Oh, that was absolutly wonderful! I, quite literally, laughed until I cried. Thank you for a great story!Jade

LOL! That was hilarious. I'll admit the vague possibility of Slughorn/Regulus was quite frightening and when I saw which prompt it was I almost didn't dare read on. O.oI love that he did it on purpose though (And I hope Hortensia gave him a black eye)

I loved the line about the buttons, 'screaming for mercy.' Great job!

what a hoot!  i tend to discount ol' sluggy as a boob but he was sorted into slytherin after all!  thanks so much