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Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.

sunny33

96 Reviews | 6.44/10 (96 Ratings, 0 Likes, 53 Favorites )

Humor Epilogue What Epilogue? Free of THAT Challenge 1,618 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Nagini Severus Snape Tom Riddle (Voldemort)

How did Snape survive Nagini's bite? Here is the REAL story. No THATs were harmed in the writing of this fic.

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Hello all, I am a 53 year old from NZ. Although SSHG is how I started and still my main pairing, I'll give pretty much any pairing a try, whether it be reading or writing. Sev and Herms need a bit of variety at times. ;)

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10/10

potterbrat

Oh, I am freaking dying here!! That was so damn funny and so damn clever. I have read Crookshanks POV and Hedgwig's POV, but I have never read Nagini's version!! I AM SO NOT WORTHY!! ~*

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Wow! Thanks,

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

! Nagini was happy to be interviewed! :)

0/10

CharmedForce

LOL! Fabulous! I love the take on what really happened.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Thanks, CF! :)

9/10

snapesslavegirl

This was such a funny story. Loved it.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Thanks! :)

10/10

debjunk

Lol, that was great. Asphole! I'm still chuckling over that! I almost wanted Snapey to stay in snake form, but then he would miss out on the bushy-haired female.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Asphole is my new fave word! :)

10/10

LovesRickman

OMG....this was WONDERFUL!!!!! Just the thing to perk up a cold morning!!! Great job!!!

Missy aka

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Thanks! :)

10/10

MoreThanSirius

Such a clever girl! Brightest snake of her age, no doubt. I think Neville should be recruited to set up a lovely veggie garden just for her. It's the least he could do after cutting off her head! alliteration without excess sibilants. Bwahahaha! To a snake, Voldemort probably sounds like Pepe LePew sounds to a Frenchman. What an asphole Voldie was!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Good suggestion! And, Pepe. ROFL. :)

10/10

snitchette

"People are Friends, not Food." This sounds very amiliar, like I've heard it before, in a Disney movie perhaps... *grin*
I like very much the tale of Nagini, and Serpents' school. And last paragraph is absolutely priceless *thumbs up*

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Finding Nemo. Shamelessly stolen! :)

10/10

livvy6

People are friends not food! LOL Finding Nemo? Quite the clever fic. Loved it!Livvy

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Yes, Finding Nemo! Thanks, Livvy! :)

10/10

SeleneDianara

Absolutely brillant an excellent read!!!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Thanks, Selene! :)

10/10

chivalric

Hilarious! What a great take on the events in the Shrieking Shack - very well done!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Thanks! :)

10/10

kyriaofdelphi

Oh my dear. Absolutely hilarious. Loved it. Especially your new terms such as asphole. And calling Voldy Loony tunes. Thank you for THE most fun story I have read in ages.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Asphole is my new favourite word! :)

10/10

pookah

Brilliantly funny and original! I am so impressed by this clever idea and your wonderful execution of it. Thank you for shairing this gem with us. five stars

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Ooh thanks! :)

Response from pookah (Reviewer)

Groundhog's Day, 2010Absolutely fantastic! so clever and funny. Thank you again for this jewel of a tale! I know I reviewed this before, but I went back to read it after seeing the illustration on TPP home page, and it was exactly what I needed today.

9/10

Mooncat

Oh, that was TOO funny! Thankfully, the expletives don't bother me, so I was able to just sit back and enjoy. Thank you for posting this; I really enjoyed it. Cat

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Thanks for the review, Cat! :)

10/10

SeverusLovesUs

That was brilliant and one hundred percent entertaining. Fucking awesome! =)

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Pleased you Liked it! :)

0/10

banshee_of_scotland

So wrong, and yet, quite right. I loved the idea of Nagini pulling a Finding Nemo type of outlook on people's status as friends, not food. Why shouldn't Snape be a cross-species sex symbol??

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Why not, indeed? :)

10/10

oscarxena

I was laughing so hard while reading I thought I would be adding a contribution to Nagini's for Voldy's potion. Absolutely wonderful answer to the prompt....you know, THAT.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

ROFL. Ermm. Voldie is dead, try and keep it in, dear! :)

10/10

HannahSmith

That was ssssso funny! I read it twice and am still laughing. Probably need to read it again tomorrow. Asphole in a fake snake suit, no less. No Tale for a Tadpole!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

I rather like the term "asphole," I think I may use it again. :)

10/10

MomoDesu

This is just awesome! I love the voice that the story is told in, and the thing about the decorative rattle at the end. It definitely brought a smile to my face.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

All credit to Pajamapants for the rattle. That was her idea. Thanks for the review. :)

0/10

kimjo2

what a hoot!! or should i say what a hisssss! great stuff. talk about a 3rd "person" thanks so much

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

LOL. Thanks for the review, kimjo! :)

0/10

lyn_f

How cool was this? A story from the snake's POV! I enjoyed this one!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

I thought it was time Nagini was allowed to present her point of view! :)

0/10

star_girl

Tee hee! Ok Snagini is a pairing even I hadn't thought of yet!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Unfortunately, she will have to hold out for a real snake. Perhaps Snape can fix her up with a blind date?

10/10

MajesticJester

That made me lol in my office.

Correction: that made me roffle in my office, and now the lobby full of people are asking amongst themselves if they should call the authorities. This only adds to my hilariy. I may just end up in a fancy white jacket, after this.

Great, great job. Love love love it! It is a sure-fire favorite!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Hmm. Should I put a warning on it? "Do not read in front of people you want to take you seriously." :)

0/10

signofthetimes

Loved it!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Thanks.:)

0/10

inthedesk

Absolutely fabulous. That is the funniest and most original thing I've read in ages. You have real talent. Please keep writing.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Thanks! :)

10/10

sexy_snake

Oh this is great. Asphole. . .to funny. Lol I can almost picture something like this going through via head of one of my snakes.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Hence the expression, "She was in a snakey mood all day!"

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