Neville Longbottom

Let Someone ELSE Tell You About the Birds and the Bees

by dracontia

Do you mean to say that there might be issues with sex at a coeducational boarding school? (Gasp!) And someone might, just might, be upset enough to demand that the school start teaching where little wizards and witches come from? In response to the Sex Ed Challenge at Potter Place, the wildest parody I can devise that does not involve a Jarvey. AU--oh, so goofily AU!

44,756 Words,  Started 07/17/2006,  Completed 08/17/2006

The Warriors' Plague

by WickedlyWanton

**HBP Spoilers**--Severus Snape and Draco Malfoy are on the run, Hogwarts is no more, and the Order of the Phoenix is in chaos. Things are looking pretty bleak for the side of light. How are they to save the Wizarding World, and where will everyone fit in? HG/SS, RL/OC, with a little bit of every one else. No smut yet, although that could change.

14,797 Words,  Started 08/02/2005,  Updated 08/09/2006

The Resolution

by mmmcoffee

Harry and his crew?s seventh year at Hogwarts. Watch as they cope with new romances, the absence of a loved one, surprising secrets, and, of course, Voldemort. Written before Half-Blood Prince was released.

5,007 Words,  Started 08/08/2006,  Updated 08/16/2006

What about the Birds and the Bees?

by DawnEB

The staff of Hogwarts are introduced to some changes in both the curriculum and school administration.

10,088 Words,  Started 08/19/2006,  Updated 08/26/2006

Phantom of Hogwarts

by Good_Witch

*NOW COMPLETE* How in the world does Hogwarts come to be doing a performance of The Phantom of the Opera? And just why is Snape so pissed about it?

668,038 Words,  Started 04/12/2005,  Completed 05/30/2025

The Livre Noir of Sex Ed

by Michele Caldwell

The Board of Governors has mandated a Sex Ed course. Will Hermione?s extra research bring her more trouble than she bargained for?

2,220 Words,  Started 08/29/2006,  Updated 08/29/2006

Misunderstandings

by jmlane57

Pansy and Draco quarrel, as do Harry and Ginny, both about essentially the same thing, the guys neglecting their girls for their "obsession" with the Dark Arts and Voldemort respectively. Pansy decides to seduce Harry in order to get revenge on Draco for neglecting her. It works--too well--and it takes Hermione and Ron to get the aforementioned romances back on track...with Neville's help.

3,411 Words,  Started 09/07/2006,  Completed 09/07/2006

Advice (a Series of Parodies)

by Cat Feral

Each of J.K. Rowling's beloved characters puts his or her own spin on the famous "Wear sunscreen" column. We begin with Harry.

13,972 Words,  Started 01/07/2006,  Updated 11/02/2006

The End

by Smo

Eight survivors stand against the backdrop of tragedy. Sad songfic to "One" by Simpleplan.

1,908 Words,  Started 10/29/2006,  Completed 10/29/2006

Fulfilling the Prophecy

by Secretiveseeker

It is Alexis Potter's first year at Hogwarts. Follow her as she grows from a little girl to a young woman.

1,592 Words,  Started 11/16/2006,  Updated 11/23/2006

The Fairy God-Jarvey's Apprentice

by dracontia

Third installment in the 'Fairy God-Jarvey Chronicles.' (For the record, I, too, cringe at the pretentiousness of calling them that.) As a Master Fairy God-Jarvey, Regina Fletcher gets an apprentice. However, it's going to take more than two Fairy God-Thingies to rescue Severus' and Hermione's wedding. So, if said thingies needed reinforcements... whom would they deputize?

76,808 Words,  Started 11/15/2006,  Completed 03/08/2007

Fair Exchanges

by Fawkes_07

Hermione wants to learn Occlumency, but Severus Snape is not known for his generous nature. Both may learn more than they bargained for before the tale ends.

This is canon-compliant with books 5 and 6 and provides a behind-the-scenes story that JKR never even guessed...

75,033 Words,  Started 11/26/2006,  Updated 05/30/2025

Flipping a Coin

by Aurora

The compelling poem about hearing the words from a Seer. A man cloaked with baseness listened and was force to act to savage his own soul.

398 Words,  Started 01/03/2007,  Completed 01/03/2007

Severus Snape and the Flobberworm

by sylvanawood

When Voldemort tries to take over Hogwarts, he encounters an unexpected antagonist.

1,607 Words,  Started 01/05/2007,  Completed 01/05/2007

Ginny Weasley and the Yule Ball

by beaweasley2

This is Ginny's Christmas during her third year at Hogwarts and her experiences of the Yule Ball.

For all of us who have read the Goblet of Fire, we remember the Yule Ball and the days leading up to it from Harry's point of view. However, for Ginny Weasley there were ups and downs, brotherly interventions, discoveries, and of course all the preparations, excitement and anticipation of the big event as seen through her eyes.

