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The Sex Ed Challenge What about the Birds and the Bees?
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What about the Birds and the Bees?

1: Staff Meeting

2: New Beginnings, Old Wounds, Friends Old and New

3: Hands-on Sex Ed?

What about the Birds and the Bees?

DawnEB

11 Reviews   |   11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 17 Favorites )

Humor General Slash The Sex Ed Challenge 10,088 Words 3 Chapters WIP
Draco Malfoy Filius Flitwick Ginevra Weasley Harry Potter Hermione Granger Irma Pince Minerva McGonagall Neville Longbottom Peeves Pomona Sprout Poppy Pomfrey Ronald Weasley Rubeus Hagrid Severus Snape Sibyll Trelawney Blaise Zabini Crookshanks Dean Thomas Justin Finch-Fletchley Professor Sinistra Seamus Finnegan Original Character

The staff of Hogwarts are introduced to some changes in both the curriculum and school administration.

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Chapters (3)

Chapter 1: Staff Meeting

Chapter 2: New Beginnings, Old Wounds, Friends Old and New

Chapter 3: Hands-on Sex Ed?


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DawnEB

Member Since 2005  |  22 Stories  |  Favorited by 31  |  236 Reviews Written  |  276 Review Responses

55 year old UK female with nothing better to do with her time than read fanfic (and occassionally d(r)abble a little herself). Married with 3 kids (two girls and a boy, 22, 18 & 14 years). Been with husband Brian for *gulp* 30 years; we met digging up bodies in the same cemetery - seriously :}


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Reviews for What about the Birds and the Bees?

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10/10

MakalaniAstral

this is really good!  Are you still working on it?  I'd love to read more.

10/10

AMRA

I am really enjoying this story and feel that there is so much potential that I can't wait to see what happens next.You've made Hermione and Severus very believable! Great work!Thanks!

Response from DawnEB (Author of What about the Birds and the Bees?)

I'm glad you like it so far. I promise more is on the way. A later chapter is written, Beta'd and waiting impatiently or me to decide whether to turn the preceding two chapters into three. *sound of frantic typing in the background*

0/10

queenp

can't wait for more...soon, please!

Response from DawnEB (Author of What about the Birds and the Bees?)

I'd keep my fingers crossed to have it done by the end of the week, but then I wouldn't be able to type

Response from queenp (Reviewer)

I'll cross my fingers for you...it'll give my students something to think about.    Now, you need to get typing... so it can get posted.  I really like your approach to the whole thing..and they way that HG and SS are getting together in this one...at least they had better after all the build up you are giving them.

MORE!! 

10/10

severina

LOL! there were too many funny things here for me to name. i love how all the students from hermione's year get along now, regardless of house.

Response from DawnEB (Author of What about the Birds and the Bees?)

I'm glad you like it  :) I'm hoping to get humour and plot development in the next chapter, but don't hold your breath

10/10

notsosaintly

I love the "rumor mill" bits, how the staff will think one thing while the classmates will be thinking another.

And that very first scene with Ron ... I love it!  You had me going there, and I couldn't believe how well that dialogue fit with either scenario.  Absolutely brilliant! 

Response from DawnEB (Author of What about the Birds and the Bees?)

Thank you.  The rumours will be important to the plot - wait and see. 

I had fun with that first scene.  It started off quite small, but the more I fiddled with it, the bigger it grew

10/10

severina

LOL! Draco! His 'friendliness' was so funny. And I love the chemistry between Snape and Hermione--very well written.

Response from DawnEB (Author of What about the Birds and the Bees?)

Thank you :)  I wasn't planning on this chapter at all, it's about twice as long as I expected and a lot more serious. There will be more between Snape and Hermione later, but not in the way you might expect.  

  A little more about who was on the stairs and the first Sex Ed lessons in the next chapter.

9/10

loony_old_fan

So far I like it.  Keep up the good work.

Response from DawnEB (Author of What about the Birds and the Bees?)

I hope to.  Thanks for thw review :)

9/10

septentrion

prolmising

Response from DawnEB (Author of What about the Birds and the Bees?)

Thank you, I'll try to fulfill that promise.

10/10

vampireXXfreak

really liked it soo far is there any more?

Response from DawnEB (Author of What about the Birds and the Bees?)

Umm... *looks shifty*  there might be Seriously, this is on hiatus for the moment.  However, I haven't abandoned it, there are two chapters written that belong a little further into the story (both of which feature *ahem* mature content ).Perhaps once I've finished my submission for the SSHG Exchange I'll get a chance to take a serious look at the missing bridging chapter.Thanks for the review

9/10

Aldara

Mmmh, update please. ^_^

Response from DawnEB (Author of What about the Birds and the Bees?)

More in the pipeline, but delayed by ill health.  The writing over the passed few days has been like 'So how does this sound?  'Snape thrust forward into --' wow, look at all the coloured blobs whirling around!'

10/10

Ems Adara

I can't wait for more!! I really like this one!!

Response from DawnEB (Author of What about the Birds and the Bees?)

There is more written, but sadly not ready for posting.  this is one of several stories that are on hiatus (but not abandoned).  I'm always glad to see someone likes my stuff.  Thank you.

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