)

10/10

indigo_rose

Oopsie!  Looks like another spanner is about to be thrown into the works for Severus!  I hope he's ready for a new addition to the household soon, and we don't mean another Kneazle!  When Ginny measured out Harry's...erm...size, I could just imagine Severus plotting out the logistics of Obliviating himself right then and there.  Poor man, but I don't think he's nearly as put-upon as he makes out to be.  He'd be disappointed if he was suddenly bereft of Hermione and Ginny's pokes at his armored persona.Great chapter, as usual!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thank you! :)

10/10

blue artemis

Forgot their birth control, did they?  Hee.  I love the way Ginny and Severus are playing.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

There is always a failure rate... :)

10/10

Jinxie

LOL!  Still love the by-play between Ginny & Severus, now the ante seems to be upped!A few hours later, Hermione regretted her second helping of Featherlight Spongecake as nausea threatened to interfere with her Arithmancy calculations. Several homework-unrelated calculations later, and the answer was clear.“Oh, bloody hell!”...Yeah, how's Severus going to take the news?  ;)  Very much looking forward to finding out!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

I'm not sure how he will take the news.  I haven't written it yet! :)

Response from Jinxie (Reviewer)

I could imagine him something of a shocked peacock.  On one hand proud of his virility, but on the other scared shitless.  A big ooopsie there.  ;)

10/10

snitchette

*wide grin* Does her last words mean what I think it does (nausea + "homework-unrelated calculations" = ...) *even wider grin*

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Not telling! ;)

10/10

makaem

Oops. Looks like someone forgot something important. Hope he's ready . That was delightful.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Oops, indeed. :)

0/10

kimjo2

not the best way to find out but now the real fireworks!  lovely update.  thanks and christmas and holiday smoochies

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

No. He could have told her sooner! :)

0/10

kittyperry

Hello,I couldn't reply to your response on OWL so I'm using this site. I've never thought of being a Brit-picker or done that kind of thing for someone but I'm more than willing to give it a try. Best wishes and happy holidaysTasneem PS my email address is tas.perry@gmail.com

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thanks.  I'll be in touch!  :D

10/10

mia madwyn

I finally found time to read this, and for some reason thought it was already complete. What a cliffhanger! But it's a delightful story, fluffy and sexy and fun, and also unexpectedly sweet and poignant.  I look forward to the rest!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thanks, mia.  There are only a few chapters to go! :)

10/10

Anonymous

that wasnt as horrible as i thought it would be.

Author's Response: No darlings, then? ;)

10/10

pearl city princess

This is the best chapter ever.  I am so glad she knows he loves her, though it would have been better if he had told her first and not Draco.  I'm sure he will get it all straightened out as soon as he catches up to her.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

I can't tell you too much.  Mainly because it's not written yet, although I do know more or less what will happen. ;)

0/10

Bettina

Sooo, what does Severus still have up his sleeve for Hallowe'en? Or... is it up in his pants? May I hope for both?Nice installment here, but couldn't you have finished the  day instead of presenting the nasty cliffie? Nope, you could not... I see it clearly.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Of course not.  The cliffie was just for you! :P

10/10

HBAR

Miscommunication, indeed.  It must be hurtful to her that he can say it so easily to Draco, but not to her.  On the other hand, she must go a little easy on him since he hasn't had a long list of experiences.  I am confident they will work it out. 

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

They'll sort it out, sooner or later. That's all I'm saying. :)

10/10

beaweasley2

Hahaha Hermione was giving Severus all the signals that she didn't want anything--no romance or typical Vlaentines stuff--all day! So no wonder he's not doing anything about Valentines! She's even delcaired her hatred of it. lol  Poor Severus, he must think she doesn't feel the same as she does to go running off like that.  I wonder what she thinks of his 'announcement'? Good chapter btw! really funny at times, sweet the next and Loved seeing Pans get hers.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thanks, bea! :)

0/10

Elise_Wanderer

Yes, he does, you bloody fools!  And I'll bet he had some Valentines Day notion or other in that regard but thinks she's not interested in hearing it.  He's a fool, too, but only because love makes him so!  This is is very sweet.  I love seeing a happy Severus--he deserves it so!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

He was reaching into the drawer when she came in covered with goo... ;)

10/10

sevibaby

Poor Hermione.  At least she know that Severus loves her, she just had to over hear him say it to someone else.  I loved that Severus took care of Parkinson and her cronies for Hermione.  Can't wait for the next update.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Will be there soon. Just have to wrote it, but that won't take long.  I have a plan... :)

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Will be there soon. Just have to write it, but that won't take long.  I have a plan... :)

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