Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.
sunny3396 Reviews | 6.44/10 (96 Ratings, 0 Likes, 53 Favorites )
How did Snape survive Nagini's bite? Here is the REAL story. No THATs were harmed in the writing of this fic.
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Hello all, I am a 53 year old from NZ. Although SSHG is how I started and still my main pairing, I'll give pretty much any pairing a try, whether it be reading or writing. Sev and Herms need a bit of variety at times. ;)
Reviews for Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.
People are Friends, not Food. LOL, this statement made me think of Finding Nemo of all things. This was bloody brilliant.I love the fact that Snape lived and how it was accomplished. And when I understood this was from the snakes POV, it was all the more hilarious. Fantastic job! I cannot believe you did all this without the use of the word that. I can't even write a review without it. tee hee.Stef 
Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)
100 points to your House. Yes, Finding Nemo was the inspiration for "People are Friends, not Food." I loved those sharks! :)
Glad someone finally told the truth about that night! Nagini in love with Snape, makes perfect sense! This was great. Made me laugh. Best way to start my day!
Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)
Hope it was a good one! :)
Too funny! I'd never even considered that Nagini might have had her own views on the situation. Thanks so much for bringing a fresh perspective to things!
Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)
Poor snake. She has feelings too! :)
That was fucking marvelous....and ususally I hate the "snake" thing...
Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)
Nagini thanks you! :)
"out of the life as voldemorts familliar. "this snake must come from the "hood" educated but not mincing her words, I dare say.snape was an animagus too, aha. and making friends with the one who is supposed to kill you was a vital decision.good guy. He did take care at care of magical creatures classes. hehe.I like these two snakes.and her generosity to leave Hermione alone and alife is to noble.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)
Someone had to pay attention in class. Tom was too busy plotting world domination when he was at school! :)
sssnerk sssimply sssensssational!
Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)
No sibiliants please, irish. You know Nagini doesn't like them! Thanks for the review! :)
Brilliant! Even better than I imagined it.Oh, I think I need a truffle and a lie down. :)
Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)
Thanks to you, dear! :)
That was very entertaining. Thanks for your work!
Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)
Thanks for the review. :)
LOVED it!
Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)
Thanks! :)
HAHAHAHHA!! I had to read this twice: the first time, I was laughing so hard I couldn't focus through the tears of mirth, the second so I could get the affect again. I'm definitely adding this one to my favorites list. OMG......brilliant, truly brilliant!
Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)
Thanks for the review and the favorite! :)
Bloody brilliant! Funniest thing I've read in ages! *wipes tears*
Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)
*passes tissue* don't drip on the keyboard! :)
Tee hee! That was great!
I loved the snake-things--the vegetarianism and the snake classes. The way she loathed Voldy was great, too. Her personality seemed spot-on for a snake.
My husband thinks I'm crazy now, because I can't keep the smirk off my face.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)
Snake humour... who knew? :)
That was hysterical. I really enjoyed it.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)
Thanks, blue!:)
this is is brilliantly original and hysterically funny. (i'm glad i hadn't read it when i wrote mine, or i really would not have bothered.) this has to be the most original solution ever. :D
Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)
PJ helped me come up with it. :)
Response from kittylefish (Reviewer)
well, i suppose it's some consolation that it took two brilliant minds to create it. :)
I mean, eating people, for fuck’s sake! I am a vegetarian!LOLYes, eating people would leave quite an awful taste in the mouth ;)Thanks for the laughs!!!!!
Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)
The robes would get stuck between your teeth... :)
Clever, original and hilarious! Love Nagini's personality -- or would that be snakeyality?
Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)
Snakeyality. I like it! :)
Ok, this is slithering hilarious! Expletives indeed. Ha! Great take on Nagini!
Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)
The lady thanks you. :)
Hilarious! Thank you.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)
Thanks for the review,
Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)
! :)
OMG! I think I love you. I'm LOLing like a freak. Nagini - she's such a sassy snake. :D
Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)
Should have put a food and drink warning at the start... :)
This is brilliant; haven't laughed like that in a while! :)
Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)
*pets shinies* Thanks, dear! :)
This was great. A unique way of looking at things. Poor Nagini, well at least her story got told.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)
Thank you! :)