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Free of THAT Challenge Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.
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Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.

sunny33

96 Reviews   |   96 Ratings, 0 Likes, 53 Favorites )

Humor Epilogue What Epilogue? Free of THAT Challenge 1,618 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Nagini Severus Snape Tom Riddle (Voldemort)

How did Snape survive Nagini's bite? Here is the REAL story. No THATs were harmed in the writing of this fic.

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sunny33

Member Since 2008  |  129 Stories  |  Favorited by 689  |  8,383 Reviews Written  |  8,235 Review Responses

Hello all,  I am a 53 year old from NZ.  Although SSHG is how I started and still my main pairing, I'll give pretty much any pairing a try, whether it be reading or writing.  Sev and Herms need a bit of variety at times. ;)

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Reviews for Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.

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10/10

isalie

Holy fukkin cow! I swear. I love it.That's spectacular!Just when you think you heard of all the weird possibilities of pairings someone comes up with something even more ludicrous.The iron overload could have been mentioned a little earlier for my taste. A slipped-in insertion in the beginning or something.But, oh my, that made my day. It even would have without the mentioning of the bushy one. But that was definitly another plus.I must say I never read anything from Nagini's point of view. But even if there is more out there, you set the bar high.Nagini just made her way up in the list of my favourite HP-characters. That lovely friendship/adolescent crush-couple deserves its own drawing.Let's see what I can do.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Oooo.  *excited dance*  :D

10/10

KarenDetroit

That was screamingly funny! I'm thinking someone should send it to Rowling. It would serve her right.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Hehe. You are evil! :)

Response from KarenDetroit (Reviewer)

I'm not usually evil, but I was royally ticked off by the way she ended the series.

10/10

makaem

Oh, poor snake.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Having to eat yucky Death Eaters.  ewww! :)

10/10

luna_lovegood

That's freaking awesome. period.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

LOL.  Thanks! :)

10/10

manictraveller

Fucking, well you use it, why shouldn't I, hilarious.Vegetarian snakes, Snapey, asphole.The whole thing had me giggling from start to finish.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Cool :)

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Cool :)

0/10

KarenDetroit

This is a SCREAM! You clever, clever thing, you.I do so like a happy ending. Why should the poor snake take it in the neck, after all? Thanks for the pleasurable read.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Thanks! :D

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Thanks! :D

0/10

PiperKirby

Sssssss'marvolo-ssss.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Thankssscisss you. ;)

0/10

elsolel

Wonderful!!Nagini's point of view would never have occured to me.  And I like that you made her non-evil, just ill-used.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Poor snake. She never catches an even break! :)

10/10

Dreamy_Dragon

This is brilliant! Thank you for brightening up my day.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Thanks, Dreamy! :)

0/10

PiperKirby

This was too much fun.  I'm glad she didn't eat Hermione... and her comments on snake 'milk'... and Voldermort's obvious lack of attention in care of Magical Creatures... So many great elements worked into the story.   And I love the use of 'asphole'Narcissa's Knickers

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Thanks, Auntie Cis!  :)

10/10

tinytexans

BRILLIANT!!!!! Absolutely BRILLIANT!!!!!!!  I enjoyed this SO much, Sunny!!!!! ROFL!!!!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Thanks, tex! :)

10/10

HogwartsClassof91

Abso-fucking-lutely brilliant!!That was too clever, Puffbuddy - I'm very impressed.  My favorite bits were her impressions of Voldemort.  Such righteous indignation!  LOL:-)  Well done, you!!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Thanks, darlin'! :)

10/10

Minstrel Elizabeth

Brilliant!!!!!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Thank you! :)

10/10

beaweasley2

This is so cool. I loved the whole vegetarian snake! it had me rolling! And the Masterate in Venomosity with a course in Regeneration 401 was brilliant! Such a cool way to deplict Nagini!  And I liked her impresions of Severus. Very well done.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Thanks, bea! :)

0/10

justjen

That was great!! I loved it

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Thanks! :)

0/10

Rose of the West

Very funny.  It goes really well with the picture, too.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Thanks, Rose! :)

10/10

Mazzy

Bravo! Excellent!!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Thanks, Mazz! :)

0/10

devsgma

Oh, my.  I loved this.  The unexpected view point is just plain wonderful!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Poor Nagini doesn't get much press! Thanks for the review. :)

10/10

pickles

I like Nagini's point of view.great one shot.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Thanks,

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

! :)

10/10

apisa_b

LOLThat was absolutely brilliant!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Thanks! :)

10/10

Anonymous

f-ing brilliant, mate.

Author's Response: Thanks, buddy! :)

10/10

silverdoe

Brilliant. I love this. Vegetarian Snake, Asphole (just effing hilarious), Snapey.Was there bad language? Hmm, I must be immune to it.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

No, it was squeaky clean... honest! :)

10/10

peppermint

Very creative use of cussing. I love that it was from Nagini's viewpoint, and her adoration of "Snapey". 

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Creative cussing is fun! :)

10/10

luvsev

This story was a spectacular read, and really made me laugh. Thanks so much for sharing it!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Hope it improved your day! :)

Response from luvsev (Reviewer)

It really did. It was the only bright spot in my day, and I happily attribute my current mood of content to your wonderful story.

10/10

braye27

...there were some right aspholes around in those days...You crack me up!  This is one of the most original tales of the Shrieking Shack Incident I've read!Well done, sunny.  Thanks!  Beth

Response from sunny33 (Author of Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack.)

Thanks. Beth! :)

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