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Potions Under Duress Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant
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Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant

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4: Chapter 4

5: Chapter 5

6: Chapter 6

Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant

Southern_Witch_69

151 Reviews   |   151 Ratings, 0 Likes, 62 Favorites )

Humor Romance Parody Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 18,963 Words 6 Chapters Complete
Albus Dumbledore Harry Potter Hermione Granger Severus Snape

When Snape needs help with a potion, who does he turn to? Why, Hermione the amazing Potions assistant, of course.

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Chapters (6)

Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Chapter 6: Chapter 6


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I adore the world of HP.



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Reviews for Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant

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DuchessJules

Dude that was the awesomest bestest story I've ever read, like omg :)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)

snerk.. hahaha

0/10

Cosette

Oh my gosh, I hope my fanfic doesn't sound like this! :P

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)

NOt at all! :)

10/10

chivalric

Up to now, this doesn't feel like parody. It's simply lovely, and I'm eager to read the next chapter.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)

LOL thanks! :)

10/10

reets67

Awww! Thanks for that. I think that Snape's 'blaming her' for his feelings (re. her breasts)as she is making him comfortable is a nice twist, and quite believable for him.I will be on the lookout for the next installment.Cheers.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)

Cool! Thanks

10/10

Sampdoria

Nothing he couldn't handle? Oh yes, I hope he will handle Hermione really well, with both hands at the same time, and not quite in the way he is thinking of just now:-))He is quite correct about the need for changing the password though.Update again soon!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)

Bwahahaha... thanks!

9/10

CharmedForce

Ahahaha! I love your exclamation points! I can tell how much you just love your plot! It's such a great start!Meh... I'm annoying myself with those now. But yeah, I love your parodies, particularly because they have such a fun concept that if you were to take out the "cheese" factor, you would still have a really entertaining story.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)

Thank you! :)

10/10

Mazzy

Well, still being relatively new to things, I don't really see the 'parody' but... I like it :) And honeslty, I'm kinda glad that I'm still at the stage of reading plots and such for the first time. It just gives me more to choose from then those who came before me who HAD to read the same types of plots, etc. over and over again (although because of this I'm sure my own story is absolutely filled with overdone plots LOL). Got a few chuckles from this and I look forward to reading more. Thanks for the entertainment :)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)

Well, I think you are mistaking my usage of the word parody here. There won't be lots out outright laughs in the story. I'm doing a parody as in satirical imitation. I'm using cheesy wordings, exaggerated reactions, overused / wornout / silly plot, and the people who will snicker at this are those who've been around a while and read them all or who cringe at choppy sentences and things such as exclamation point abuse. Hope you have fun anyway. I'm sure you'll see it as you go along.

Response from Mazzy (Reviewer)

The one thing I did noticed was the exclamation use. Something my beta points out to me often. LOL

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)

Yeah! hahahahaNext chapter, I'm gonna remember to have a few with question marks tossed inside.What??!!!?!Like that. Hahaha

0/10

OpalJade

This is hilarious! I smirked the whole way through!(but now I need to go change a few things in my own story...)  :)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)

oh no! LOL

10/10

beaweasley2

Totally love this. SO many lines and cliches! Look forward to more.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)

~smiles~

10/10

notsosaintly

Aw, drat, you stopped abusing exclamation points halfway through!  I was rather enjoying that part!  I can't see where you are going to take this!  ya!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)

What! Abuse! the Exclaiming points!!! Not I?! Hehehehe

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kyriaofdelphi

Works as a regular story for me. But then I will take just about sny Snape story any time. Thanks

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)

Thanks!

10/10

mistaria

Hahaha, love the breast part especially. :D

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)

Thankerzz!! :)

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faula_tara

whoot new story yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its has a wonderful beginning thank you

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)

:) Thanks

10/10

irishredlass

You know the thing is I like cheesy so keep writing...Irish

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)

~sprinkles some shredded cheese on top~ :)

10/10

Persevero

Sorry - this falls on the 'enjoyable' rather than 'painful' side of the parody line so you'll have to keep going! 

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)

LOL Well, thanks

10/10

karelia

Cheese it is, but what quality! Made from the finest raw milk, from cows grazing on organically grown, luscious grass, matured in a cave for a while, ripening slowly, just at the right temperature. Yummy!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)

Only the best cows to produce the best milk by products, my dear.... :)

10/10

blue artemis

You realize you are talented enough that your parody is still better than a whole lot of other people's stories.  This is fun. 

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)

You are so kind. Thank you

10/10

fizzabella

Sweet Nimue's Cousin's Uncle:) This is great:)Fizzabella:)

9/10

faula_tara

this is such an endearing story i really love it and snape thinking hubba hubba made me giggle than you for another wonderful chapter

10/10

karelia

Oh, such lovely cheese. Irrisistible, that cheese is. *nods*

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)

Mmmm... ~nibbles like a mouse~

0/10

WriterMerrin

Preserve us all from twinkling, matchmaking, candy-popping Dumbledore! 

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sexcupid

rotflmao...to steal from the MickeyD's commercials...i'm lovin' it! can't wait to read more!

10/10

irishredlass

Okay now that chapter was definately full of Munster!  Is the next one going to be blue cheese?

9/10

Shadow

Yip. i can just imagine Dumbledore encouraging Snape to go at it with one of the school's prize pupils!

10/10

karelia

Muahaha, the cheese is maturing. *nods*

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