27,653 Words,  Started 01/11/2007,  Completed 08/30/2007

Bellatrix Like Belladonna

by Nimue of the Lake

100 word challenge
Neville Longbottom and Bellatrix LeStrange meet one last time before she is led to the mysterious arch that claimed the life of Sirius Black.

102 Words,  Started 02/04/2007,  Completed 02/04/2007

Some Have to Live With the Scars

by JackieJLH

War can scar both mind and body, forever changing who we are.

1,541 Words,  Started 02/10/2007,  Completed 02/10/2007

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo

by Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party

Harry and company won, and Voldemort is no more. It went so well that almost no one is so much as scratched. What are our heroes going to do next? Why, party until they need medical attention, of course! (The following account thereof is what happens when several alleged adults start discussing the salacious potential of the HP-verse in a chat room--hence our group penname.)

62,809 Words,  Started 03/08/2007,  Completed 09/10/2007

April Fool

by CyanaWhite

Ron decides to play a prank on Hermione in honor of April Fool's Day. Unfortunately for him, things don't go quite as planned – and, yes, Snape is involved. One-shot. HG/SS Pairing. *Complete*

6,096 Words,  Started 03/24/2007,  Completed 03/24/2007

Euphorbia milii-dualis: tickled-pink thorny spurge

by beaweasley2

Ginny wanted to give her brothers, Fred and George, a unique and interesting birthday gift. However, things didn't go quite as she planned.

4,565 Words,  Started 03/26/2007,  Completed 03/26/2007

Fallen

by unwoundfantasy

Hermione Granger finds herself in need of saving, and there's only one person who could possibly help her now. With murder on her hands, who else could she turn to but the recently acquitted Severus Snape?

10,955 Words,  Started 04/03/2007,  Updated 05/10/2007

Harry Potter and the Heirs of Slytherin

by Fawkes_07

This is a full-length Book Seven fic. Cliffhangers and unexpected twists abound, but don't look for beloved characters to die tragically before your very eyes--Fawkes_07 is all about redemption. Written for young readers but hopefully fun for all.

I'm printing out a version for my kids in book format--I even found all the right fonts and everything. Hence the "artwork" in the chapter headings. What can I say, I'm more of a ceramics person than a drawing person.

Can I note with pride that "Heirs of Slytherin" was just chosen as a Featured Story on MNFF? *glows*

336,179 Words,  Started 04/01/2007,  Completed 05/19/2008

An Unusual Birthday Sing-Along

by beaweasley2

Here is what you might expect if Fred and George begin to lead your birthday song… Harry was quite surprised by the unusual tune that was sung at his birthday. Needless to say, Mrs. Weasley wasn’t at all amused.

1,394 Words,  Started 04/14/2007,  Completed 04/14/2007

Rock & Roll Dreams

by DiagonAlleyGirls

A rock star meets a witch and their connection sets the entire wizarding world on its ear…and puts them and their friends in potential danger.

10,215 Words,  Started 04/14/2007,  Updated 04/29/2007

Harry Who?

by Eileen_Prince

Harry Potter is an average boy with average problems. If you can call being the most talked about person in the wizarding world average. He has always been famous, and previously would not have been able to imagine his life any other way. However, reality has caught up with him, and his fame has been stripped away by a very unlikely character: Neville Longbottom.

In this tale, Neville experiences love, adventure, and fulfillment of destiny, but to save Harry, he may have to sacrifice it all.

1,046 Words,  Started 04/18/2007,  Updated 04/18/2007

The Life of Harry Potter

by Merlina Thalia

This is a poem about the events in the HP books/movies. This is the first installment, there will eventually be one for each book.

814 Words,  Started 05/01/2007,  Updated 05/01/2007

Confessions of an Abused Hero

by YaoiMaster

Harry is knocked into a coma and his diary is published. What dark secrets will be revealed? Evil!Dumbledore, Good!Slytherins

4,952 Words,  Started 05/08/2007,  Updated 05/30/2007

The Endlessness That You Fear

by JackieJLH

Even though Snape is a traitor, Hermione hopes he finds her. She's barely survived this long, and he may be her only chance.

21,267 Words,  Started 05/08/2007,  Updated 11/24/2009

Turning the Corner

by Grace has Victory

Michael Corner rides an emotional roller-coaster in the fortnight leading up to the Yule Ball where, to his own very great surprise, he is smitten by a beautiful redhead.

38,532 Words,  Started 03/07/2007,  Completed 06/03/2007

And Then Rose the Phoenix

by karelia

Hermione Granger returns to the wizarding world eight years after she left.

5,953 Words,  Started 05/22/2007,  Completed 05/22/2007