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Anastazia Silverwind
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Tickled Pink
Member Since 2007 | 1 Story | Favorited by 0 | 2 Reviews Written | 0 Review Responses
I will begin by saying that I am utterly addicted to sun-dried tomatoes. You know, the ones you get in jars? Yes, those ones. I eat them with a fork straight out of the jar, the same way I would drink milk from the carton. If I liked milk, that is. Which I don't.
I do the same with olives.
Odd, you ask? Then again, maybe you don't ask, maybe you are already charging the stun-guns and have made my bed up in the mental institute, complete with screw-down chairs and any variety of sedatives.
But we're digressing ... I say 'we,' but really I mean 'I,' as you are the silent listener, just as you might be (and I, for that matter) in one of Browning's poems. I shan't have liked to have been married to the Duke, though I suppose if I were Lord Voldie I would as then I would forever be immortalized. But I would be dead, which I suppose is a downside ...
You may very well think me mad. But if you knew me (which I am guessing you don't, as many of you are either from the tea-drinking land of Great Britain, where I am from, or from the latte-drinking land of America, where I have lived, and I am now in the beer-drinking-wherever-possible-whenever-possible-land of Bonnie Australia) you would believe this to be quite normal. Sadly, I am not normal, and neither are those who know me, for even ten minutes in my presence can turn the most normal person into someone completely and utterly non-normal. Indeed, you may well already feel the tendencies of insanity and lunacy coming on. If this is the case, please feel free to see our house-expert in this area, Dr Luna Lovegood (Please take a number and wait in our waiting room, where there are enough copies of Crochet Monthly to turn anyone mad ...
I am currently wearing a crotched hat, jumper, trousers, stilettos and even underwear. As you can see, I have spent many a day in that waiting room, that can only be described as a cross between a retirement village and the audience of The Jerry Springer Show ...
Springer Show has a certain sibilance to it, much like my most beloved character, Severus Snape. He is by far the most interesting character, and I am a proud sailor of the Hermione/Severus ship, and why I have not yet written a fanfic surrounding this is beyond me, but then again I am wearing crotched knickers ...
That is a rather scary image, and I do apologize for that. Another scary image is that of Raegan in The Exorcist Director's Cut going down the stairs backwards like a crab when everyone is fooled into thinking that it is the bed being moved by the possessed Raegan again that is making all of the thumping noises ...
Yes, my name is Tickled Pink and I am a horror movie addict. This is my first meeting at HMAA (Horror Movie Addicts Anonymous) and I look forward to meeting with you all in the future, unless of course I am possessed by the devil, wake up in a room with my leg chained to a bathtub, start seeing dead people, sign up as the caretaker of a hotel abandoned for the winter, invoke the help of Hannibal Lector to help me catch another deranged yet brilliant murderer, or watch a movie ending with a lovely telephone call from Samara informing me of my regretful yet imminent death in seven days, unless I email her chain mail to everyone in my contact list within that time, in which case I will have good luck for the next seven days. If any of the above do occur, I am very sorry, but my absence just could not be helped.
To ensure all of my lovely fans that I am not just some weird horror movie freak, I also love huskies, snowboarding, lazy days spent in bed with a book and tea while it is raining outside, hedgohogs, compliments from strangers, writing, the movie Wimbledon, houses that are hundreds of years old with a history, my new red shoes, the first snow of the season, English, Irish and Scottish accents, sunflowers, British comedy from the eighties and nineties, Jack Johnson, willow trees, Harry Potter, my biology class (hilarious people), that moment when you don't care whose watching, let yourself go, and dance, people who plant Oak trees for the next generation, the author John Marsden, my pet snake named Monty (well, I thought I was being original when I was ten), Johnny Depp, Grey's Anatomy, my dog's reaction when I am the first one home, the colour red, and, of course, Crochet Monthly, but then again, I am quite mad ...
I belong in Alice In Wonderland.
At the Mad Hatter's tea party of course. I am, after all, British.
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Round Robin
Member Since 2010 | 1 Story | Favorited by 0 | 0 Reviews Written | 19 Review Responses
Round Robin stories by The Saturday Night Drabblers.
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Lillith Maria
Member Since 2005 | 9 Stories | Favorited by 0 | 6 Reviews Written | 9 Review Responses
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emerald_sparrow
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Full-time student with mad love for a certain Potions Professor and insufferable know-it-all.
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dragonwings
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jylmac
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21 female IL
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cocoidie18
Member Since 2009 | 2 Stories | Favorited by 0 | 1 Review Written | 3 Review Responses
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ElissaSlytherin
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Meiri
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Terra of Slytherin
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GivenxToxFly
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icabarburus
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Deverted
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msbossypants
Member Since 2011 | 1 Story | Favorited by 0 | 0 Reviews Written | 8 Review Responses
I am a college student with a love for writing.
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SweetIntoxication17
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I am a junior in college and I absolutely love the world of fan fiction. My favorite pairing is Severus/Hermione, which causes my fiancée to believe I am completely mad.I have also started to grow on the Ron/Pansy fics, so if anyone knows of a good one, with maybe a hint of Severus/Hermione in it,
toss me an email.
Yours Truly,
Erica
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Seph7
Member Since 2006 | 1 Story | Favorited by 0 | 14 Reviews Written | 8 Review Responses
Fan fic nut with stories under seph7 on fanfiction.net
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graou
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Unholy_Spectacle
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madpip
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twilightpapillon
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x_dobby
Member Since 2007 | 7 Stories | Favorited by 0 | 41 Reviews Written | 36 Review Responses
hi.
check out my livejournal for stuff on me. anyway, i recently finished my first novel, and i'm not sure if i can put it up online and then get it published later in my life. so i'm working on that. but if i can, i'll def. be posting it! :]
UPDATE: just found out that i can't post my novel online. sorry, guys!! but i'd rather get it published into a real book than put it up online. i'm going to try to get it published soon. :]
*CURRENTLY WORKING ON*
Sweet Memories ;; 6 1/2 chapters finished ;; no chapters in queue ;; 7 chapters total ;; An action story with a side of romance featuring Harry Potter and Ginevra Weasley
Secrets of Shell Cottage ;; 2 chapters finished ;; none submitted ;; 3-5 chapters total (haven't decided yet) ;; Luna and Dean were at Shell Cottage with Harry, Ron and Hermione... this is what they did those fateful weeks
'I Live for You' ;; 3 1/4 chapters finished ;; none submitted ;; 5 or 6 chapters total (haven't decided) ;; A fateful night with Draco Malfoy turns Ron against Hermione, so she and Ginny concoct a dastardly plan for winning him back--slight humor, mostly romance/drama
*wipes brow and collapses on couch* phew... I need to get to work. ;]
xxOlivia
[[x-dobby]]
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bwildered
Member Since 2008 | 1 Story | Favorited by 0 | 0 Reviews Written | 12 Review Responses
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litfreak81
Member Since 2007 | 1 Story | Favorited by 0 | 11 Reviews Written | 5 Review Responses
I'm a relatively new writer for fanfics, so please, let us develop that virtuous thing called patience.